Bigfoot

[Johnny Rotten]

I gotta say this is the only urban legend i find plausible. It is probably a small group of Gigantopithecus that has survived or changed slightly over time. These thing DID exist....the question is do they still exist? You would NEVER find a body and you are being closed minded thinking you would. Roadkill doesn't last a week around me, and thats not in the deep country.

Footprints and dermal ridges just add the the improbability of a hoax. Scientific studies done by EXPERTS showing relationship between foot width and length showing a definitive bell curve in the population. What stupid redneck has knowledge of biology to that level? And then had the carving skills to accurately represent the ridges in a casting? COME ON!!

Then the fucking Patterson film....WATCH IT. CLOSELY. Moving rippling muscles, full REAL SHAPED breasts, toes raising while walking....these two yokels had the money and skill to build a fully functional Bigfoot costume in 1967?? He would of never counted on digital image stabilization or other methods of film improvement, why spend so much time and energy?

All the people making up lies or suffering from mass hallucinations....

All the native peoples cultures in which bigfoot or something like him is just another animal in their world.....

Am i the one being naive?

 

[Johnny Rotten]

I bet you i couldn't get you to believe there is an animal that looks like a horse, a zebra and a giraffe had a crazy love child.




Neither did the scientists when hearing about it from the local people. This was only 100 years ago....





Humans are so fucking arrogant.....

 

[agent 420]

I give props to Smoke 68 for starting the thread and to Socioecologist and Johnny Rotten for making sense of it.

Skeptics say "where is the proof, I've never seen it therefore it can't exist and anyone who believes must be crazy."

There are no corpses on record, but there is still a vast amount of evidence. How can someone refute the testimony of tens of thousands of people over the course of centuries WORLDWIDE

Humans are arrogant and very ignorant. At one point in time, the majority of people believed the world was flat. Haven't we learned from our mistakes.

 

[Smoke68]

Thank you Agent. You are very correct.
To prove a point, according to EVERY man, woman and child on this planet, up until 150AD "knew" that Earth is the Center of the universe.
We humans are so naive. Saying there is NO CHANCE for a Bigfoot creature to exist is like saying that in all of the vast and inherently unlimited universe, that there is not one single multicellular life form out there(yup talking about aliens here). I cannot cease to imagine a foreign breed of beings much smarter and much more intelligent (approximately only 7% of the human brain is utilized).
We are so closed minded to what we do not know completely. This is our downfall.
Ignorance is not bliss and it WILL be our final downfall. Pitting what we know and what we cannot yet fathom in a battle where YOU and I will be able to do nothing to stop the inevitable that we will have created.

 

[TheBigGreen1]

If I was smoking a joint in the woods and Bigfoot wanted to hit it I'd let him. Just have to teach him what "puff puff, pass" means. "Dont bogart that joint ya stinky bastard" And you can bet I would not tell a soul. And if I was a bigfoot I would live in Humboldt.

 

[socioecologist]

Smokin' Out Bigfoot

Smokin' Out Bigfoot

Big Green--you nailed it. I think you're referring to a different sub-species though, known to us Southern Oregonians as "Ganjaquatch". They are definitely tokers. They don't grow--too many helicopters (they are very security conscious)--but they'll burn one with you.

 

[Johnny Rotten]

Skunk Ape burns the Skunk....

 

[Verite]

Bigfoot is among us.

 

[Stoner4Life]

If I was smoking a joint in the woods and Bigfoot wanted to hit it I'd let him. Just have to teach him what "puff puff, pass" means. "Dont bogart that joint ya stinky bastard" And you can bet I would not tell a soul. And if I was a bigfoot I would live in Humboldt.

amatuer!
you pass to sasquatch last, those fvckers
always lip it puttin' the damned thing out.......

 

[Smoke68]

And you thought your old roommate was bad at fish lipping the joint lol.
If that damned Bigbutt would ever get his tail out here to blaze one up, I would most definitely do so... and then I would get a hair sample, footprint, DNA sample(fish lipped jang).
I would love to be the man that discovers the elusive mountain creature... but until that day, I am fine with just being a fan of the 'Squatch