Another Crappy Day in Paradise....Embracing the Suck.

[Casper808]

Oh
Life's errors cry for the merciful beauty
That can modulate their isolation Into a
Harmony with the whole

Ananda day on da rock.uprising and focused watch out boys here we come.
Cheeeeeeeeeee-huuuuuuuuuu
Gusty winds clear skies auryte.
Ho cuz how wuz dat moonbeam tonight? Mean ugh?

 

[Chunkypigs]

here we grow again… Go OH! Hope you find something large this season.
blow some smoke in my general direction please.

 

[Greyskull]

cmon weather machine
no whammies no whammies no whammies!!!!

 

[Casper808]

Ho bruddahs da weather is Ono .big ups to da Maui boyz.Shootz

 

[GreeeeN GRassss]

here is in westeren europe highly associated with st Patricks day just a little clue for you

nice words to that song, i may check them out on youtube.

man you have alot of work ahead of you, how many clones will be going. maybe you said already but my mind is mush this morning

good luck.

 

[Lightweight]

Right on oldhaole, good to see you got the new thread going and already entertaining too. What are you planning as far as BIG plants go? Some kind of Thai strain maybe?

 

[oldhaole]

What's Going On.

What's Going On.

Yea...OK....got it.

We can make this puppy fly.

Fifty-five years and my life is still.
Trying to get up that great big hill, of hope,
for a destination.
And I realized quickly, when I knew I should,
That this world was made up of this brotherhood, of man.
For whatever that means.

You know Lightweight before this afternoon that question would have gotten you referred back to the first post. Some wise-assed crack about "throwing it all against the wall, and see what sticks", or even better, here's a direct quote of the garbage I was spouting in the first post....enjoy.

Ask me what I'm growing this year? I don't know. I don't care. Something will present itself, I'll latch on, ride that fucker to the point it was my idea, embrace it, claim it, and enjoy the cheers of the multitude....as I ride down the avenue, offerings thrown at my feet.

Who writes this shit?

This clown has problems. Big ones. I don't need to tell you that. Its so obvious. But the scary thing is the first statement is fuckin' true and same with most of the second! As of this afternoon things were not looking good in the plants from seed department.

And now it's story time....gather round children.

Few months back.... let's just call him a shy friendly ghost.... scored some Gogi OG seeds from Bodi. Out of ten, four grew, two males, two females, One of the males was dumped at casa de Oldhaole.
Then the rains came. Floods, mud and mold. The Gogi valiantly tried to hang on for sun....but the sun was cruel. It was off to Fiji on vacation. How was one to get pollen in the pouring rain with the onset of mold mere hours away?

This is why they pay me the big bucks.

I took a slightly flowering Skunkdog girl that I was neglecting, not put regularly under lights, with a smattering of flowers and put her directly under the brave dying Gogi male, and let the water move the pollen. The wet fuck worked, and I just plucked the seeds off the now correctly flowering Skunkdog mom yesterday. Got about 100 seeds total.

So, to recap, Skunkdog? Hands down the best plant to run here. Gogi? Unknown quality.

Next chapter.

One of the girl Gogis wasn't. Week five it threw balls. That threw the old wrench in our plans. So the question became live or die. It lived, but was banished, and maltreated. Harvested recently, we blasted it this afternoon. That poor mistreated reject of a plant produced the most, heavenly, light, almost clear, angels sing when you take a hit, and god talks to you afterward and says "Not bad, huh?" And you just go "Ooooo" and the next words out of your mouth are "That is so good". Then the next hit is even better.

No worry Grey....you get a taste....when I can chisel some out of you know who.

Now a word to the wise.

When purging your oil in the sun do not put it anywhere near a guy cutting down a tree with a chainsaw. Even with the pulp the Gogi oil was fantastic.

Another word to the wise.

Spilled wax looks very much like crunched up doggie cookies. Make sure, before you smoke, that indeed what is on the stick is indeed wax and not doggie cookies. Should you accidently smoke doggie cookies, do NOT inhale.

As my wife says...."Are you done yet?"
As I reply...."Afraid not"

And so I cry sometimes, when I'm lying in bed.
Just to get it all out, what's in my head.
And I'm feeling.
A little peculiar.

So, Lightweight, in answer to your question we will be running a Skunkdog/Gogi OG cross in the big terraces in the gulch garden.

The weather here has been wonderful. Four, five days of sun. Glorious sun. Give me sun...I'm a god. Take it away...I'm a goat. My plum trees are trying to flower and the Jacaranda's haven't even started, all signs of a late, wet, Spring.

The green mass that used to be my garden has been tamed with the help of some good old fashioned Round-up. I can see dirt again. And it's about time too. A lot of shit that needs to be done is flying up at me fast. Decisions must be made.

In other words, it's time to chuck more stuff at the walls to see what sticks....like usual.

And so I wake in the morning
and I step outside.
And I take a deep breath and I get real high.
And I scream to the top of my lungs,
What's going on?

On to the questions, comments, and deep thoughts from the gallery.

bowdilla....TYVM

Shoots....gloat? no gloat? it's all good.
It ain't hard to squeeze in here. Make a scene, and give 'em trees. I worked for me.

Country....GG is in the oven. Look for it next week. With the wind and rain ...I know. You guys are getting pounded. This side? Perfect.
The wind is hauling the clouds that normally form over us, right out to sea. But we both know that can change in an instant.

This Winter was one of the rainiest, since the big flood, back seven or
eight years ago. But what I remember from small kid days was the Konas used to be more wind and less rain. Maybe it was because I was a kid back then and everything looked bigger...but you asked.
Thanks.

Casper....I like the first part..........................................................

Grey.... That's what I love about you. You always seem to ask the question I'd rather like to have go away. Well done, Sir. Got something you wanna try. And, here, offered without biting commentary are a couple of shitty pics of Wifey's side project.
The Gorilla Glue mom crossed with Jack Herer dad.

And the weather machine is working just fine...don't touch it! Don't even look at it!

G,r, pile of e's n. Almost went with Zombie as the song of the day in your honor....but it didn't work. Next time. On you tube some kids do a cover of 46 and 2. It's damn good.

How many starts we got going? Exactly....I can't say. A lot. Up to but not exceeding the legal limits I can grow....sorry. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

How's that for tap dancing around the question?

Liteweight....no Thai this year. You got budporn? Slap it up.

And I try,
Oh my god, do I try,
I try all the time.
In this institution.

And I pray,
Oh my god, do I pray.
I pray every single day.
For a revolution

 

[Casper808]

The sun rose like it waited all night to burn someone.Anada sunny day in Chinatown,cheeeee-huuuuuuuuu.gogi pearl oil dabs hooooo brah!meeeeeaaannnnn!!!lets kick ass oh and take names.skunkdog/gogi og funky stanky fruity goodness.eh brah!no grumble be humble!shooooooootz

 

[unregistered190]

Going to enjoy this outdoor grow of yours! Good luck

 

[Backyard Farmer]

Skunk dog needs to make a trip to da mainland

 

[Greyskull]

per your request my friend, heres how things look as the axe is about to chop
busy night tonight

Day 57
7g pots of promix
hand fed canna coco nutes & additives along with some original sweet & lots of pure aloha. and a good helping of ocd too.

these plants are probably 5-6oz each, but we'll know for sure in 7 days or so. its a little floppy but... fuck it!!!

these were put OUTSIDE to flower January 23


fuck thai!
fuck sativa!
fuck all that other shit, too
give me skunkdawg or give me DEATH

 

[CountryBandit]

Killing it bro.....nice job.

 

[Casper808]

Come and get it with much aloha

 

[Casper808]

Dats what I'm talkin bout.ummm ummm Ono.dab session in order.cheeee-huuuuuuu.REPRESENT.

 

[GreeeeN GRassss]

mmmmm very nice looking bud there. im all out droooling here lol

 

[Lightweight]

OH, the skunkdawg/gogi sounds like a good way to start your line up. I was guessing some Thai strain though because I know they get big for you. Also, I got some pics from my mid winter plants and I should be getting internet at my house again this week. I'll throw some pics up when I get it figured out. I've got some Malawi curing that you should try in a couple weeks. It's pretty great in my opinion.

 

[Dirtboy808]

OH so is the new cross a true Poidawg.

 

[Greyskull]

what
to tired from the fishing trip to update ?
man....
how these folks supposed to know we went to kaupo step and braved the harsh elements for the sake of sticking frozen tako (and then fresh eel too) on some lines anchored to the bottom of the ocean with some cute bells attached to let us know if we get a bite of the mythical ulua
...they dont know about the ladder
...or the rope railing
...or the rocky bed we got for 'sleep'.
...the growling of the rocks as the waves broke on them and worked the shore at night
...the shooting stars. the sky view from the backside is wonderous.
...the motherfucking gogi goo ripz on the rocks bitches! yeah!!!!
...the good times shared between friends
...the scorpion!
ah man ....

let me know when we're going again!

 

[Casper808]

Cheeee-huuuu bruddah cuz.brah wuz all jagged.gogi dabz expression session.black cherry seltzer funk.i stay ready fo go again.embracing da suck.haha.Remember my bruddahs congress can refute a lot of laws,but the law of supply and demand is not one of them.shoooooootz. .......lataz ..........update oh we like embrace mo suck.

 

[oldhaole]

Fake It.

Fake It.

Jeez dude....

Do you think I can pull these posts out of my ass?

On demand? And still keep up the usual, let's call it quality....yes, I know, it's a stretch.

My legs are sore, my dogs are nuts, my wife is STILL pissed, and I got Casper on my back to head out and do it all over again....tonight.

And that's after he drove his truck into the ground to get us home. We got back on three cylinders....that fucker will never be the same again....the truck, not Casper

Didn't you get the memo? I'm old. I need my sleep. And dude, you snore!

This is a grow log in a Cannabis site. Nobody wants to hear about our little excursion. I would never go so far off topic as bore our fellow travelers with stories fishing and the like. I doubt they would be interested.

Who's to know if your soul will fade at all?
The one you sold to fool the world.
You lost your self esteem along the way.

Good god, your coming up with reasons.
Good god your dragging it out.
Good god, it's the changing of the seasons.
I feel so raped
So follow me down.

Besides, Grey. You just did a fine job of describing what went on. A few quick edits. What we went down was an easy ladder. Wait til we go to South Wailua.

Harsh elements? Dude! This is Hawaii! It didn't even rain! Casper said we put away a giant blob of Gogi oil.

All gone. One night only. That's damn impressive!

And of course you learned some important lessons.

1) First guy there grabs the most comfortable spot. I slept just fine.
2) Bring fresh batteries. Light is your friend.
3) Thirst is not your friend. When Casper says he's buying....get plenty. You can always bring them home....or leave them for the next guy.
4) Keep hustling....you may only catch a bug, but it sure beats nuthin'.

The lesson has ended, go in peace.

Where were we, oh yea, blundering around in an ill conceived post.

And for the record this is what started the fishing frenzy.

About a fourty-five lb ulua. Though as of this moment I have heard it is now sixty lbs. Give it another month it'll be eighty.

Even in death the fish keep growing. Funny how that works, huh?

And just fake it, if your out of direction.
Fake it, if you don't belong here.
Fake it, if you feel like affection.
Whoa, your such a fuckin' hypocrite.

And you should know that your lies won't hide your flaws.
No sense in hiding all of yours.
You gave up on your dreams along the way.
Yeah!

Now we fade back to topic with some excess Gogi shots.

What the hell, I'm here, let's see who else I can piss off. This shouldn't be hard....let's go to the comments, complaints and other deep thoughts.

unregistered...Mahalo.

Backyard...not directed at you. You only asked....but I gotta say this.

Send Skunkdog to the mainland? NO! Why? So it can be whored out like the GG was?

Grey....nice Skunkdog.... your killing it. Next fishing trip you supply the blob.

Liteweight....Last year the Bloodweed went well into November. The nice weather ended in October. Thai will do the same. I'd happily lose a lb of weight to finish a month earlier.

Have your people contact my people when the Malawi is done.

DB...you got it....Poidawg. Home breeding at its finest....I hope.

One last thought before I pass out. Don't be this guy. Buy trash bags. They don't cost much. And they prevent wifey from waking up to this mess that might want to be cleaned up quickly.

I can fake with the best of anyone.
I can fake with the best of 'em all.
I can fake with the best of anyone.
I can fake it all.