America's New Hard Drug: KFC Bowls

[ArcticBlast]

Here's Patton Oswalt on the KFC bowls. F'in hillarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfan5MacmsI

Haha that was great! I saw him on Conan a couple of weeks ago, and i guess he was talking about this performance and KFC's reaction to it, but that was the first time i've seen it, good stuff!

I went to Hardees last night at like 4am, and got a Hawaiian Chicken Sandwich, and a Sourdough 2/3lb burger (i didnt eat all of it, i know what you guys are thinking) and a large Sweet Tea. Only reason i went there was because its the only thing around here thats 24hrs... i would have totally gone to KFC instead..

On a side note, has anyone had the KFC RICE bowl instead? I almost got it like 15 times, but decided the other one sounded better. Someone try it and let me know!

ArcticBlast

 

[buckeye-leaf]

i've ate the kfc bowls once and it was good but when it all mixes in my tummy i feel awful. my 24hr food of choice is white castle sliders. have you guys ever tried the country fried steak from kfc? if not try sometime very tasty.

 

[9Lives]

LOL!

Failure pile in a sadness bowl

 

[Guest]

KFC Bowls Rock! but they dont give you enough food for the $ IMO

 

[panopticist]

But they give you more than enough of the shits for your dollar...

 

[ArcticBlast]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to panopticist again. LOL

I think its fine, for $6.00, you get a full meal and a large drink! And all the shits you could possibly dream of!

Man, this thread was supposed to be a support group, but every time i read it, i want another one.....

BRB, KFC time, bitches!
ArcticBlast

 

[Guest]

i can eat a horse when i got the muchies so i grade on a steep curve. luckily it seems, i have never gotten the shits from these bowls. ideally though, i want buffet style at fast food prices with 5 star quality...open 24hrs

 

[panopticist]

The KFC around here isn't ran that well, so I wouldn't doubt if it's just a local issue...

Actually, the last time I looked, they had an 82 for their Food Grade, but I bought those Honey BBQ Boneless wings anyways. Damn! KFC is like that hot skank at the party; you know you shouldn't bother, but you hook up anyways...

 

[ArcticBlast]

damn panopticist, quit saying funny things until i've spread around enough rep!

Our KFC is run HORRIBLY, but, it doesnt stop me from going there. I'm seriously going, for real this time! Wish me luck!

ArcticBlast

 

[nycdfan042]

LOL kfc bowls...when the food wars begin youll be eating the rotten scraps left over fromt he land fill LOL kfc bowls HAH

 

[PoppinFresh]

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELICIOUS LOL

 

[Guest]

I won't hate to much because as the name implies i love taco bell. But fast food is very bad for you. I cut way back on taco bell and don't eat any other fast food except chicken subs from subway.

KFC disgusts me

 

[panopticist]

Don't get too high and mighty, bajasauce...

For I have seen the unholy trinity: a Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, and KFC under the same roof! Your meal too, is tainted. Where is your South-of-the-Border savior now?

 

[UmphreyMcgee420]

now its a little of topic but in and out and fat moes have to be my favorite burgers joints. and i haven't eaten kfc in years, when i saw the commercial it looked disgusting but thats just me.

 

[PhillyPride]

Those mash potato bowls rock

 

[ArcticBlast]

I was thinking about getting another one today, but i decided on Sonic instead..

mmmMMmmMm, Sonic.

ArcticBlast

 

[Ganico]

Man, them bowls are nasty as ****.

Shredded up chicken, mashed potatoes, corn, cheese and gravy??
Like someone threw up a chicken meal in a bowl

 

[VictoryGardener]

Fast food will is so incredibly bad for you....

I stick with Chic-Fil-A and Back Yard Burgers

now THAT is good fast food

I have too much dignity and self respect to eat one of those famous bowls.... the only famous bowl I consume is the one that needs a cigarette lighter to be satisfying.

 

[cooked cook]

bring your own defibrillator

bring your own defibrillator

Yeah, these things look pretty horrific. All carbs n fat, with not a hint of nutrition. mmmmmmm I have yet to try one, and don't think I will soon.
I thought these were about as bad as fast food could get UNTIL I saw this thing:




the BK quad stacker!

4 patties, 8 strips of bacon, 4 slices of American cheese, and a glom of some manner of flarg sauce, all between 2 buns.
sure ya can't throw a slice a cake in there or something?!?!??!?!
Jeez... maybe some o the stuff Europeans say about us yanks IS true.

I had a talk with my heart the other day, and it assured me that if I were to ingest either the KFC Bowl or the BK quad stacker, it would immediately and without giving 2 weeks notice STOP WORKING! Done!
So I'm just gonna steer clear of these artery jamming grease grenades....I already feel guilty enough about the fast food I already ingest......
In fact, just talking about these makes me want a nice salad LOL

cc

 

[Feyd]

I always feel really disgusting whenever I eat fast food like McDonalds or Hardees. I can eat Chic-fil-a or Arbys without feeling like I need a nap or an exorcism.

I was gonna go to McDonalds today and get chicken sandwich but I decided to go to Panera bread and got this amazing sandwich instead... was incredibly filling considering how little I ate compared to how much McDonalds I would need to eat for the same effect... and it tasted great too.

I wish I could just win the lottery already and hire a personal chef to cook me dope ass food 24/7, so I could gloat about it to all you fools still munching on potato bowls.
One day....