I'm not really sure what your point is with the quoting. Almost everybody seems to disagree with you except that guy. And that guys sounds really sketchy to me.
Nobody lists it as having urkel in it. Why do you suppose that is?
I guess technically it could be considered to have some urkel in it because of the Granddaddy Purp...
Straight from the creator of cherry pie! might not be what everyone wanted to hear but ...PurpleErkle it is.