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Another Crappy Day in Paradise..... Do it Again.

oldhaole

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New Kalepona......

New Kalepona......

Well, we are finally to where we need to be. The last week has been dry, and dry changes everything. How long it's gonna last I have no idea, probably for at least a couple of days.....

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No matter, I will happily take it. It represents hope, and I don't want to do hopeless.

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Since the weather is now doing what I want it to do, the sooner we get into position to take advantage of it, the better this may work out in the end. Gotta tell you, it's already done. If you were to compare this to fishing, we would be at the point where the poles are out, bait just hit the water, dinner is cooking, but we are waiting.

Just waiting for the moon to rise.

While we are waiting, if I remembered to bring the gas, we smoke lots of oil and talk story. Hell, It's either that or sit here and stare at each other until something happens. Should you wish to pick Option B, stop reading, come back three weeks from now, and see if we're still here.

Looks like you choose Option A. You chose poorly......

Story Time.

Boom and Bust. That's the story of Hawaii. You see it repeated over and over again. Look into the past, Sandalwood, whaling, sugar, pineapple, WW2, tourism, the list goes on. You probably have heard of one or more of those events and how it shaped life here. Live here for a decade, you are almost guaranteed to live through one.

Most of you don't know about this one.....

In the big picture, it was a minor event, but a neat story.

January 24th 1848. Gold is discovered in Sutters Mill. It takes a little while for the news to leak out, but it did. The first miners to get there were native Californians'. Next group was from Oregon and Washington. Third group to get there was from Hawaii. They beat the '49ers by six months, didn't matter, to the best of my knowledge not one of the miners got rich and came home.

In a year, the population of San Francisco went from 200 to 25,000. Entire ships crews deserted for the goldfields. In the bay was a sea of ships with no crews.

At this time, all of the manufactured goods came from the East Coast, around the tip of South America. Once delivered, the ships almost never left Hawaii full. One enterprising captain, loaded his ship with potatoes, (only introduced 10 years earlier) and sailed for San Francisco. Five weeks later he arrived to a starving city awash in gold. Able to pay his crew well, in gold, they stayed on, turned the boat around, and came back for another load, bringing with them San Francisco's laundry, to be washed in Honolulu. In a city awash with uncrewed boats, some saw the opportunity and gathered a crew, then made the easy downhill run to Hawaii, to load up on vegies.

Problem was, in old Hawaii, near all the people lived on the wet side. That land was too wet to grow potatoes, and it was already farmed with Taro. They needed a unoccupied land with enough natural rainfall year round, but not too much. They also needed it close to the sea. One place fit the bill.

Part of a royal land grant, the land was owned by a Haole man that married royal. Site of a marginally productive sugar mill the land was too dry, but it was cleared. As each ship arrived, the price of vegetables went up. He quickly converted his land to potatoes, carrots, onions, and cabbage. Four miles down the hill was a safe anchorage. Soon all his available land was planted. His Chinese workers also got into the act, planting all their personal gardens with veges, that also could be bartered for gold. They bought new land with their new riches.

Packet ships came streaming in. Three weeks here, five back, with favorable winds. Soon other farmers crowed in. The rainshaddow, the area that got the dependable rain, was limited, it didn't matter, squatters cleared the land, and hoped for Summer rain. Winter rain was almost a given, Summer rain sometimes didn't always happen. Summer rain happened in 1850. And 1851. Both Winters, Hawaii was the only game in town for fresh food. Spring of 1852 was the best yet. A band of land, 10 miles long, three miles wide was planted. They were ready to feed San Francisco.....for a price.

This booming area soon received a Hawaiian name.

New Kalepona. Translates to New California.

In the Summer of 1852 no ships called for veges. Growers in Oregon and Washington had stepped in. They could supply the market for far less.

The entire crop rotted in the field.

The squatters left, The Haole man turned his fields into pasture and started a very successful ranch that his children's children run today. The Chineese laborers, now with good land paid for in gold kept on farming. No longer feeding San Francisco, the farmers fed Honolulu instead. They formed a rather large community where a man named Sun Yat Sen was sheltered. Their kid's kids have now cashed out. Fuckin' Oprah moved in. Left of me is a judge. Above me are a couple of doctors, Right of me are the heirs to a cookwear company. Below me, more fuckin' doctors. Square in the middle I sit. I grow dope and farm cars. That's gotta hurt.

Fucking up other peoples property values every day. Even if it rains every day... there is always that jewel.

New Kalepona is here. It's my home. It's now called Keokea. The pasture next to me still has piles of rocks, gathered together by the hands of Chinamen long dead. Before me it was a pasture. Before that parts were a farm.... You can always tell where the old houses were. Look for the old stone foundations, the cisterns, and the old fruit trees. Yes, there once was a farm here, one with not too much dirt.

But I found enough....

Valley.... no worry. I'm kinda proud to live up here and I don't mind if you know it.

DB... the Jap Hash my partner has got going is through 8 feet already. He does have a light on it until 11 every night so that has something to do with it. Mine was the runt of the litter.

Over here New Years is far bigger than the fourth. Still, you never know what snuck through. we will see.

Shopkin.... that yellow one you saw is one of three based here. We get him alot....
 
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Dawn Patrol

Well this is some bullshit right here.....
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Great history lesson OH, I've had my feet up and head down waiting for September and the hope of a little cooler weather here. Best of luck with the rest of the Summer.
 

Dirtboy808

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Keeping bud & bird shots going

Keeping bud & bird shots going

No wind and humid as shit , dew point is super high. The perfect environment for all molds.
I'm planting some Amnesia Haze maybe she will handle some wet. Here is a Kauai Elec clone hanging in there.
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oldhaole

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Where Is Everybody?

Where Is Everybody?

It's in there..... question is can we find it?

And should we find it...... what the hell we gonna do with it? Like the proverbial dog chasing a bus, the question stands; Now you got it what you gonna do with it?

You think about that while I go in another direction.....

Did you happen to catch, or did it happen so fast?
What you thought would always last, has passed you by
Is everything speeding up, or am I slowing down?
Just spinning around, and I don't know why
All the pieces don't fit, Thought I didn't give a shit
I never wanted to be like you, but for all I aspire, I am really a liar.
And, I'm running out, of things I can do.

Shit's adding up. Let's list all the shit that can go wrong in an average year.

Endless rain.....Check.
Mold.....Check
Borg of various varieties.....Check.
Roundup ALL of your starts. That's one you never did? Lucky you! I did, so.... CHECK PLEASE!
Green Harvest.....Check.
Rip off..... Check.
Direct hit from monster hurricane..... Stick around......I fully expect that to happen this year once I have the rip off problem solved.

Yep. First time in 15 years

And you can put this one squarely on me.

Wait.

Pleading and
Needing and
Bleeding and
Breeding and
Feeding
Exceeding
Where is everybody?

I do not like this part. It is my most fervent wish that I do not sound like every other moron here does, when he or she gets ripped, but your instinct is to lash out, then ask questions. You know, Ready! Fire! Aim!

They took 8 plants. Three were ready, the rest were a waste. All the framed plants are gone, or near too it. They left alot behind, which means they will be back.

Where were my dogs when this was happening? Don't ask.

They were going nuts. Inside. Collars off. We were asleep and wanted to stay that way. Eventually I did open the door, which broke the party up. One plant looked only half ripped. There were more than one ripper, my guess was three. So, this one is all on me.

Well okay, enough, you've had your fun.
But come on there has to be someone
That hasn't yet become so numb and succumb.
And god damn I am so tired of pretending.
Of wishing I was ending,
When all I'm really doing is trying to hide.
And keep it inside, and fill it with lies.
Open my eyes?
Maybe I wish I could try.

So fuckin' stupid......

Whatchagonnadoaboutit?

There is always old style. Go down to the pound, buy an ugly mutt, and tie him up in the gulch. But as a dog lover, that strikes me as kinda cruel. But not near as cruel as getting ripped. Wifey wants to buy a big guard dog, but do it from scratch. Great idea, but like all of wifey's ideas, it takes forever and I do all the work. My own thought is that the two an a half mutts we now have will do the trick. They may need a little help to catch one, but they will drive them away.

One thing I will say, back 15 years ago motion detection technology sucked. I remember backwiring the bastards to send a signal to the house. Now I can get 5 of them shipped to my door for a hundred bucks. All wireless. Scatter them in the gulch, one side active, wired and obvious, the other side passive and hidden. Build a roach motel, add a bug zapper that goes active on command. odds are fair I will catch one, or I should say the dogs will catch one, a wounded one.

Either way, gotta say, and since I do write these things, I'm kinda jaded.

But this just went and got interesting.

How's that for understated? No I'm gonna kill them or any of the I'm gonna shoot them or bust a cap in their ass or any of that other crap. All I want to do is make them stop, and I will do what it takes to make this a very hard nut for them to crack.

What do I need from you? Tell you what I don't need. Meaningless words of sympathy. No "they deserve to die" shit. Thieves do what thieves do. I fucked up. You want to make me feel better? Look up. See the rate this thread? Do it. This year I'm gonna take a beating, but I'm gonna do it in style.

Is it the end of the world?

Fuck no! This kicked me back another month. Everything taken has been replanted. Starts are not a problem this year. The clock will soon come into play, and my timing is shot. But once we fix the rips up, next up will be the big one.

Good. Something to look forward too.

Trying and lying
Defying denying
Crying and dying
Where is everybody?
 

Casper808

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I'm here OH....didn't wake up,cuz I didn't go to bed,watchin the whites of my eyes turn red....shitty deals....and too close to disregard ...keep on keepin on.....
 

Dirtboy808

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Veteran
Oh A month back might be a blessing on weather. Last two days have been great and I thought it would rain. I'm confusseds. But is voggy now can't see down the driveway.
To be honest I was thin king about taking the summer off but just can't pass up those hours of sun and I don't have enough weed to last. You are so right about getting the cool stuff to stop the rippers. It us to be nail boards and beer cans. One day it will happen to me again it is the odds. So no ( Pour thing) from me. Make a scare crow with a AK 47 in his hands that lights up with a motion.
I'm sure you will come up with something good. Mahalo for sharing all the shit most men would go MIA. You still need to wright your book. I'm off to plant my first 2 Amnesia Hazes before it gets to hot. Lost another buddy to the ocean. He was from Maui. Aloha
 

Dirtboy808

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I'm here OH....didn't wake up,cuz I didn't go to bed,watchin the whites of my eyes turn red....shitty deals....and too close to disregard ...keep on keepin on.....

Shit he talks like a white man lol Bra my Casper is 7 ft and smells like saddle soap.
 

shopkin

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I don't know about the new motion detectors but the old ones would go off every time the wind made a branch wave. In a urban alley it would work great, in a jungle... not so much.
 

Arthritis_sucks

The Dude
Veteran
It's in there..... question is can we find it?

And should we find it...... what the hell we gonna do with it? Like the proverbial dog chasing a bus, the question stands; Now you got it what you gonna do with it?

You think about that while I go in another direction.....

Did you happen to catch, or did it happen so fast?
What you thought would always last, has passed you by
Is everything speeding up, or am I slowing down?
Just spinning around, and I don't know why
All the pieces don't fit, Thought I didn't give a shit
I never wanted to be like you, but for all I aspire, I am really a liar.
And, I'm running out, of things I can do.

Shit's adding up. Let's list all the shit that can go wrong in an average year.

Endless rain.....Check.
Mold.....Check
Borg of various varieties.....Check.
Roundup ALL of your starts. That's one you never did? Lucky you! I did, so.... CHECK PLEASE!
Green Harvest.....Check.
Rip off..... Check.
Direct hit from monster hurricane..... Stick around......I fully expect that to happen this year once I have the rip off problem solved.

Yep. First time in 15 years

And you can put this one squarely on me.

Wait.

Pleading and
Needing and
Bleeding and
Breeding and
Feeding
Exceeding
Where is everybody?

I do not like this part. It is my most fervent wish that I do not sound like every other moron here does, when he or she gets ripped, but your instinct is to lash out, then ask questions. You know, Ready! Fire! Aim!

They took 8 plants. Three were ready, the rest were a waste. All the framed plants are gone, or near too it. They left alot behind, which means they will be back.

Where were my dogs when this was happening? Don't ask.

They were going nuts. Inside. Collars off. We were asleep and wanted to stay that way. Eventually I did open the door, which broke the party up. One plant looked only half ripped. There were more than one ripper, my guess was three. So, this one is all on me.

Well okay, enough, you've had your fun.
But come on there has to be someone
That hasn't yet become so numb and succumb.
And god damn I am so tired of pretending.
Of wishing I was ending,
When all I'm really doing is trying to hide.
And keep it inside, and fill it with lies.
Open my eyes?
Maybe I wish I could try.

So fuckin' stupid......

Whatchagonnadoaboutit?

There is always old style. Go down to the pound, buy an ugly mutt, and tie him up in the gulch. But as a dog lover, that strikes me as kinda cruel. But not near as cruel as getting ripped. Wifey wants to buy a big guard dog, but do it from scratch. Great idea, but like all of wifey's ideas, it takes forever and I do all the work. My own thought is that the two an a half mutts we now have will do the trick. They may need a little help to catch one, but they will drive them away.

One thing I will say, back 15 years ago motion detection technology sucked. I remember backwiring the bastards to send a signal to the house. Now I can get 5 of them shipped to my door for a hundred bucks. All wireless. Scatter them in the gulch, one side active, wired and obvious, the other side passive and hidden. Build a roach motel, add a bug zapper that goes active on command. odds are fair I will catch one, or I should say the dogs will catch one, a wounded one.

Either way, gotta say, and since I do write these things, I'm kinda jaded.

But this just went and got interesting.

How's that for understated? No I'm gonna kill them or any of the I'm gonna shoot them or bust a cap in their ass or any of that other crap. All I want to do is make them stop, and I will do what it takes to make this a very hard nut for them to crack.

What do I need from you? Tell you what I don't need. Meaningless words of sympathy. No "they deserve to die" shit. Thieves do what thieves do. I fucked up. You want to make me feel better? Look up. See the rate this thread? Do it. This year I'm gonna take a beating, but I'm gonna do it in style.

Is it the end of the world?

Fuck no! This kicked me back another month. Everything taken has been replanted. Starts are not a problem this year. The clock will soon come into play, and my timing is shot. But once we fix the rips up, next up will be the big one.

Good. Something to look forward too.

Trying and lying
Defying denying
Crying and dying
Where is everybody?

trace their steps an find the route of entry an trail cam it. They will use it again more than likely. Thieves are habitual in nature. Sorry for the rip off OH. Better preparations for the next visit my friend.

As I believe all rippers should feel cold steel, the island approach I feel has to be more softer. More along a lesson/smack on the back of the head to set said jackass/jackasses straight.

Wish I could help, Keep your head up killer. Seems all the shit has hit the fan...........Can only get good from here, right?:tiphat:
 
Seems all the shit has hit the fan...........Can only get good from here, right?:tiphat:

Cue monster hurricane... lol

Sorry OH I know how that shit gets the blood boiling.. Got myself a $1,000 camera system with alarm cuz of punk ass rippers and haven't had a problem since. Q-See makes some good ones, look into it. Last thing you would want is some fuckas coming thru and potentially killing ur dogs.. Sad shit seen it happen more than it should have. Best of luck
 

Chunkypigs

passing the gas
Veteran
that really sucks! I hope your dogs get a taste if they try again.
having 2 dogs trained to sleep down there might buy renewed respect with the current generation of rippers in your hood.

glad you didn't get cleaned out. Good luck!
 

Greyskull

Twice as clear as heaven and twice as loud as reas
ICMag Donor
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im so sorry that whole mess went down man.
worst text and conversation I've had in a while.
i wouldnt want to be the guys that ripped you off.
hit you up later
gonna girl up some deer meat
 

oldhaole

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Dear Mr Horsemouth,

It registered. I do thank you.

It also set this next post up so perfectly I couldn't do it better.

Got Ripped? Now you get to find out who your friends are.

You want to go there? No, not really. Attack this from another direction.

What to do if one of your friends gets ripped.

a) Act like you care.
b) Ask what you can do to help (even if you don't mean it, at this point your friend is still trying to absorb what just happened).
c) Try some empathy.
d) Keep your mouth shut, let him vent as long as necessary.

What NOT to do when your friend gets ripped.

a) First, tell him you are here for him in this thread, before you talk to him face to face.
b) Before you do any of the above steps tell him he is lucky he has starts to replant his ripped off holes.
c) Tell him how great your trip is going, again before any of the above steps were performed.
d) This would be the time to tell him that he didn't get the contract. Your getting a better deal. Again, before any "Gee, sorry you got ripped, empathy, you know, that shit.
e) Tell him he looks kinda skinny. Needs to eat more. Need I say it? Again before any of that "too bad" shit.
 
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JackCough

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Professor Plum in the Conservatory

Professor Plum in the Conservatory

Let's see.
It wasn't Oprah, she has Steadman do the dirty work.
Hmmmm Steadman. Nah pants are too fitted low range of movement. Prolly has access to the last of the ludes left on earth.
A judge you say? Can't be. Knows all the vice guys. No need there.
Who else? Oh yeah the cookware couple. Could be. Having a lookout while the other grabs the unripe fruits to feed their gourmet medibles addiction? Naaah. Prolly Canadians. Gut says negative.
Oooh Doctors. Curious bunch. Getting warm here me thinks, but I don't know, around drugs all day,and when you think about it,all day seems like 18 hrs for a lot of them,too tired I bet. Barely enough time for their kids.
Hmmmmmmmmmm?
Doctors kids.
Summer.
Out of school.
Scofflaw maybe?
I'm getting that tingle. Sixth sense? Deja vu? Who knows.
I think I read something once around here about the nefarious nature of these types. Dollars to donuts that would be my guess.

The only strategy i have used effectively for the past two decades to keep the rippers at bay is to just really suck at growing. Not everybody's cup of tea I know just thought I'd share what works for me.
Speaking of Proffesor Plum.
Did you ever have a problem with dogs and the poisonous nature of Natal plum?
And did you start it from seed? Any advice?

Jack.
 

oldhaole

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Gotta Throw Something Up

Gotta Throw Something Up

Well Jack. You wanna go there?

Keep in mind, playing this game is a total lesson in futility. Without proof, unfounded suspicions can do nothing but get you in trouble.

That said, sure, let's go there.

Neighbors. About 10% possibility. There is one new guy in front, there's your 10%.

Friends. .01%. They just ain't that stupid. If that was an inside job, it was a disgrace. Even if they had it in them, which they don't, three weeks into the future would have netted them far more.

Guy I sold the car to. 10%. He was up here at the right time, but struck me as straight up. Doubt he even smoked. Still, a new face, give him a 10%.

Who I think did it?

Three days before the tree trimmers came through to knock back the trees from the power lines. In a bucket, above the truck. They looked right over my hedge. Couldn't help but to see plants. Extend that bucket straight up, you could see over the house into the gulch. The rest was easy. Plan the route in from 60 feet up.

That's where I would put my money. But without proof, I got nuthin'. See why I don't like to play this?

This is why I think trail cams are useless.

Say you get a full on video of you getting ripped. You got a face, ask around, soon you will have a name, what kind of car he drives, and eventually, where he lives.

Whatchugonnado?

This is Maui, I get a bunch of my animals together and beat the living crap out of him. Problem is, like disciplining a dog, long after he shit on the carpet, he has no idea of why he is getting beaten. Should I get stupid and let him know who and why this is happening, good chance it will come back to me.... and we don't want an unwinnable war, right or wrong.

The best, and in my book the only way, is to catch them in the act.

To that effect, I have been pissing all my neighbors off with my new, halfassed security system, dialing it in. As explained before, half is in your face and very bright. The other half is wireless, hidden, and very loud. The roach motel has been built, and all that is left is to unroll the copper wire for the bug zapper. Power is there, next week wifey takes off to the mainland. Then we install the things that bite.

While she is gone I'll pick up another dog from the pound. This one will be kenneled in the daytime right in the sight of the gulch. And I think the final gift will be magnetic locks on the kennel doors. Push a button, they open. Wifey will also get the dog of her dreams from a puppy.

Between the new dogs, and the motion detectors, I think I have a good chance to take my garden back. Worst case scenario is that they pull a smash and grab. Then the chances are still good that I can put the dogs on the truck and wait for them on the road where they parked. At very least I won't go back to sleep.

Sorry. Admitted, this post is kinds dead. Do better next time.

It's Peanut Gallery time....

Jack. Yes, the fruit of the Natal Plum is poisonous. Never heard of a dog eating one. You can start them from seed, but cuts are far faster. It likes lowland and sandy, salty, rubbish soil. It does make a nasty hedge, but make it narrow enough so you can cut it without it cutting you.

Lester... Thank you.

Horsemouth.... Should have left the rest of the post up. Just lost the last paragraph, not the whole post. But that would break the rules about feeding me. Don't want to do that either. It was well timed though. Thanks.
 
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