CELLMATE CHALLENGE !

[trouble]

If one had to go to jail who would you want as a cellmate ? And YES, lets say its CO-ED .

(1) Lindsay Lohan
(2) Nicole Richie
(3) Paris Hilton
(4) Rosie Odonnell
(5) Joe Pesci

 

[Guest]

paris hilton, just becuase i want to steal her food, and blankets, and everything that comes into her possesion as my cell mate. and i would make her pack the slugs...hahaha

 

[trouble]

paris hilton, just becuase i want to steal her food, and blankets, and everything that comes into her possesion as my cell mate. and i would make her pack the slugs...hahaha

Now thats Funny !

 

[Pixelante]

I do not want to be roomies/cellies with a catty bitch who's going to cry and bitch and moan and complain and probably get my ass kicked by proxy.

I'll take Joe Pesci for $500 Alex.

 

[Guest]

(1) Lindsay Lohan ---> would be comming down off coke..hmm no thanks!
(2) Nicole Richie ---> is pregnant!! (id rather be in jail then around a pregnant chick)
(3) Paris Hilton ---> Probably give me head by the end of the day!
(4) Rosie Odonnell ---> hates men!! so she would turn me against the lezbiang gangs
(5) Joe Pesci ---> old italian actor? only if he was the part he played in good fellas.

Paris Hilton

 

[Guest]

touche pixelante, but the money i make off the stories and interviews about her in prison would make it all worth it in the end.

 

[DickAnubis]

I'm crazy for Paris Hilton. Of course I'm not from this planet, but she's still my kind of stick insect. Growwwllll! Hubba Hubba!

 

[Tarkus]

Joe for sure. I would definitely end up strangling all those twits by the end of day one.

And besides, Joe Pesci probably has a lot of fans in prison, so maybe life would be easy....easier.

Plus, seeing as how I am not a girl, this is really my only option. Damn non co-ed prisons.

 

[Guest]

Pesci probably has some awesome stories and would be able to protect you some from his status.

 

[bigbudsbongs]

lohan, i bet she looks like this when shes taking a dump and id laugh my ass off while being incarcerated

 

[gamehaze2]

yo if nicole ritchie wasnt pregnant then her i wud be happy all day and every day

 

[Guest]

I want Joe for company and Paris so Joe and I can blackmail her parents.

 

[trouble]

I want Joe for company and Paris so Joe and I can blackmail her parents.

Good idea The American, But can you think of anything that would shock Paris Hilton's Parents ?

 

[daisy jane]

Joe Pesci for sure. Mostly because I can't stand the majority of girls and he has a penis.

 

[Guest]

Paris's nipples in a matchbox?

 

[Martha Stewart]

Rosie can knit.

Martha S.

 

[trouble]

Paris's nipples in a matchbox?

There you go !

 

[TrustNoOne]

lohan, i bet she looks like this when shes taking a dump and id laugh my ass off while being incarcerated

haaahaaa. i had to come back and post. i'm still gigglin after an hour. dumpfaces and mopedfaces have always cracked me up(unless it's me own).

TA, you're a sick muthaeffer man. Funny as shit but sick, sick , sickkk. lol

 

[lotatokin]

paris by far would be the funner of the group! she could keep you amused in more ways than one.

 

[aholex]

yo if nicole ritchie wasnt pregnant then her i wud be happy all day and every day

prego = horneyo

a woman as a cell mate? wouldnt that just be like home livin? lol

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