America's New Hard Drug: KFC Bowls

[ArcticBlast]

I'm addicted! I need help! It seems that marijuana IS in fact a gateway drug...a gateway to the most addictive drug ever...the KFC Chicken/Mashed Potato bowl.

It seems like every time i smoke recently, i find myself in the drivethru window at KFC

Anyone else freaking love these things?

ArcticBlast

 

[Jack Crevalle]

Do you order crispy, original or grilled? and no, I never had those, I usually just get some grilled chicken breast.

I really try to only eat natural fed and grazed chickens when I do eat 'em , but man in the USA restaurants seem to close at 9:00 p.m. every night leaving me no options!!

That is one of my biggest gripes about the US, the flippin' good restaurants are closed by 9:30 pm so you have to resort to late night trash like Mickey Ds and KFC. Thank God for taco shops, but even those seem shady late at night....that's one thing Americans suck at - healthy cheap fast food is non existant...

 

[ArcticBlast]

This whole town is shitty fast food and walmart, the most nutritional thing i've had all week is beer

ArcticBlast

 

[high_hopes]

Not to sound like a health nut, but take a look at the nutr. facts for one of those bowls. It's nauseating. I do love fried chicken, but I think those bowls are overdoing it a bit.

 

[TwoOhSix!]

I agree with you Jack, I wish it was like Europe/S. America where restaurants stayed open till almost midnight. KFC is disgusting, which do you think is worse, Mickey D's or KFC? It's a tough call.

 

[Guest]

Not to sound like a health nut, but take a look at the nutr. facts for one of those bowls. It's nauseating. I do love fried chicken, but I think those bowls are overdoing it a bit.

I agree, after giving up fast food, and all that shitty stuff for you, every time I look at any of it I get sick just thinking about eatting it.

 

[blAsia]

^^^it's all true... only I don't notice till after I eat it.

 

[clorox]

im with ya brotha, if i dont get my famous bowl fix i start gettin a real bad jones that starts a chippin'

 

[VictoryGardener]

oh HELL guys what are you doing at KFC when you can have great fried chicken and even BETTER biscuits at BOJANGLE'S????????

DO you guys have any clue what KFC does to their chickens? it is wrong and downright repulsive


BISCUIT JUSTICE IS SERVED!

 

[Harry Gypsna]

better yet get some chicken, breadcrumbs, an egg,black pepper and any herbs or spices u want and do ur own.....
gotta admit to the odd meal of 2 zinger towers wiith cheese myself once or twice a year though lol,, the reason i dnt get chips((yes chips not fries lol)) to make it a meal is because i know the kfc chips suck>> theyve never been near a potato hahaha so i get 2 zingers instead......but thats only very rare..... apart from the way the chooks r treated the knobheads who work ther-no matter what town you go to it seems, the fuc king morons working there throw the f u cking burgers together so u end up with a lop sided mess, slopping around in the 10 times too much mayo-with it smeared up 1 side of the OUTSIDE of the bun, and shredded lettuce strewn all around the carton but non in the goddamned bun, and they invariably forget the cheese that ive paid 15 p or whatever extra for
Any1 who thinks macdonalds is fast food, has never been in dewsbury mcd on a a saturday ..(I dont go to mcd but f sum1 brings it home for the family ill eat it)

 

[Gumbala]

I hit some of that shit up outside of Orlando and it was bomb even with the corn coming out whole in the end!

 

[NorCalChron]

"we'll be near the In'N'Out Burger"
"STFU DONNIE"

i dont know about kfc but i think the burgers at in'n'out have crack in them

 

[WoW maannnn]

popeye's chicken 'n biscuts-yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyo!

 

[marx2k]

KFC Famous Bowls-Mashed Potato with Gravy
Chicken: Diced Chicken Breast Meat Fritters with Rib Meat Containing up to 25% of a solution of: Water,
Seasoning (Soy Protein Concentrate, Salt, Modified Food Starch, Food Starch, Carrageenan, Onion Powder,
Dehydrated Chicken Broth, Spice Extractive), Sodium Phosphates. Breaded With: Enriched Wheat Flour
(Enriched with Niacin, Reduced Iron, Thiamine Monoitrate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid), Salt, Rice Flour, Spices, Wheat Gluten, Leavening (Sodium Bicarbonate, Sodium Aluminum Phosphate, Monocalcium Phosphate),
Monosodium Glutamate, Corn Starch (with Tapioca Dextrin), Garlic Powder, Citric Acid, Maltodextrin,
Flavorings, Sugar, Corn Syrup Solids, Gum Arabic. Predusted With: Enriched Wheat Flour (Enriched with
Niacin, Reduced Iron, Thiamine Monoitrate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid), Modified Food Starch, Autolyzed Yeast
Extract, Salt, Leavening (Sodium Bicarbonate, Sodium Aluminum Phosphate, Monocalcium Phosphate),
Monosodium Glutarnate, Garlic Powder, Spices Dehydrated Chicken Broth, Maltodextrin, Citric Acid, Sugar,
Flavorings, Corn Syrup Solids. Battered With: Water, Enriched Bleached Wheat Flour (Enriched with Niacin,
Reduced Iron, Thiamine Monoitrate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid), Modified Food Starch, Modified Wheat Starch,
Rice Flour, Garlic Powder, Autolyzed Yeast Extract, Salt, Dextrin, Sodium Casseinate (with Soy Lecithin),
Modified Cellulose Gum, Spices, Leavening (Sodium Bicarbonate, Sodium Aluminum Phosphate), Mono and
Diglycerides (as Emulsifiers). Breading set in Vegetable Oil
Contains: Soy, Wheat, Milk


Just like mom used to make!! MMMmM
hahaa one of these has 98% of your daily sodium, 27% of your carbs, 54% of your daily fat..
yummy

 

[ArcticBlast]

Anyone ever been to a Five Guys Famous Burgers? Maybe some of you east coast guys know what i'm talking about... best f'ing burgers on the planet. Period. And they fill your bag with fries.

Amazing.
ArcticBlast

 

[Geno420]

arctic... its funny you said that im manager here at one of our locations in AL,NY,NJ,PA,VA,NC,SC,GA... haha you figure out which one

you got me wanting a double cheese and and BAG OF FRYS!!!!!! AHHHHH

ok i had to do this.... http://www.fiveguys.com/

 

[ArcticBlast]

Wicked, i'm glad someone got my 'obscure' reference...i like it that a burger joint can have a cult following. I lived in DC and in PA, and both had 5guys, and it was a good period in my life because of that, haha.

I hear there's one around here somewhere, but i havent seen it...

FIVEGUYSFOREVER
ArcticBlast

 

[Echoes]

I can somewhat relate to this addiction. However, my drug of choice is their boneless honey BBQ wings.

 

[vaprpig]

Here's Patton Oswalt on the KFC bowls. F'in hillarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfan5MacmsI

 

[Jack Crevalle]

odd meal of 2 zinger towers wiith cheese myself once or twice a year though lol,,

Please educate me, is this the English version of a Royalle with Cheese or is it available in the US too? Sounds terribly unhealthy yet delightfully delicious.

Every 6 months or so I get a hangover and the next morning I crave the Jack in the Box ultimate breakfast combo/no egg. Two sausage patties, cheese, bread, put the hash browns in the middle for crunch and man does that get me sweating, I love em, but my body is mad atme all day hehehhe