Cash bond

[Guest]

I've had a plan since the beginning,in case the worst happened and I was arrested.A family member will post a cash bond and I will disappear,I gave 17 months of my life away when I was 19 years old to the state of Va. over MJ and I wont let it happen again,I've got 20-25 years left and they cant have any lol!Anyway,the way I see it is if you ever have to be on the run,its the bondsman that is more likely to locate you than the law.If you dont get pulled over or in trouble,there's no reason you cant outlast your bench warrant.Bondsman have connections all over the place,a couple phone calls and they may be on to you.Posting a cash bond alleviates this problem although you will lose the money.Also,the person posting bond will have to prove its not drug money,they'll have to produce paperwork showing where it came from.Hopefully,I'll never have to even consider leaving my paradise,but you never know.Anyone have anything to add or see problems/flaws in my plan?

 

[SomeGuy]

A family member will post a cash bond and I will disappear,

Have you arranged for an alternate identity as well? Without that you are doomed, no drivers license, no job, no bank accounts, no passport.

Also,the person posting bond will have to prove its not drug money,they'll have to produce paperwork showing where it came from.

Also the person providing the bail is opening themselves up to a world of shit with the IRS. They'll be audited for YEARS, backwards and forwards and then taxed on the bail money as income, including interest and penalties.

You should look into an alternate method of providing the bail, perhaps starting a company with a blind trust and paying the money into the trust and letting the IRS get their piece at the front end.

 

[Guest]

Money is legitimate income from sale of a home,IRS thats funny bro my brother hasnt worked in years,not much in his 50 years actually lol.Doomed?Man you are pretty dramatic,I wont be running from Vic Mackey,I wont be on America's most wanted lol.This is an option I've chosen just trying to get some reasonable replies no offense,at least you said something though a tad overblown lol.Thanks

 

[Guest]

it's not that hard to stay under the radar in the u.s. . i've gone for years having no contact with da law. and then it was my fault. speedin or wreckin a car.
ya go and rent a house in a not too rural place and go about your regular day. undocumented jobs are not difficult to find. assuming you even need to work.
i think i would open up a savings acct in my family members or whoevers name beforehand tho. then slowly deposit cash until it was reasonable. deposit like 1k or2k at a time. a year or two would give ya a decent pile.
i know lots of people that have minimal contact with the government. hell, i know people that don't have ssn's. they just live life with cash. i'd get meself a hotdog cart,lol. who writes a check or uses a cc for a hotdog. heh

 

[SomeGuy]

Doomed?Man you are pretty dramatic

Its just a figure of speech, like getting "toasted."

Money is legitimate income from sale of a home

Your home or theirs? If its your home then when the money appears in their account its income to them as far as the IRS is concerned.
But hey, the local cops would never think to tell the IRS someone walked into a station and put up 50k cash bail on a manufacturing suspect....

 

[Guest]

No its money from the sales of his home years ago,money is a funny thing.I'm sure in reality the state would rather pocket 25-50 grand rather than have to take care of my tired ass anyway

 

[SomeGuy]

,money is a funny thing.

You are right about that. And correct they want all they can get, but that doesnt mean they are going to just forget about you.

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for sticking it to the man, but I think you are kidding yourself if you think you can just post bond and walk away with no consequences.

 

[Northern_Greens]

show me the law that says i have to give the irs money if i was american pls SomeGuy


N_G

EDIT: federal law as most state laws say you have to pay if required by FEDERAL law...

plz prove me wrong this has been an ongoing debate in the past few years

 

[Guest]

Yea I'd like to see that too.I just think I'd have more to worry about from a bail bondsman than I would the law,I'd simply have no contact with them like the last 10-15 years,no problem.Changing my name and getting fake ID would be no problem,If I just shot someone or something lol.Even if you do get pulled for a violation,they dont do a NCIC check unless they think its warranted,I'll come up clean in whatever state I'm in.If you get pulled over in Fla they dont know about your felony convictions from other states unless they check the NCIC,I'm sure bench warrants would be the same way.If someone knows differently please say so,thats what this thread is for.My chances of ever having to actually do this are slim,and it'll stay that way.Its good to have options though if something did happen,jail wouldnt be an option for me at this point.What does everyone else think about the ID situation,think it would be necessary to change identities if you move to a different state with a bench warrant?

 

[SomeGuy]

plz prove me wrong this has been an ongoing debate in the past few years

I can't. I'm not that familiar with tax law. I've heard of it, but I havent heard of anyone to actually prove it. I run around with about a 1/2 dozen lawyers and they all pay taxes. Seems to me that if there were any truth to it, these guys would know about it.
Believe me, if I could get out of paying taxes I would. You are talking to someone that owes over 60k in fines, interest and penalties.


Ballast, Good luck with that, your plan is flawless, wish I'd thought of it.

 

[supermanlives]

my friend tracks down bail jumpers. most are caught by contacting family or visiting friends. stay away from family and friends. if you do talk to friends and family dont tell them where your at. its amazing how many so called friends and family rat you out.

 

[NorCal]

the friends and family thing is true, they will badger the hell out of them and make them feel as if they are getting the blame if you dont come through.
realistically if your that serious, you need to move out to cali and just do the damn thing. i wouldnt be planning on skipping out to another state, i would pretty much just leave the country for good if i was you. move to adam or somewhere where the laws are alot more lax, maybe even bc? if growing yuor herb is all your concerned with id way rather do it in another area w/ peace of mind as opposed to doing it paranoid for the rest of your life wherever you curently live, just my opinion.

 

[Guest]

I know man I know,I also just walked my dog in 75 degree weather with blue skies and unusually low humdity.Its a real knumdrum living in hellven,USA.EDIT By the way,the one of the reasons behing a cash bond,no bondsman to track me/hassle my family.Yea the police will contact my family and ask questions,and that should be the end of it.

 

[Guest]

lol WHY am I even thinking this way no reason too fuck it does me no good

 

[Mr. Nevermind]

You can " gift" $10,000 to a family member and write it off on your taxes. therefore the $$ is explained since its on record as gifts so no IRS hassle. so just gift $$ to family members and tell them its " just in case money' so when you get arrested ( knock on wood) they have enough to get you out and it wont raise eyebrows.

That or you can find a lawyer that you trust ( oxymoron?) or that is new and needs to make some $$. bring cash to him for " prepaid services" and work out an aggreement that if you get pinched he bails you out with cash you gave to him over time. then all your $$ will be at lawyers office wating for you when you get out, then go to Brazil and get a hooker pregnant . you get to stay there and not be extradited if you get a brazilian national pregnant.


there are many ways to fly under the radar and get bonded out, all you have to do is be creative and work within the system, not go around it. sneaky people going around it get busted, they raise suspicion.




Nevermind

 

[SomeGuy]

then go to Brazil and get a hooker pregnant . you get to stay there and not be extradited if you get a brazilian national pregnant.

Finally the voice of reason!

I might just do that anyway just for good measure. Never too early to start planning....

Ballast, you are thinking in the right direction because when it happens its too late to start, but yeah, it is depressing no matter how you look at it.

 

[OG bub]

hmmm, well, Im free currently due to a substantial cash bond to the county. bondsman is NOT the way to go if you have intention of running..

cash to county will be a pita in a lesser way, as the only expence they will put foreward to yer capture, is equal to yer bail payment.

IRS dont look into shit ime... they have much bigger fish to fry than a couple grand..

you will have a bit of trouble trying to leave the US if yer bailed out on pending felony charges tho.. yer only realistic hope would be slippin up nort to opur CAN neighbors thru the woods and just layin low, or gettin some good friends there, thru here.

Ive looked into MANY options for a run, in my situation... if you dont have kids and a prego woman to drag thru yer journey, yer better off than me! lol.. but dissapearing is quite possible, even inside the US..

ya just gotta have some reliable friends, and cash jobs lined up, and for the duration!


good thread!

Peace, bub.

 

[Trichome Toker]

I have survived for going on 16+ months now with no license, no passport, no job, no nothing.

Going to Brazil and getting a girl pregnant sounds like a plan if that is true, but I don't know how you plan on getting to Brazil without a license at least.

I have been on the look out for someone who looks like me who will let me borrow their license forever now.

Just doesn't seem to happen.

 

[tuttlebudd]

DAWG/??? is that you!!!! How's the bounty huntin going... OH YEA... forgot.. MEXICO...

 

[Guest]

Yea I couldnt just hop a plane a go somewhere,the bright side of that is I can never become dead by plane smushing,I'd go to less severe state for sure.It cant be hard to get fake ID at all if you really want it,you could probably google the info for that lol.I dont want some dog the bounty hunter wannabe trying to locate me,with effort it can be done and the law will put little to no effort,its just a matter of staying undiscovered.Hell I cant remember when the last time was that I had to show a cop ID,a decade maybe for a traffic gig.Thats where having a fake ID would be a benefit