Arrest Stories & Close Calls

[Yes4Prop215]

^^ Nicely fucking played man!!!!

I have a general rule of NEVER hot boxing if theres more than an ounce in the car.

He obviously flagged you down because a 7-11 car to car looks like a drug deal. its always good once your homie gets in to just start driving and maybe go a few blocks away and then loop around back, drop off down the block and let him walk back to his car so it doesnt look like hes being dropped off.

try to stay away from 711s and convience stores because cops are always going there. home depot, safeway, or walmart where theres tons of people sitting in their cars anyways are better.

 

[OCTAFUZZY]

^^ Nicely fucking played man!!!!

I have a general rule of NEVER hot boxing if theres more than an ounce in the car.

He obviously flagged you down because a 7-11 car to car looks like a drug deal. its always good once your homie gets in to just start driving and maybe go a few blocks away and then loop around back, drop off down the block and let him walk back to his car so it doesnt look like hes being dropped off.

try to stay away from 711s and convience stores because cops are always going there. home depot, safeway, or walmart where theres tons of people sitting in their cars anyways are better.

you must not really be on top of your game almost all 711 dont have anything to record what goes on outside HOME DEPOT WALLMART EXT have cams that can see inside your car..go ahead do your deal on tape GREAT IDEA

 

[Yes4Prop215]

not really man those cameras are garbage and no ones watches them. i know this because my roomate got robbed in a walmart parking lot and when they reviewed the tapes they were the most terrible shitty quality, and this is 2009 too.

plus at my home depot theres a small parking lot surrounded by trees thats perfect. lately ive been using arbys no cameras there =). plus the car i drive is registered to a little old lady and not me.

plus maybe in grass valley 711s dont have cameras but here in oakland they most definately do. one on my corner has already been robbed twice since i moved out here.

 

[alaskan]

not really man those cameras are garbage and no ones watches them.

Maybe the walmart in your area has bad connections or something, but all of the ones I'd seen (over five years ago) had crazy good night vision and a pretty clear image...

 

[ItsGrowTime]

Who cares about a "drug deal" on camera at some random warehouse store? It's not like the HD guy will call the cops about a person going from one car to another and back, recorded 45 minutes ago. No proof of any illegal activity at all. Besides, no cop is going to sit undercover at HD just to watch grandma buy some petunas or a fat guy buy a gas grill. Places like HD are great spots because you don't stand out. Some do have "security guys" driving around but those guys are usually stoned themselves or just checking out the women walking around. Hardly a threat unless you're just being stupid and hot.

Convenience stores are known for robberies and drug deals so cops watch them much closer and mess with suspicious people on their way out.

 

[Yes4Prop215]

^^ yup i have seen the HD/Walmart security guys smoking with some of the togos guys haha.


also, no one is watching those cameras, they are there simply to record something in case a robbery or burglary goes down. all the eyes on camera are for inside the store.

also, on camera all you see is a guy walk into a car, sit there for 5 minutes, then leave.

it could be anything, two friends returning a forgettin jacket, a ten sack of coke deal, or a three pack. they still have no proof.

then again i live in the bay area where theres a million things happening and the cops really dont care about a couple white boys doing a weed deal when theres kilos being sold right around the corner and a thousand little gangbangers running all over the place robbing people.

if im in a richer area i do try and use private parking lots like in the back of condos or whatever.

 

[OCTAFUZZY]

^^ yup i have seen the HD/Walmart security guys smoking with some of the togos guys haha.


also, no one is watching those cameras, they are there simply to record something in case a robbery or burglary goes down. all the eyes on camera are for inside the store.

also, on camera all you see is a guy walk into a car, sit there for 5 minutes, then leave.

it could be anything, two friends returning a forgettin jacket, a ten sack of coke deal, or a three pack. they still have no proof.

then again i live in the bay area where theres a million things happening and the cops really dont care about a couple white boys doing a weed deal when theres kilos being sold right around the corner and a thousand little gangbangers running all over the place robbing people.

if im in a richer area i do try and use private parking lots like in the back of condos or whatever.

less people+ less actviity+more than some zip= i am overly careful and have to be..its not like the bay where i drop off ...you guys prolly get what i drop off....

 

[Guest 88950]

about 9 yrs ago i left the Quay in Sarasota around midnight after a few beers. a friend and i were heading over to an after party and going down 41 i turned my lights on and they popped up but didnt come on. i couldnt tell b/c the street lights and while driving i told my friend to get my bag and pack a bowl so we could blaze once we got there. a carload of girls were trying to tell me my lights were off but i couldnt turn them on while driving b/c i have limited dexterity in my hands due to a Cervical Spinal Cord Injury. i got into a turn lane and the girls got beside me and while the light was red i put my 3000 gt in park to turn my lights on and as i did a cop pulled in behind me. my friend had the bowl packed so i told him to put the stuff in between the console and seat and dont move around like your hiding something. the light turned green as i got my lights on and as i put my car in drive the 5.0 hits his lights, i put my car back in park. the cop knew something was up as he approached my car and i told him what was up but he said "what did he hide", nothing. he asked me 3 more times and my friend is freaking out but im calm and i told him to ask my friend b/c he didnt hide anything. of course my friend told him nothing and the cop was frustrated b/c the girls didnt leave and they backed me up so he told me to get where i was going. ok, and i left.

if it wasnt for the girls i would have been arrested for Misdemeanor poss of cannabis, only had 7 gm of sticky dank. oh and poss drug parah, misdemeanor also.

 

[slimj]

many good stories here..

 

[bostondutchmast]

pulled over again a few days ago ... definite harrasment. it was in my own town and what had happened was i just got from a blunt cruise with my buddy who just got out of probation.... on my way to drop him off when i was at a complete stop and saw a cop coming my way. the cop decides to pull over on the side of the road and let me drive by him. ok now i know im getting pulled over so i tell ask my friend wat he has on him and he says just a few grams of bud so we are all good. i know he is behind me so im driving the speed limit and everything then his lights go on and i think to myself well its about time. i pull over and wait about a minute for him to call for backup which is 3 more cop cars one who is a detective. im thinking to myself nice this is definitely bullshit. 4 cop cars for a routine traffic stop. i have my liscense and registraion waiting and the cop that pulled me over along with the detective knock on my window i roll it down give him my liscense and stuff and he says it smells like marijuana in here. why do i smell marijauana. I said idk sir to me it smells like someone ran over a skunk. he makes us get out of the car search us and sit on the sidewalk for about a half hour. he keeps asking me where all the weed is and "do i have to cal lthe dogs down here and rip apart the car" stuff like that. well after my friend owned up to having 3 grams for him they were threating me to write all this stuff and finally i mentioned something like i feel like im being harrased sir. then he says well you can wait in your car for what im gunna do to you two. wait in the car for a half hour then he comes up next to me with my liscense and reg and says im gunna be nice to you and just give you a warning. the warning ticket was for an estimated speed of 35 in a 30 mph zone. my lawyer seems to agree on the harasment case.

 

[Yes4Prop215]

^wow man that sucks thats serious harassment. i cant believe cops in some states still care abuot weed. in SF and oakland the cops just ask "got your club card?" if you say yea half the time they dont even check. shit even if you dont have a club card its a 100 dollar ticket haha.

 

[whiterabbit9]

1.its 1980 and i'm visiting my best friends cottage with my girlfriend-we knock-go in and immediatly a copper on a radio can be heard, on the poorly earthed cheapo sterio saying, "they've just gone into number 42". My friend was literally jumping up and down in the air with panic and his girlfriend was in a worse state crying-'we're are all going to prison' etc.
Turned out that the cops were sitting right outside the house in a blue transit van-they had been watching the place for a few hours and picking up everybody who left-searching and busting them-and all their radio messages were audible on the sterio.
I, in a rare moment of togetherness, told my mate to get all the drugs in the place (hash, acid, whizz-allsorts) -we divided them between us and stuck them down the front of our trousers. Then we crept out the, completely un-surveilled, back door and wandered off into the night. RESULT. We got away easily and spent all night taking the rescued drugs.

2.late 70s. I'm a schoolboy but somehow found my way to the free festival at Stonehenge. It's in the morning-and i decided to wander over to the stones. I get to the entrance to the site and it is deserted apart from one hardcore freak and a van load of coppers 20yds away. The freaky guy asks me if i've anything to smoke-i reply that i've got some hash but am a bit worried about the police nearby-but he say's dismissivily-'oh don't worry about them'.
So i make a doobie and we smoke it.
Then when we've finished-the sarge comes striding over-straight up to me and says-'Were you just smoking drugs?" I freak out and grovel, "No, no no no-please don't nick me,honestly it was just a rollup"
Then, addressing the hippy, he says "have you been taking drugs?" and the guy replied with utter contempt in his voice "Of course i've been taking fucking drugs." So sarge shouts over to the crew-they come running over-pick the hippy up bodily-and run back to van-chucked him in and sped off over the horizon.
I never saw the guy again-but his unwillingness to grovel to the police made a big impression on me

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funny story haha ^^

+ really liked the one about the phish tour
molly, acid etcetera

and 3 hours instead of 5-10

 

[bostondutchmast]

im cool with sum cops at my station and they dont care about bud its the rookie cops. they all think theyre robo cops. i wish i could get more into detail about the store there was jsut way too much funny words exchanged

 

[fatcat0491]

well know this halloween Me and a few close friends drove to the city, ( live in a small town)
and we go to a haunted house then to a few party's Then stop in at Big Jays and buy 2 ounces of mersh any ways on the way home i realize my headlights out so i'm sitting there With my high beams on. when what do you know i'm being followed So anyways i Have two oz hiding in a spare tire In the back. And what do you know He pulls me over He gets out and I cant open my window Motor blew, SO i open up my door and the cop Grabs his gun. Im sitting there shitting bricks and high as fuck. any ways he tells me i have a head light out and im thing but my Fucking highs are on. so this guy was following me for a long time. anyways i give him my license and Registration. Dude takes 30 minutes In his car before he comes back, Then he asks if i have any alcohol Or Marijuana In this vehicle , And im so stoned i sit and i laugh at him And say Nooooooooo In the most Unethical way, and he says He can smell It, And that he followed us from a party. "so he knows we were drinking" anyways i get out and one of the Bags opened up and i can smell Good bud. anyways he makes me walk the straight line. and then Gives me a bac test to relize i havnt been drinking at all , Looking all Pissed off. he writes me a warning and says Drive safe.

 

[Lazyman]

My wife just got stopped coming back from Humboldt county by a CHP for speeding, I saw the berries come on and went FUUUCK there's over 5# of trim in the back, but I'd put it alll into one big ass package in a vacuum sealer bag, so it didn't smell a bit. I saw 4X as many cops that trip as I'd ever seen, they were out to balance the whole CA budget or something! Got a ticket and sent us on our merry way.

 

[OGKUSH415]

Damn, thats a close call. Everyone and their moms and grandmas are growing bud in Norcal.
I got one:
I lived in a small town in Mass. on the border of Conn. for year and what a fuckin year it was (bad weed and cheap beer sums it up). My apartment was right next to a big ass forrest so me and my buddies found an abandoned cabin while hiking there during the daytime. We loaded the place with car seats, a sofa and a beer cooler for the party we decided to have later that night. Everyone gets there so we lit a fire in the fireplace and started boozing and rollin up some dodo. No more than a couple hours pass when I noticed smoke coming through the wall above the fireplace. Being the fuckin retards that we were we poured all the beer over the fire to try to put it out, that didnt work so we ran like hell through the woods at 2-3am. Next day I get there to see the damage, the only thing left were the metal parts from the car seats, even the surrounding trees within a 25 yard radius burned down. Craziest shit that ever happened to me.

 

[bostondutchmast]

damn my boy who owns a dispensary got all his shit confiscated a few months back for speeding. he ended up getting it all back and the best part was they had them in jars so the bud was better than it was when they confiscated it. smoke on....theres some good stories in here

 

[johnnydfo20]

sorry i am just copying and pasting out of another thread i warned a few people about southern cops (in the states) especially texas. this first one happened recently

texas is the place to be... unless you get caught with a brand new pipe out of the smoke shop still in the brown bag pigs pull me over for not using my blinker pulling out of the parking lot into the neighborhood behind the shop (im a pizza guy i know backroads to avoid this mess and i swear they were staking the place or me out was in my old cadillac pretty ghetto but still) back to the point they pulled me out the car and searched my person and they found the pipe clean as a whistle and still in brown bag taped shut! said whats this son? i said it was a gift for my grandpa he smokes pipe tobacco been using a wooden pipe i figured he might like a glass one to experiment with, they both chuckled i couldnt help but laugh at their matching handlebar mustaches, ne wayz they went to their car ran my lisence came out good but they decided to leave me with this dandy piece of paper says possession drug paraphenallia court date set in january... wonderful state i reside in

 

[johnnydfo20]

this one happend a while back around 4/20 i think 4/21 (i remember i had a super blunt box from juicy in my trunk tripp flavor was deelish) but yeah same precint constables

you would think that they would need a probable cause to search me and my car but they did it ne ways without my permission, its hard to stand your own against cops when your 19 years old sportin a fresh mohawk and stud going thru your lip, cops around here can get away with ne thing the county i am in is the biggest in texas and the most populated as well we just got rid of a crooked ass sheriff and now we got some new cat whos making more stealthy police cars, i got pulled out of the same car a while back (1992 cadillac brougham google it lol) the cop actually did catch me and sum buddies smoking he ripped me out of the car handcuffed me and didnt say a word i still had my keys in my hand! without a word said they were tearing apart my car rippin my leather seats open even tho there were some holes when i got back to see the damage my driver side chair was stripped of its leather! they also ripped down my headliner and broke just about whatever trim inside that wasnt metal, ne ways they found and old lauraset under teh seat or something prolly came from the guy i got it from old guy was prescribed those i stay str8 only self medicated cuz im a pretty hyper upbeat kind of guy but im angry most of the time i have high anxiety and i refuse to take xanax and things of that nature, back to my point (lol sorry im stoned) the first thing the cop said to me was your lookin at a 4th degree just for havin that pill, well 10 mins later they uncovered my broken vaporizer, 2 scales, some weed i had no idea i even had (bobby brown swag nasty shit prolly one of my friends) papers blunts and to my suprise my subwoofers which they claimed were stolen (which i have a receipt for in teh glove box magically disappeared) all together a whole trunk full of shit, they let my friends go and pulled me out the car my head was bleeding from bashing it against the plexi glass inside i figured if i was going to prison they'll have to put me in the psych ward gahh back to my point lol pulled me out unhandcuffed me and started interrogating me about who my "connect" was said they didnt want to bust me the lil guy they wanted a big fish i told them im not a drug dealer im the end user the scales were to make sure i didnt get ripped off they wouldnt take it they wanted a name so finally i gave them a john doe name raymond aka ray hernandez (in texas there are plenty of ray hernandez's) they bought it took my shit all but 1 scale and a pack of king size zig zags and said have a nice day. fucked up shit but they get away with it, what am i gonna do? no money for a lawyer and not like anyone here in republican ass texas is gonna listen to a young chump who didnt excell in high school. sucks balls man but ill skip out on christmas this year and pay my fine prolly only $150 but thats alot for someone who delivers pizza and goes to college for a living paying ridiculous ass insurance rate for being under 25 which automatically rules me as an irresponsible driver even tho i have a clean record. this is prolly FML worthy but id rather inform others of the evil in this world not all cops are bad tho alot of them rather turn the other cheek

sorry peeps i dont feel like re-typing that whole story lol plus it gets me too amped up

 

[Lazyman]

Wow, helluva story man, but next time make it easier on us, paragraphs and punctuation, please!

I would have been too pissed off if cops treated me and my car like that, I think the only thing I woulda said would have been "FUCK YOU PIG" over and over, but that's probably just my overactive imagination too. Goddamn son.