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Biden Victory Thread!!

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eugenegreen

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They got stickied by the snake.

Narcissists often tell the truth when nobody’s listening. He told the world he was the snake.

“Down the path alongside the lake
A tender-hearted woman saw a poor half-frozen snake
His pretty colored skin had been all frosted with the dew

“Oh well,” she cried, “I'll take you in and I'll take care of you”
“Take me in oh tender woman
Take me in, for heaven's sake
Take me in oh tender woman,” sighed the snake
She wrapped him up all cozy in a curvature of silk
And then laid him by the fireside with some honey and some milk

Now she hurried home from work that night as soon as she arrived
She found that pretty snake she'd taken in had been revived
“Take me in, oh tender woman
Take me in, for heaven's sake
Take me in oh tender woman,” sighed the snake
Now she clutched him to her bosom, “You're so beautiful,” she cried
“But if I hadn't brought you in by now you might have died”

Now she stroked his pretty skin and then she kissed and held him tight
But instead of saying thanks, that snake gave her a vicious bite
“Take me in, oh tender woman
Take me in, for heaven's sake
Take me in oh tender woman,” sighed the snake
“I saved you,” cried that woman
“And you've bit me even, why?
You know your bite is poisonous and now I'm going to die”
“Oh shut up, silly woman,” said the reptile with a grin”

“You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in
”Take me in, oh tender woman
Take me in, for heaven's sake
Take me in oh tender woman,“ sighed the snake”

- donald “the snake” trump

- 01/12/2016

*in other news, the former fat slob in chief’s
coke button has been removed....
what a fat useless bastard*

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“Former President Donald Trump no longer has his finger on the button.
Joe Biden, who took office Wednesday, reportedly removed the button Trump used to order a red-alert Diet Coke in the Oval Office.”
 

Microbeman

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Watching for attack?

Dimwits attack Capitol necessitating troops; Dimwits' masters caught with pants down from embarrassment; try Antifa story = fail; okay - hey lets turn this around and say Biden needs troops to stay in power; push it hard on FOX and the usual outlets the dimwits believe; let's make up some stories about martial law; that'll do it...
 

subrob

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I admit being surprised at his pick after her going on camera and confirming her belief Joe was a rapist/ molestor.

I know it's politics and all , but for him to swallow that n pick her was a surprise.

If I were accused of that,I couldnt let it slide.

I guess he is compassionate.

Why is it surprising? I don't remember her confirming the belief that is a rapist molester, but I don't really pay attention when she runs her yapper. I DO remember her calling him out for his support of racist agendas over the

Yeah I dont have time to keep up with the media.
In all fairness I dont recall if Kamala used the word rapist.

It may have been something along the lines of.....I believe his accusers.

Reason I'm surprised is I wouldn't,or couldn't let something like that go.....but that's just me.Doesnt really matter,he's the president and shes his VP.
Is it really "in all fairness" if you've already stated you remembered her confirming, on camera, that he was a rapist molester? Just saying...
 

NEW ENGLAND

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I am so sorry your parents had your sense of humor amputated at birth. It's gotta be tough.

I was just a little kid back when I first saw Rickles on Carson........I found them to be hysterical together.

If I'm not mistaken he even made black people laugh...
The evil days is how they should be referred to , what a shame.

Can't remember if I was offended watching Sanford & Son when Redd Fox would make off color jokes about whitey.
I'm thinking I found it funny though.
 

subrob

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It's not! The DNC said "they'd like to see an African-American for the position" but the White Guy was the only candidate with the poll numbers who could beat trump, so they chose him to be 'elected' and he obliged by 'choosing' the African-American candidate that they really wanted in the first place.

..... it's an open secret!:kissgrin:

What?! Hahahaha...oh...you are entertaining for sure. But I'm not sure you're gonna wanna jump into a back n forth w me. You are not ready.
It's not an "open secret". It's called strategy. It's like me saying conservatives being resentful racist knobs who despise #$&&*+$ and +#&*$ being elected to serve is a "secret".
 

CosmicGiggle

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I can see where the confusion is coming from, during the debates Kamala accused Biden of being a racist, not a rapist, similar sounding words!
 

subrob

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I can see where the confusion is coming from, during the debates Kamala accused Biden of being a racist, not a rapist, similar sounding words!

I agree. There's at least 74 million tools in the US who are probably not smart enough to know the difference.
 

h.h.

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Watching for attack?

Dimwits attack Capitol necessitating troops; Dimwits' masters caught with pants down from embarrassment; try Antifa story = fail; okay - hey lets turn this around and say Biden needs troops to stay in power; push it hard on FOX and the usual outlets the dimwits believe; let's make up some stories about martial law; that'll do it...
“ANTIFA did it.
No they didn’t.
BLM did it first.
No they didn’t.
ANTIFA did it first.
No they didn’t.
The leftists did it first.
No they didn’t.
Libtard.”
 

subrob

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Yeah I dont have time to keep up with the media.
In all fairness I dont recall if Kamala used the word rapist.

It may have been something along the lines of.....I believe his accusers.

I guess you have a point , she didnt say rapist.She said she believed his accuser.

My bad

Y'all do switch gears quick when you get called out. She MAY have ...along the lines of...she said.
 
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