Lol I wouldnt wanna mess with you guys.a gallon of piss in the front seat?I would kill someone if they did that to my car.I hope it was a shitty car.let that be a lesson to always pay your debts
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Confess here
- Thread starter Floridian
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I confess
I confess
Well, I have a neighbor in my new place who's a very fragile but active 80 yr. old man.
.... and this guy's been nothing but nice to me and is a real Southern gentleman.
The problem is, he's been in law enforcement his entire life, killed a couple of guys and put lots more in jail, a real old-tyme, anti-drug warrior.
He's retired but still working part-time raising/training and working police drug dogs!
.... and it's a nice neighborhood with a surprising number of drug busts.
I was told the woman he lives with was his sister but she referred to him as her husband.
..... being the curious person I am (and I was bored!), I Googled their address to see what names were listed - turns out only her name was listed with his different last name mentioned as one of several possible relatives associated with her.
On Googling his name the only addresses listed were several PO boxes in different zip code locations around town.
So it looks like my law enforcement buddy doesn't want the public to know where he lives.
But I know, and I confess to having a very strong desire to mess with his mind!!!!!
... nothing too awful, maybe just a letter addressed to him at his real address saying "FOUND YA, hahaha!".
I've been able to restrain myself so far mainly because of the fear of the Law of Un-intended Consequences and the desire to just sit back and wait for nature to take its course and The Almighty to remove him from the Earth Plane.
But I confess, I'd really, really love to dish out a dose of his own medicine anyhow, and just sit back and watch him squirm!
I confess
Well, I have a neighbor in my new place who's a very fragile but active 80 yr. old man.
.... and this guy's been nothing but nice to me and is a real Southern gentleman.
The problem is, he's been in law enforcement his entire life, killed a couple of guys and put lots more in jail, a real old-tyme, anti-drug warrior.
He's retired but still working part-time raising/training and working police drug dogs!
.... and it's a nice neighborhood with a surprising number of drug busts.
I was told the woman he lives with was his sister but she referred to him as her husband.
..... being the curious person I am (and I was bored!), I Googled their address to see what names were listed - turns out only her name was listed with his different last name mentioned as one of several possible relatives associated with her.
On Googling his name the only addresses listed were several PO boxes in different zip code locations around town.
So it looks like my law enforcement buddy doesn't want the public to know where he lives.
But I know, and I confess to having a very strong desire to mess with his mind!!!!!
... nothing too awful, maybe just a letter addressed to him at his real address saying "FOUND YA, hahaha!".
I've been able to restrain myself so far mainly because of the fear of the Law of Un-intended Consequences and the desire to just sit back and wait for nature to take its course and The Almighty to remove him from the Earth Plane.
But I confess, I'd really, really love to dish out a dose of his own medicine anyhow, and just sit back and watch him squirm!
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Well, I have a neighbor in my new place who's a very fragile but active 80 yr. old man.
.... and this guy's been nothing but nice to me and is a real Southern gentleman.
The problem is, he's been in law enforcement his entire life, killed a couple of guys and put lots more in jail, a real old-tyme, anti-drug warrior.
He's retired but still working part-time raising/training and working police drug dogs!
.... and it's a nice neighborhood with a surprising number of drug busts.
I was told the woman he lives with was his sister but she referred to him as her husband.
..... being the curious person I am (and I was bored!), I Googled their address to see what names were listed - turns out only her name was listed with his different last name mentioned as one of several possible relatives associated with her.
On Googling his name the only addresses listed were several PO boxes in different zip code locations around town.
So it looks like my law enforcement buddy doesn't want the public to know where he lives.
But I know, and I confess to having a very strong desire to mess with his mind!!!!!
... nothing too awful, maybe just a letter addressed to him at his real address saying "FOUND YA, hahaha!".
I've been able to restrain myself so far mainly because of the fear of the Law of Un-intended Consequences and the desire to just sit back and wait for nature to take its course and The Almighty to remove him from the Earth Plane.
But I confess, I'd really, really love to dish out a dose of his own medicine anyhow, and just sit back and watch him squirm!
He's so set in his ways he'd never get it. Aside from that, cops stick together, and if he's still participating in LEO activities, anything you could possibly do would be brushed off. He'd have to be caught with a kilo of cocaine, in the middle of a deal, with witnesses to be even looked at.
A man can dream though.
Since we're talking neighbor retaliation here, I thought I'd mention that a couple years ago, I had some neighbors move in that had to be dealt with.
Doesn't matter how they got on my bad side, but part of it was their dog always getting loose. Anyway, I could not talk to this neighbor, and he was being a real prick about everything.
So one day I started putting up video cameras. Some were real some fake. They were pointed at common areas so he couldn't say shit about it. It pissed him off so bad he eventually moved, which gave me great satisfaction. Totally worth it.
"Fact of the day", lol!
Doesn't matter how they got on my bad side, but part of it was their dog always getting loose. Anyway, I could not talk to this neighbor, and he was being a real prick about everything.
So one day I started putting up video cameras. Some were real some fake. They were pointed at common areas so he couldn't say shit about it. It pissed him off so bad he eventually moved, which gave me great satisfaction. Totally worth it.
"Fact of the day", lol!
People act differently when they know they are on video. I guess he didn't feel like being on his best behavior all the time. I'm considering doing the same thing. Not to piss off the neighbors, but to discourage sticky fingers.
take it from me.neighbors suck but you dont wanna piss the people you live next to off.ive learned from my mistakes.nothing to gain but your own personal satisfaction.that said though some neighbors need to be weeded out from the garden.thats what cameras are for!
toxic hippie
Member
ill play when i was a freshman in college my roommate sold weed. he had sold some weed to this really douchey rich kid. later that night he got pulled over and busted with a couple doobies by the university police. the cops threatened to call his parents and have him expelled for school. so this kid rats my RM out. calls my RM and asks if he could get more weed. the meet at a dennys @ like 2 am. they arrest my RM and charge him with trafficking mj. so about 2 months later i seen the kid who ratted my RM out in the computer lab at school. he comes up to me asks how my room is doing and blows a kiss at me. steam is coming out of my ears. i told him to fuck off. a few hours later im on my bicycle going home and i see him in a brand new porsche. i immediately knew i was gonna do something to his car. so for the next 3 days i buy 15 cans of shaving cream and freeze them solid, then i took an electric saw and sawed the bottoms off and removed the frozen shaving cream and placed them in a cooler with dry ice so they would stay frozen. i put on some black clothes and headed out about 1 am with a couple other friends. two of us got dropped off about a block from his house. we got to his porsche i took a knife to cut a small whole in the convertible top and dropped all 15 blocks of frozen shaving cream in his car. we drove by the next day and there were a couple of cops and liquid shaving coming out of every crack of the car. never seen that car again.
I confess to not caring enough about the TWO possible pigs that just rented the house next door.lol
I honestly have zero idea what their deal is but there's two of them. Fit, really tight crew cut, kinda suspicious schedules, great fuckin posture?wtf, 1 Ford truck, 1 chevy Silverado and they're never dirty, "the type". They 100% would pass for the two kiss ass recruits in the Police Academy movie. Swear to god.
I ran into one of them in the front yard as I pulled up to the house! The shorter one. There was no out! For either of us. He said Hi and I instantly replicated his exact tone and accent! Haha it's a bad habit. LoL I said sternly, how you doing brother while extending my arm out to shake his hand. the hand shake. Let me just say....It was pretty fkn firm dude!hahaha He had a basic white dude voice and academy or military tone. I'm gonna guess Fresno Ca. JK! I have no idea where.lol but that's all for the last 2 months. One splits by 4:00am. The other leaves by about 5:00am. I think they pass out as soon as they get home.
Any how.... Backyards getting big. Hahaha
I honestly have zero idea what their deal is but there's two of them. Fit, really tight crew cut, kinda suspicious schedules, great fuckin posture?wtf, 1 Ford truck, 1 chevy Silverado and they're never dirty, "the type". They 100% would pass for the two kiss ass recruits in the Police Academy movie. Swear to god.
I ran into one of them in the front yard as I pulled up to the house! The shorter one. There was no out! For either of us. He said Hi and I instantly replicated his exact tone and accent! Haha it's a bad habit. LoL I said sternly, how you doing brother while extending my arm out to shake his hand. the hand shake. Let me just say....It was pretty fkn firm dude!hahaha He had a basic white dude voice and academy or military tone. I'm gonna guess Fresno Ca. JK! I have no idea where.lol but that's all for the last 2 months. One splits by 4:00am. The other leaves by about 5:00am. I think they pass out as soon as they get home.
Any how.... Backyards getting big. Hahaha
man,why you guys gotta fuck with peoples cars?i understand a shitty chevy but why you gotta fuck a Porsche up?that car didnt do anything to you.if someone vandalized my car i would fuck them up.its also a felony.car lives matter
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bigganjabud
OK I think I'm a little bit off key
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noyd666
if she's called Christine watch yer arse.
toxic hippie
Member
lol! that was 19 years ago and i was a much different person back then and it was only the interior.
That's what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps.
Yeah,only the interior!lol just don't touch my German car and we're good!
