This thread is dedicated to helping those who need information about passing a drug test. I despise drug testing and take pleasure helping people fool the system. My intention is to make a sticky-worthy thread with a search friendly title to put an end to the posts asking about drug testing and being filled with bad information. I will focus on urine testing but feel free to add tips on other testing methods. I understand there are decent methods for fooling a hair test.
I. A few things not to do:
Do not use a foreign substance such as bleach, visine, etc. as these will be detected and be an automatic failure.
Do not drink large amounts of water for days or weeks before a urine test, it will not help at all and can cause harm.
Head shop "pee-kleen" shakes may work some of the time for some people, but there are plenty of stories of people failing after trying them. Dilution is the real reason these sometimes work.
Do not drink bleach, ever.
Do not expect to pass a drug test without fully understanding any directions given here or the links provided.
Do not expect to pass a drug test without first practicing and mastering a technique.
II. Substitution
Substituting powdered, synthetic, or another persons urine is an excellent way to pass an unsupervised urine test. These tests are often given by employers as a pre-screen. With some ingenuity and a length of tubing, substitution can be used successfully in some supervised scenarios for both men and women.
Follow the link for a how-to:
SUBSTITUTION: tips, tricks and guidelines http://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=96959
Notes on substitution:
If being supervised, practice is the key to ensuring a smooth operation.
A man should not use a pregnant woman's urine.
The sample given must be within a certain range of normal body temperature or it will be rejected and possibly failed.
Women have an advantage as far as places to store a small container of liquid at body temperature.
You may as well use the toilet and flush to avoid any suspicion.
III. Dilution
Dilution is the way to go for passing a supervised drug test or if a substitute is unavailable. Probation offices perform supervised urine tests, as well as some types of employment, and the military as I understand it. Urine tests are not only for THC metabolites, but also for creatinine (Creatine metabolite), specific gravity and electrolytes. Dilution requires a raised level of creatine, water to dilute the ratio of THC metabolites to urine enough to not be detected, vitamin B to color the urine yellow, electrolytes and a raised specific gravity (gatoraid powdered drink mix will fix that). Rolaids will help with that as well. High doses of Aspirin have shown to produce a false negative (a good thing) on some tests, but may not be effective on every test.
Follow the link for a how-to:
DILUTION: tips, tricks and guidelines http://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=96956 (the first two posts are guides)
Notes on dilution:
I cannot stress enough the importance of practice. Home testing kits are available to at least show if something is not working right.
Dilution is the secret behind the "pee-kleen" drinks they sell at head shops.
Creatine takes about 48 hours to metabolize into creatinine so it must be loaded days in advance of a test.
If the sample is clear, has low creatinine levels, low in electrolytes and specific gravity, the test will come back "dilute" meaning usually a retest. Cases have been reported of serious assholes who will not hire someone who tests dilute.
IV. Other important things to know:
Urine testing checks for THC metabolites released from fat cells into urine.
THC metabolites can remain stored in fat cells for anywhere from a period of days to a couple of months depending on factors such as how much you smoke, your weight and metabolism.
Drinking large amounts of water for days or weeks leading up to a urine test will not flush THC metabolites from fat cells and may in fact cause harm.
Exercising will release THC metabolites into your urine at a higher rate.
Eating fatty foods and packing on clean fat cells can help lower the amount of THC metabolites released in the urine.
Exercising should be stopped about a week before a test to slow down the release of THC into the urine.
About my own experience, I tried both methods listed above. For a job pre-screen in 1998, I kept someone elses urine in a condom tied to a belt loop with a string then tucked under my scrotum. I was being watched too closely so I kept saying I couldn't "go yet". After being sent in with a different person who stood behind me, I was able to puncture the condom with a safety pin enough times to produce a steady flow into the cup. Then, I was on probation with 6 months random urine testing in 2005 when I began research. Cannabis dot com had, gathered into a few stickys, most of the info I'd seen previously scattered about. I tried dilution one time and passed when I took 2 hits after being clean for months. I know, not much to REALLY test the method, but it was a start. I managed to get a good look at the sheet my P.O. had in his book and it listed creatinine levels as well as specific gravity. Recently, I had my neighbor try this method for his probation testing. He boasts "a quarter a day" but that's with one or two other people around. He passed his last three tests by closely following the instructions I gave him.
By all means, share and debate. If something I posted is incorrect, show me and I'll eat my words.
I. A few things not to do:
Do not use a foreign substance such as bleach, visine, etc. as these will be detected and be an automatic failure.
Do not drink large amounts of water for days or weeks before a urine test, it will not help at all and can cause harm.
Head shop "pee-kleen" shakes may work some of the time for some people, but there are plenty of stories of people failing after trying them. Dilution is the real reason these sometimes work.
Do not drink bleach, ever.
Do not expect to pass a drug test without fully understanding any directions given here or the links provided.
Do not expect to pass a drug test without first practicing and mastering a technique.
II. Substitution
Substituting powdered, synthetic, or another persons urine is an excellent way to pass an unsupervised urine test. These tests are often given by employers as a pre-screen. With some ingenuity and a length of tubing, substitution can be used successfully in some supervised scenarios for both men and women.
Follow the link for a how-to:
SUBSTITUTION: tips, tricks and guidelines http://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=96959
Notes on substitution:
If being supervised, practice is the key to ensuring a smooth operation.
A man should not use a pregnant woman's urine.
The sample given must be within a certain range of normal body temperature or it will be rejected and possibly failed.
Women have an advantage as far as places to store a small container of liquid at body temperature.
You may as well use the toilet and flush to avoid any suspicion.
III. Dilution
Dilution is the way to go for passing a supervised drug test or if a substitute is unavailable. Probation offices perform supervised urine tests, as well as some types of employment, and the military as I understand it. Urine tests are not only for THC metabolites, but also for creatinine (Creatine metabolite), specific gravity and electrolytes. Dilution requires a raised level of creatine, water to dilute the ratio of THC metabolites to urine enough to not be detected, vitamin B to color the urine yellow, electrolytes and a raised specific gravity (gatoraid powdered drink mix will fix that). Rolaids will help with that as well. High doses of Aspirin have shown to produce a false negative (a good thing) on some tests, but may not be effective on every test.
Follow the link for a how-to:
DILUTION: tips, tricks and guidelines http://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=96956 (the first two posts are guides)
Notes on dilution:
I cannot stress enough the importance of practice. Home testing kits are available to at least show if something is not working right.
Dilution is the secret behind the "pee-kleen" drinks they sell at head shops.
Creatine takes about 48 hours to metabolize into creatinine so it must be loaded days in advance of a test.
If the sample is clear, has low creatinine levels, low in electrolytes and specific gravity, the test will come back "dilute" meaning usually a retest. Cases have been reported of serious assholes who will not hire someone who tests dilute.
IV. Other important things to know:
Urine testing checks for THC metabolites released from fat cells into urine.
THC metabolites can remain stored in fat cells for anywhere from a period of days to a couple of months depending on factors such as how much you smoke, your weight and metabolism.
Drinking large amounts of water for days or weeks leading up to a urine test will not flush THC metabolites from fat cells and may in fact cause harm.
Exercising will release THC metabolites into your urine at a higher rate.
Eating fatty foods and packing on clean fat cells can help lower the amount of THC metabolites released in the urine.
Exercising should be stopped about a week before a test to slow down the release of THC into the urine.
About my own experience, I tried both methods listed above. For a job pre-screen in 1998, I kept someone elses urine in a condom tied to a belt loop with a string then tucked under my scrotum. I was being watched too closely so I kept saying I couldn't "go yet". After being sent in with a different person who stood behind me, I was able to puncture the condom with a safety pin enough times to produce a steady flow into the cup. Then, I was on probation with 6 months random urine testing in 2005 when I began research. Cannabis dot com had, gathered into a few stickys, most of the info I'd seen previously scattered about. I tried dilution one time and passed when I took 2 hits after being clean for months. I know, not much to REALLY test the method, but it was a start. I managed to get a good look at the sheet my P.O. had in his book and it listed creatinine levels as well as specific gravity. Recently, I had my neighbor try this method for his probation testing. He boasts "a quarter a day" but that's with one or two other people around. He passed his last three tests by closely following the instructions I gave him.
By all means, share and debate. If something I posted is incorrect, show me and I'll eat my words.
