Lohan for sure, cuz Hilton and Ritchie are skinny ass ugly twits.
Lohan may be a twit, but she is cuter than the other two, doesn't look like a famine victim (as much) and prob likes it in her pooper and gives a mean slurpjob, so she'd be fine as a cellmate.
As far as Pesci goes......he may be funny, but the idea of his wrinkled old ass as my only sexual option for years just does not compute. I'd rather try to instill some culture and knowledge into the vapidness that is Lindsey Lohan than try to get used to buggering Joe Pesci (or vice versa).
Lohan may be a twit, but she is cuter than the other two, doesn't look like a famine victim (as much) and prob likes it in her pooper and gives a mean slurpjob, so she'd be fine as a cellmate.
As far as Pesci goes......he may be funny, but the idea of his wrinkled old ass as my only sexual option for years just does not compute. I'd rather try to instill some culture and knowledge into the vapidness that is Lindsey Lohan than try to get used to buggering Joe Pesci (or vice versa).
