animal control wants to come to my house?

[stoned-trout]

Give the dog to a relative or a friend for a while, call em up n tell em that the dog passed away n show em the little mound at the end of the garden with the big rock on top ��

did you kill your dog sir??? that's what they would be saying then.^^^^^^.yeehaw...let em meet dog outside see its healthy and happy and then tell them to fuckoff your a good pet owner and someone is setting you up....and stop hitting your dog....lol..I hate animal abuse

 

[ThirdEyeVision]

Scary shit I would get a lawyer asap

 

[Bobbles]

Why dont you just suck it up, get a uhaul, move the plants, have them come, and be done with it. Its a pain but at least they go away. Good luck.

 

[GratefulOne]

If they are really there about the dog they will require to see the whole house. If it is a set up they will keep pushing until they find a way to get in. The pet thing works for them when the pet officers are sold out to the corruption most police depts are full of.

Either way they are likely coming inside soon. Get ready for that or move- if you fight and it is a set up they will just set you up again soon enough.

If you are not a jerk in your yard, don't yell at your kids or wife, don't fight with neighbors and are openly kind to your dog when people are not watching then this is a set up. Have you given a reason for a neighbor to call in an abuse report? If you have then move- they will be a thorn forever. If you have not- move it is a set up.

Good luck and this sucks for you but it sounds like you are moving or need to be 100% legal asap. It you move don't be in the same area or one near your local corrupt cops.

 

[stoned-trout]

if there is accomidations for the dog outside and its not inhumane weather .there will be no need for them to ever go in the house...yeehaw..

 

[al70]

if there is accomidations for the dog outside and its not inhumane weather .there will be no need for them to ever go in the house...yeehaw..

If it is a neighbour they're gonna squeal on the new setup outside ✌

 

[noyd666]

what a tangled web we weave, put your pootch outside so the pigs can see how well he is if they arrive, they with a bit of luck might fuk off satisfied everything is ok.

 

[stoney917]

Get a lawyer asap n when they come just tell them to take it up with them.... fuck animal control aspca hsus they all need to be put down fukin retarded mofos...... helpin animals die.. stealing dogs killin the n lockin u up... clean house to be safe if nonmed state or lawyer up n be ready... they are snakes...no good evil rotten scum

 

[stoney917]

Id talk to ur neighbor... n curious what kinda dog...

 

[JointOperation]

Give the dog to a relative or a friend for a while, call em up n tell em that the dog passed away n show em the little mound at the end of the garden with the big rock on top ��

stupid shit if you ask me.. next thing you know they will be there with shovels digging up the yard.. trying to prove that the owner KILLED THE DOG to AVOID A HOME INSPECTION.. BAD ADVICE

 

[al70]

stupid shit if you ask me.. next thing you know they will be there with shovels digging up the yard.. trying to prove that the owner KILLED THE DOG to AVOID A HOME INSPECTION.. BAD ADVICE

What do you suggest then, Big Brain ?

 

[ChaosCatalunya]

From what I have learned about US legal moves, it sounds like it might be LEO using the dog as an excuse, read the New York Red Honey story...

So, prepare for the worst, remove all evidence of anything else possible, firearms etc. Get money off the premises and have a disaster plan in action, Lawyer and bail money. That way if it all does go tits up, you get out of it as best as possible.

Removing all plants would be the best, just in case. Better safe, free to play again, especially as we are in the dawning moments of post prohibition freedom.

Think of the Monkey, raiding a farm, the farmer's trap is just a jar half full of nuts, on a rope, the monkey's greedy hand jammed full of nuts, so full he cannot get it out of the Jar's neck, trapped by his own greed and stupidity he is caught and killed. Humans do this too, a lot.

 

[JointOperation]

move the plants. let them in. re install. very simple.

if you don't wana take your room down.. then go to home depot.. or a garden center.. buy 10-20 little plants.. toss under your lights.. and leave it wide open in open view so they can see ITS NOT WEED. just tell em that gardening is your version of meditation and it calms you.. and you cant take any time off during the crappy months so you grow inside. lol.. that's better then CLAIMING THE DOGS DEAD.

 

[al70]

move the plants. let them in. re install. very simple.

if you don't wana take your room down.. then go to home depot.. or a garden center.. buy 10-20 little plants.. toss under your lights.. and leave it wide open in open view so they can see ITS NOT WEED. just tell em that gardening is your version of meditation and it calms you.. and you cant take any time off during the crappy months so you grow inside. lol.. that's better then CLAIMING THE DOGS DEAD.

Simple as that��

 

[al70]

And that's a long term solution ? Or every time they wanna see the dog ?

 

[Pendleton]

I'm going to give advice that I know sounds like its jumping to the worst conclusion but hear me out. You need to ask yourself what's the chance of this legitimately being about animal control checking on your dog's welfare - did you do anything the neighbors could misconstrue(I'm assuming you're a good person and that you're not actually hitting your dog, you said as much in your original post.)? Did you anger a neighbor enough to make them call animal control to get back at you? If you think it's just animal control, get things cleaned up temporarily and let them in to see the place, they'll be satisfied and on their way. I know LEO and animal control get a bad rap, but in my area animal control is overworked, underpaid, and underfunded, and they often have to deal with really fucked up cases of animal abuse and injury, and they're mostly concerned with the animals, they're not concerned with what else you're doing even if they are wearing a badge.

If this is LEO using animal control as a pretense to get in then I think you have a much more serious case on your hands, and letting them in to see an empty house will probably not dissuade them. If they're using false pretenses to enter it means they already have enough suspicion to be diverting attention your way, and they'll probably keep an eye on you regardless. If you think this is about your cannabis, and you are in a non-medical state , my advice to you is to have a good lawyer on retainer if possible, and shut everything down for a good long spell on top of letting them in for their animal control run. That is painful advice I know, but the rules are not fair in prohibition and they are not stacked in our favor. The risk:reward might be worth it when no one knows you grow and you're up to your armpits in weed, but the risk:reward ratio suddenly becomes a lot less attractive when "the law might be watching my operation" is one of the variables. When the price for losing this game is to lose your freedom and to be thrown into a dangerous cage, this should be a serious consideration.

 

[genedigger]

id tell them to beat feet

 

[JointOperation]

well seriously. in my area.. if someone called and said I was beating my dog.. and then I told the animal control he is dead.. they would want the body to do an autopsy to see if I killed the dog ..

they wont just be like OOK.. have a nice day..

nope.. so you either need to move it.. or tell them to fuck off.. and risk them getting a warrant and just showing up when your in the middle of a grow..

good luck .

id meet them outside and maybe just say that someone misconstrued a CESAR MILANS Touch with a HIT.. because in reality. I use my foot to keep my dog back and stuff I don't kick him . but I use it to block him. and I had a lady pull over and yell at me for blocking my dog from trying to get into the road as she drove by.. and shes like I cant believe you kick your dog bla bla bla.. im like bitch.. did u see him act like I kicked him.. lol I used my foot like CESAR MILAN TAUGHT ME ON TV.. and it WORKS so FUCK OFF.. no animal control tho.. as I took her license plate down so if anything happened I could say oo ya that bitch eh..

 

[Stinkymutt]

dont know how big your grow might be , but if your losing 3 or 4 plants its worth the loss to fight on another day if you have to tear down. But Id talk to a lawyer as well
peace
mutt

 

[Green Squall]

I never knew animal control was part of the police depts in some states. Around here it is just some dude in a van lol.