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Could a Polar bear take a bat to the face?
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^^^^^ goodmangigabyte
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Maybe if someone held the bear immobile, and you had a running start and were using an aluminum bat, you could do a decent amount of damage to it. Crack its skull or jaw, it would be dazed. If you followed up with some more vicious hits to the head, you could get it to run. But if it didn't run, and took a swipe at you... They got vicious claws too, even if it couldn't bite you it could slice you up with its claws. Just knocking you down and stepping on you would injure you. 
Pictures on a website about a polar bear attack.
And No...You don't immobilize the Bear and take a swing at it with a bat..Sheeesh
http://www.uncorrelated.com/2006/08/sometimes_the_bear_gets_you_so.html
WArning! Not for the weak hearted.Please kids leave the room sort of webpage.The guy lived.Bear against Tent(Man)
http://www.ultimatesportsmen.com/weird/polarbear.htm
And No...You don't immobilize the Bear and take a swing at it with a bat..Sheeesh
http://www.uncorrelated.com/2006/08/sometimes_the_bear_gets_you_so.html
WArning! Not for the weak hearted.Please kids leave the room sort of webpage.The guy lived.Bear against Tent(Man)
http://www.ultimatesportsmen.com/weird/polarbear.htm
Well I opened my back door because I could hear a bear out in my trash can. It was a cali bear and not anywhere near as big as a polar bear is. Went about 350 pounds tops. It had to run past my backdoor to get away. When passing within five feet of me I threw a can of pinto beans as hard as I could and hit it square in the rib cage. It didnt even let out a breath .. just ran on by and up the hill. Was prolly back at the trash can within the hour. No I don't think you could hurt a polar bear with a baseball bat 
holy fuckin shit. those are some crazy pics. that guy must have a hell of a story to tell. - that last shot of his ankle! thats fuckedTNTBudSticker said:
Old Man Time
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I suppose it would depend on how much roids you were on.
On a downward swing right on the snout and the nose....i would think you could stun it enough to get a head start run...
then again...what do i know...i just stayed at a holiday inn last night
On a downward swing right on the snout and the nose....i would think you could stun it enough to get a head start run...
then again...what do i know...i just stayed at a holiday inn last night
i wonder what kind of gun he had...?Old Man Time said:I suppose it would depend on how much roids you were on.
On a downward swing right on the snout and the nose....i would think you could stun it enough to get a head start run...
then again...what do i know...i just stayed at a holiday inn last night
oh and back on topic, i think a good conntection with the nose would probably send em running
KnottyDollar
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iLLperception said:
K
khaleel
polar bears are strong, but at best they have the intelligence of a 10-year old. i bet if you put on a polar bear suit, made the bear's aquaintance, after a few beers you might be able to persuade it into hitting ITSELF in the face. with that kind of force, i.e. a polar bear arm swinging, you could definitely have a fatal wound. 
If a polar bear stands up to fight you, a fully grown one will be 10' tall and you will have to jump to hit him. A bears skull is sloped and the blow would probably glance off. The bat,however will come in useful. The bear can use it to pick his teeth after he eats your ass.
Now what everyone here has ignored is the fact that there are very sensitive anatomical strike points that can immobilize and stop a person or animal dead in their tracks. The G13 strike point around the temple of a human will drop them like a sack of potatoes if executed properly. (No joke, there's actually a G13 accupuncture point!). I've seen it up close...and at the very least the person is disoriented and ready to vomit. Conversely, there's another point where the vagus nerve and the carotid artery cross in the neck.....pluck that point rather gently and the body get's a false signal sent to the brain indicating a massive increase in blood pressure. It's like a thermostat gone wild......the heart will sometimes slow down massively and even stop....needless to say emergency crews are on hand for demonstrations of that technique.
Now....extrapolating that to a polar bear....I'd say we'd have to know a bit about how its' anatomy is laid out....any Vetrinarians out there that smoke alot and have a propensity for "poison hand" technique?
Well, as I'm waiting for a response.....I betcha there is some point you can smack a Polar bear on that will at least make it back off....I'd at least want a bat...but wouldn't mind a bat covered in resin and glass shards.
Let's face it: what the hell fucks with a Polar bear anyway? They're probably not used to things fighting back....I mean what the hell can a penguin or a fish do to a polar bear?
Didn't prehistoric humans take down large animals like sabretooth tigers and crap? Aren't there cave paintings that depict this same stuff going down?
Conversely you can use the same technique I use to quell a "mosh pit" from getting out of hand.....stand at the periphery and burn giant 2 gram joints back to back while blowing copious amounts of smoke into the middle of the pit. Usually people get disoriented and everything slows to a crawl. A well placed bat after that will probably knock the bear senseless.
If you're a fish, I'm sorry.....I'd eat you also...so I have no advice for salmon and the like...
Now....extrapolating that to a polar bear....I'd say we'd have to know a bit about how its' anatomy is laid out....any Vetrinarians out there that smoke alot and have a propensity for "poison hand" technique?
Well, as I'm waiting for a response.....I betcha there is some point you can smack a Polar bear on that will at least make it back off....I'd at least want a bat...but wouldn't mind a bat covered in resin and glass shards.
Let's face it: what the hell fucks with a Polar bear anyway? They're probably not used to things fighting back....I mean what the hell can a penguin or a fish do to a polar bear?
Didn't prehistoric humans take down large animals like sabretooth tigers and crap? Aren't there cave paintings that depict this same stuff going down?
Conversely you can use the same technique I use to quell a "mosh pit" from getting out of hand.....stand at the periphery and burn giant 2 gram joints back to back while blowing copious amounts of smoke into the middle of the pit. Usually people get disoriented and everything slows to a crawl. A well placed bat after that will probably knock the bear senseless.
If you're a fish, I'm sorry.....I'd eat you also...so I have no advice for salmon and the like...
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khaleel
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ hahaha i like the mosh pit technique
Silly question.
Silly question.
No, a bat would jus piss him off! Bears have one of the smallest kill zones of any animal you can hunt. You need ta be right on the money when trying ta take one with a large cal. rifle. Even then they sometimes don't jus fall over, they come after yer ass! That poor guy that got attacked was lucky it was jus a small one and not a full grown bear, he wouldn't have made it. I don't no what would have hurt worse, gettin chewed on by a bear or about blowin yer own foot off with a gun. OUCH! sucks ta be him! Take care...BC
Silly question.
No, a bat would jus piss him off! Bears have one of the smallest kill zones of any animal you can hunt. You need ta be right on the money when trying ta take one with a large cal. rifle. Even then they sometimes don't jus fall over, they come after yer ass! That poor guy that got attacked was lucky it was jus a small one and not a full grown bear, he wouldn't have made it. I don't no what would have hurt worse, gettin chewed on by a bear or about blowin yer own foot off with a gun. OUCH! sucks ta be him! Take care...BC
while it may not be possible to take on a bear while hes awake, what if you creep into his cave all mission impossible like and just wailed on dudes skull while he was laying down asleep. So the question now becomes, do you think you could knock out a bear with a bat while hes asleep ie. beat his brains in before hes fully awake. get that bitch when hes groggy. Thats the trick you got to kill shit while its groggy. i don't know about you guys but my 5 year old cousin could take me down at 6 in the morning.
begeesterdechol
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You could probably increase your chances a lot with one of these:
Are you wanting to swat/kill a Polar bear?
Found this on the net, all of it not necessarily my viewpoint
but I thought it was perhaps interesting enough to post here.......
We humans have a habit of labeling wild creatures as "vicious mindless killers". If a wild animal wanders into our territory we defend ourselves and our environment from this "vicious killer" and usually hunt down and kill the offending animal.
Yet if people intrude blindly into the animals own territory and gets killed, by a wild animal who is simply defending its territory - we still hunt it down and kill it - doesn't that make us also "vicious mindless killers"? Are we not both just defending our territory from intruders!
Yet with a little care, understanding and respect it is possible to live in harmony with wild animals. After all, it is usually us who are destroying the animals natural habitat, have they not a right to protect themselves and their lifestyle - just as we do when outsiders invade our country and try to take away what is ours.
These pictures are an example of what can happen if someone just steps back and watches to see what happens - instead of just grabbing a gun and shooting without need.
Norbert Rosing was on a weeks trip and was camped up, with his Husky sled dogs chained up securely on the edge of camp. Alerted by the barking of the dogs he was amazed to see a large, and obviously well fed, Polar Bear approaching his dogs and was convinced he was about to see the end of his dogs. Camera to hand he watched nervously as the Polar Bear slowly approached the barking dogs.
Imagine his surprise when, instead of attacking and killing the dogs, the bear started to play - yep the bear played with the dogs.................don't believe me?
Then look at these photos that he took as he watched in amazement............
Ohhh yes - a real vicious killer this wild Polar bear is! Polar bears live very solitary lives and this one was obviously lonely for a little company. This bear returned every night that week to play with the sled dogs, the humans keeping a respectful distance and just observing.
How terrible it would have been if they had just blindly shot this magnificent animal, either killing it or injuring it and driving it off - condemning it to a slow death - depriving us of this wonderful sight - a wild Polar Bear playing with the Huskies
So, could a Polar Bear take a bat to the face.......?
~Yeah, 99% of the time that bear is gonna attack the dogs & we
usually find ourselves defending our position by interceding with
a violent and irrevocable action of our own, we don't allow nature
to take its course as we tend to overtly defend our properties.~
~S4L~
Found this on the net, all of it not necessarily my viewpoint
but I thought it was perhaps interesting enough to post here.......
We humans have a habit of labeling wild creatures as "vicious mindless killers". If a wild animal wanders into our territory we defend ourselves and our environment from this "vicious killer" and usually hunt down and kill the offending animal.
Yet if people intrude blindly into the animals own territory and gets killed, by a wild animal who is simply defending its territory - we still hunt it down and kill it - doesn't that make us also "vicious mindless killers"? Are we not both just defending our territory from intruders!
Yet with a little care, understanding and respect it is possible to live in harmony with wild animals. After all, it is usually us who are destroying the animals natural habitat, have they not a right to protect themselves and their lifestyle - just as we do when outsiders invade our country and try to take away what is ours.
These pictures are an example of what can happen if someone just steps back and watches to see what happens - instead of just grabbing a gun and shooting without need.
Norbert Rosing was on a weeks trip and was camped up, with his Husky sled dogs chained up securely on the edge of camp. Alerted by the barking of the dogs he was amazed to see a large, and obviously well fed, Polar Bear approaching his dogs and was convinced he was about to see the end of his dogs. Camera to hand he watched nervously as the Polar Bear slowly approached the barking dogs.
Imagine his surprise when, instead of attacking and killing the dogs, the bear started to play - yep the bear played with the dogs.................don't believe me?
Then look at these photos that he took as he watched in amazement............
Ohhh yes - a real vicious killer this wild Polar bear is! Polar bears live very solitary lives and this one was obviously lonely for a little company. This bear returned every night that week to play with the sled dogs, the humans keeping a respectful distance and just observing.
How terrible it would have been if they had just blindly shot this magnificent animal, either killing it or injuring it and driving it off - condemning it to a slow death - depriving us of this wonderful sight - a wild Polar Bear playing with the Huskies
So, could a Polar Bear take a bat to the face.......?
~Yeah, 99% of the time that bear is gonna attack the dogs & we
usually find ourselves defending our position by interceding with
a violent and irrevocable action of our own, we don't allow nature
to take its course as we tend to overtly defend our properties.~
~S4L~
Here is the vid for the polar bears and dogs-- (BTW, there are several of them, not just one--)
http://video.stumbleupon.com/#p=36neggd9lk
http://video.stumbleupon.com/#p=36neggd9lk
