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pop_rocks

pop_rocks

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Aristoned said:
Go to my thread.

🖕🏻🤣🖕🏻

Hey, “poop rocks”. Do your girlfriends always come in to defend you?
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hahaha poop rocks?!
i guess thats... funny? right
2/10

you sound kind of jelly but dont worry you will always be my favorite turd
/hahahah jk,you dont even rank in the top trolls here on ic mag

i hear roll it up is looking for a 10th man
 
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Aristoned

Aristoned

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pop_rocks said:
hahaha poop rocks?!
i guess thats... funny? right
2/10

you sound kind of jelly but dont worry you will always be my favorite turd
/hahahah jk,you dont even rank in the top trolls here on ic mag

i hear roll it up is looking for a 10th man
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My Chinesium phone never spells what I Nintendo.

🤣

You’re so butt hurt over a misspelling.

🤣😂🤣
 
Aristoned

Aristoned

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Countryboy said:
WITTY! Most people probably didn't catch your use of 'almost' as a parallel to the Spartan response to Phillip of Macedonia's threat to destroy their city:
When King Philip of Macedonia invaded Greece in 338 B.C., he defeated an Athenian/Theban army at the Battle of Chaeronea. Resistance ceased as all the other Greek city-states submitted to Philip’s victorious army. All except Sparta. When Philip arrived outside Sparta, he halted his army and awaited the Spartan emissaries bringing “earth and water” symbolizing Sparta’s submission to Macedonian rule. No one came. Angered, Philip sent a messenger into the city with a threatening note: “If I capture your city, I will destroy it.” The Spartan response arrived soon after. It was a one word answer: “If”. The warrior-king Philip was so impressed with the bravado of the Spartans that he bypassed the city.

FYI-the Thebians were so bad-ass cause of the Sacred Band of Thebes. 300 gay guys.

One of the most famous military units in the Ancient World was the Sacred Band of Thebes. It was created around 378 B.C. by Gorgidas. He had the genius idea of taking advantage of the homosexual relationships common among Greek soldiers. What if you paired off companions on the battlefield? He created a unit of 150 pairs of lovers. One was an older, veteran soldier and the other was a younger soldier who viewed him as a mentor. Naturally, the two would fight very hard alongside each other. Their training included wresting and dancing, as well as the military arts. The unit played a major role in the Theban victory over Sparta at the Battle of Leuctra on July 6, 371 B.C.


The battle came about because the Thebans were attemptiing to reform the Boeotian League, an alliance that had been disbanded by Sparta. To prevent this, the Spartan army invaded Boeotia. The Theban army, led by the great Epaminondas, marched to meet them. The Thebans had about 8,500 soldiers and cavalrymen versus about 12,000 Spartans. The battle opened with the Spartan peltasts routing the Theban light infantry (some historians believe this force was camp followers). This may have benefited the Thebans by adding this force to the Theban infantry. Under normal circumstances, the Thebans should have lost the battle. Not only did they have less men, but they were facing the fearsome Spartans. It’s possible that the Spartans were overconfident and may have even been a bit tipsy from combat narcolepsy, a fancy word for they had been drinking wine before the battle. Drunken Spartans still should have been able to win, but they faced a military genius in Epaminondas. It was standard in ancient warfare to put your best soldiers on the right of your formation (in this case, a phalanx). This is where the Spartan hippeis (the 300 elite warriors) and King Cleombratus I were stationed. Epaminondas flipped the script by putting the Sacred Band, led by Pelopidas, on his left. (It is possible that the Sacred Band was on the far left and flanked the Spartan right as the steamroller made contact. But he also loaded up this wing 50 ranks deep (instead of the traditional 12 rank deep phalanx). This left the rest of his line dangerously thin, so he had it advance in echelon (diagonally backwards) to occupy the Spartan center and left. It was risky because the Spartans could have advanced and crushed the Thebans facing them. But they didn’t. When the very strong left hook hit the Spartan hippeis, it could not be stopped. It steamrolled them. Cleombratus and about 1,000 Spartans were killed, many of them the best Spartan warriors. Sparta’s dominance of Greece after the Peloponnesian War was over. Epaminondas invaded Laconia and set the helots free, but he was killed in 370 B.C. at the Battle of Mantinea. The Sacred Band came to an end at the Battle of Chaeronea in 338 B.C. They were surrounded by the forces of Philip of Macedonia (with his son Alexander), but refused to surrender and were killed to the man.

So instead of the hostility, what say we drink some wine, have a bit of sodomy, and then go kill some helots and stop with the animosity? No homo:
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Just stop.

You want everyone and everything to be homosexual.

😂

I’d ask where you come from, but I already know.
 
pop_rocks

pop_rocks

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Aristoned said:
Just stop.

You want everyone and everything to be homosexual.

😂

I’d ask where you come from, but I already know.
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keep eating your shit pie
you have no idea what you are talking about and who cares where he is from?
lets see some of that fire weed
 
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Gypsy Nirvana

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Let's all get a little more tolerant towards each other - and try not to over react - or embellish - fictionalise - and drive home your petty arguments over politics - sexuality and religion - making it oh so personal - that it amounts to an ad hominem attack - 'cos from my perspective - once you resort to slinging expletive ridden invective - and get that personal - attacking the person and not the topic - you've lost the argument - - and what's left - is toxic waste - which does have some humour - in how predictable these online drama's play out - 'Oh - here we go again' - etc
 
Aristoned

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Gypsy Nirvana said:
Let's all get a little more tolerant towards each other - and try not to over react - or embellish - fictionalise - and drive home your petty arguments over politics - sexuality and religion - making it oh so personal - that it amounts to an ad hominem attack - 'cos from my perspective - once you resort to slinging expletive ridden invective - and get that personal - attacking the person and not the topic - you've lost the argument - - and what's left - is toxic waste - which does have some humour - in how predictable these online drama's play out - 'Oh - here we go again' - etc
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All I do is make fun of my haters.

I’ve learned how to defeat them, it is by humiliating them with their own words and actions. All I can do is wait for the mods to show up and clean up the mess.

I hope you guys get a good laugh though, some of those jokes are solid.

😂
 
Aristoned

Aristoned

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Countryboy said:
Woah there, buddy! I don't care if 1 is or isn't homosexual. My field of fucks to give is barren.
In the Chautauqua that is my life, I endeavor to educate and entertain. I complemented your use of 'almost', comparing it to that great Spartan response of, 'if'. Apparently, you took it the wrong way.

Question for you, if homosexuality is so bad, why is it still around? If it were a negative trait, it seems it would have been bred out of the gene pool but here we are with the same 10-13% of the gays as has always been. It's not like many of the homos are reproducing, certainly not in the numbers as heterosexuals. Perhaps there is a reproductive advantage to have the gays around? Maybe having the gay sibling who doesn't have off-spring around increases the chances of raising the kids and them reproducing. After all, those kids are closely related to the gays, even if they aren't direct decedents. It's the gene, not the organism that matters at least according to Dawkins.

That line of logic holds true for ants, lions, cheetahs, clown-fish and that's just off the top of my head. For answers to your issue with gayness, perhaps a look in the mirror is called for:
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Gay means happy.

Homosexual is a completely different word with a completely different meaning.

Do not twist the definition of my language.
 
Ringodoggie

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WOW! Hey mods, can we make this a sticky thread? Such great information and knowledge. This is what great contributors do. So much respect for these awesome contributors.

Or, maybe move it to the speaker's corner where intelligent people who don't hate everything but themselves don't need to see it. :)

Peace and Love
 
Aristoned

Aristoned

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Ringodoggie said:
WOW! Hey mods, can we make this a sticky thread? Such great information and knowledge. This is what great contributors do. So much respect for these awesome contributors.

Or, maybe move it to the speaker's corner where intelligent people who don't hate everything but themselves don't need to see it. :)

Peace and Love
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If you spend a modicum of time on RIU you will have the same response, if you are of sound mind.

I believe it is very important to the community to know where we are not welcome, RIU is such a place where our experience and knowledge is being used to make money of us. Not only that, just our presence on the website generate income in the form of ad revenue for those bastards.

Nah, they are so twisted they deserve to have their reputation put on display.
 
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