bitchhitsbongs
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daisy jane said:
damn straight
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Huey_Wunder
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Joe - because I'd be in a mens prison. Besides, all the real bad dudes would love him - he get all the treats, and I too, by default.
I'd just kill Rosie
the first nite - the others would be sources of income, but not likely to stick around for long. And again - I'm in a mans prison, so...
I could take Joe - so sex is no probs
hw
I'd just kill Rosie
the first nite - the others would be sources of income, but not likely to stick around for long. And again - I'm in a mans prison, so...I could take Joe - so sex is no probs
hw
if this hypothecticle situation i would have rosie to knit for me paris for uses and nicole for uses and joe for advice on whu it would be good to wrestle against each other but have funny feeling rosie would win 10 out of 10. but i stickwith a non pregnant nicole and if i was stuck with just joe i would go solitary confinement
hmm.. well rosie probably could protect me better than joe in a physical sense - but yes joe probably will have some pull
now lindsay she'd be good for selling for smokes - too bad I gave up smoking
paris would be hell and nicole too
and I gotta agree with aholex's comment about being in prison with a woman would be much the same as marriage... so what's the point of getting thrown in prison?!?
anyways in the end I pick joe and a side of lindsay for cigs and what not
now lindsay she'd be good for selling for smokes - too bad I gave up smoking
paris would be hell and nicole too
and I gotta agree with aholex's comment about being in prison with a woman would be much the same as marriage... so what's the point of getting thrown in prison?!?
anyways in the end I pick joe and a side of lindsay for cigs and what not
easyskanking
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I want Joe Pesci that guy is funny.
and either Hilton or Lohan. Either one cause you could bang
either one of them all day. Yeah prison with them no problem. 
and either Hilton or Lohan. Either one cause you could bang
either one of them all day. Yeah prison with them no problem. 
ApocalypseMao
Member
Lohan seems to be the most tolerable of the group. Then again, its not like any of them would be in prison for long...
G
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I see no one else wants the fat chick@!!!!!!!!!! Rosie Odonnell
But only if I can fart on her face
But only if I can fart on her face
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lohan, im sure there'd be hilarious excuses for all her escapades......and im sure shed be better looking than anyone else in there if this was an all men's (except for her) prison
ok I gotta admit I voted for lindsay - only because she's the freshest meat of them all
meduzer said:
I got in a fight with some stupid dude who wanted my tacos from Taco Bell...after listening to the stupid idiot how he's gonna kick my ass all over the parking lot for 3 minutes and offered him my tacos 3 times to help out his stupid pregnant girlfriend with a suitcase outside the Bell....I had to hit the stupid idiot on the nose cause he touched my tacos without my approval
Long story short..... The stupid idiot wanted a fight so he can go to jail cause he didn't want to walk around with the stupid pregnant girlfriend and her Suitcase
He got arrested for Thief and disorderly conduct and I was free to get another meal for free this time....Bald headed Mexicans in L.A ? First for me!
HuffAndPuff
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LiLo all the way. Someone here said she's gonna be bitchy cause she's coming off blow. Numero uno, that'll only be bad the first 3 days, and B, have you ever BEEN to rehab? Those chicks can't do anything BUT fuck, smoke cigs, and drink coffee- all three they do with aplomb.
Rosie'd be talking about "I'm a lesbian and none of the men in here can stand it, wahh wahh". Nobody but Rosie is interested in the fact that Rosie sips from the furry cup. Plus, she'd put up the biggest fight. Not only might I not be able to fuck her in the ass while eating her commissary cookies (just pretend I want to)- She might do that to me, or worse.
Hilton? I am not laying up in a cell with some crazy broad who is trying to claim she got that way WITHOUT drugs. Sweetheart, we know you smoke pot (and do blow, and sketchy dudes, etc) so don't YOU look ME in the face and call ME stupid. Plus I dunno if you can get duct tape in prison, and if you can't, then I couldn't wrap her in it to keep her skiny ass from splitting when I gave her some cell loving. Like a hotdog you leave in the microwave just a bit too long?
Nicole Ritchie actually seems kinda funny. And she was actually kinda cute when she had some meat on her. So I vote no, because in order to live happily with her, I'd not only have to let her eat her food, I'd hafta give her (some of) mine.
Joe Pesci- Thought about it, and it'd be kinda funny. I mean, how much time am I doing here? If its like 3 years, I dunno. I mean, I'd do movie lines with him for the first year or two solid. "Yeah, the two yoots!" Ask him who told him the movie "the Super" was a career must-do. But then, where are we gonna go? Is this a relationship that would grow? Fuck, he's old NOW. So say he gets, I dunno Angina or something, he plugs the sinkhole, now what? Do I get solitary or a regular, bonafide inmate for a celly? Do I get to engage in another hypothetical re: who I'm going to be fucking in the ass and stealing from, now that Pesci's dead?
Lohan though, come on. The girl is a certified Angus Hot Mess. Plus, she's playing the "I need rescuing card" for me. "My mommy's a sleazy hanger-on and my daddy's a criminal, I do lots of coke and cause 'bad girl' trouble. I just want attention, and someone to be firm with me" Done and Done kiddo. There would be reality tv worthy temper-tantrums, fuck fests, food stealing- the trifecta. I wouldn't even pimp her, I'd fight to keep my Linz fresh!
Ok, I'm fuggin baked, I thought this was funny, I hope it doesn't offend anyone too much (least of all any ladies...I'm really a very big supporter of what you broads are doing. Good things). I figure the thread lended itself to it....too far?
Stay Safe,
HuffAndPuff
Rosie'd be talking about "I'm a lesbian and none of the men in here can stand it, wahh wahh". Nobody but Rosie is interested in the fact that Rosie sips from the furry cup. Plus, she'd put up the biggest fight. Not only might I not be able to fuck her in the ass while eating her commissary cookies (just pretend I want to)- She might do that to me, or worse.
Hilton? I am not laying up in a cell with some crazy broad who is trying to claim she got that way WITHOUT drugs. Sweetheart, we know you smoke pot (and do blow, and sketchy dudes, etc) so don't YOU look ME in the face and call ME stupid. Plus I dunno if you can get duct tape in prison, and if you can't, then I couldn't wrap her in it to keep her skiny ass from splitting when I gave her some cell loving. Like a hotdog you leave in the microwave just a bit too long?
Nicole Ritchie actually seems kinda funny. And she was actually kinda cute when she had some meat on her. So I vote no, because in order to live happily with her, I'd not only have to let her eat her food, I'd hafta give her (some of) mine.
Joe Pesci- Thought about it, and it'd be kinda funny. I mean, how much time am I doing here? If its like 3 years, I dunno. I mean, I'd do movie lines with him for the first year or two solid. "Yeah, the two yoots!" Ask him who told him the movie "the Super" was a career must-do. But then, where are we gonna go? Is this a relationship that would grow? Fuck, he's old NOW. So say he gets, I dunno Angina or something, he plugs the sinkhole, now what? Do I get solitary or a regular, bonafide inmate for a celly? Do I get to engage in another hypothetical re: who I'm going to be fucking in the ass and stealing from, now that Pesci's dead?
Lohan though, come on. The girl is a certified Angus Hot Mess. Plus, she's playing the "I need rescuing card" for me. "My mommy's a sleazy hanger-on and my daddy's a criminal, I do lots of coke and cause 'bad girl' trouble. I just want attention, and someone to be firm with me" Done and Done kiddo. There would be reality tv worthy temper-tantrums, fuck fests, food stealing- the trifecta. I wouldn't even pimp her, I'd fight to keep my Linz fresh!
Ok, I'm fuggin baked, I thought this was funny, I hope it doesn't offend anyone too much (least of all any ladies...I'm really a very big supporter of what you broads are doing. Good things). I figure the thread lended itself to it....too far?
Stay Safe,
HuffAndPuff
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Rosie all the way, at least you'd know no other men have been with her
HuffAndPuff
Active member
Bumpsky... Because this may be the funniest thing I have ever written, and I wanna see others display their comedic chops.
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lohan for the win!
1. firecrotch to warm you on those cold nights.
2. good drug connection
3. daddy issues
1. firecrotch to warm you on those cold nights.
2. good drug connection
3. daddy issues
