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BrassNwood

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I was a midnight rider on a cloud of smoke
I could make a woman hang on every single stroke
I was an iron man, I had a master plan
But I was alone
I could hear you breathing with a sigh of the wind
I remember how your body started trembling
Oh, what a night it's been for the state I'm in
I'm still alone
And all the wonders made for the earth
And all the hearts in all creation
Somehow I always end up alone (always end up alone)
Always end up alone
So I'll play, I'll wait
'Cause you know that love takes time
We came so far
Just the beat of a lonely heart
And it's mine
And I don't wanna be alone
Well, since I got no message on your answer phone
Since you're busy every minute, I just stay at home
I make believe you care, I feel you everywhere
But I'm still alone
I'm on a wheel of fortune with a twist of fate
'Cause I know it isn't heaven, is it love or hate?
Am I the subject of the pain?
Am I the stranger in the rain?
I am alone
And is there glory there to behold?
Maybe it's my imagination
Another story there to be told
So I'll play, I'll wait
And I pray it's not too late
We made it so far
Just the beat of a lonely heart
And it's mine
And I don't wanna be alone
And all the wonders made for the earth
And all the hearts in all creation
Another story there to be told
So I'll play, I'll wait
And I pray it's not too late
We made it so far
Just the beat of a lonely heart
And it's mine
And I don't wanna be alone
Gone but not out of sight
I'm caught in the rain and there's no one home
Face the heat of the night
The one that you love got a heart that's made of stone
Shine and search for the light
And sooner or later you'll be cruising on your ocean
And clean out of site
I'm caught in the rain and there's no one home

 

Gypsy Nirvana

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Getting unseasonable rain in the middle of summer where I live in Australia, yesterday was 43 degree celsius, today its raining which is good, cooled down the place a bit but in a few days time it means we are going to have a bush fly problem because moisture + heat breeds flies, lots of them. Thank God for dung beetles otherwise we wouldnt be able to do anything.
Do you have to get the bush hats out - with corks hanging off them for fly control? -
 

BrassNwood

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1 tablespoon Coconut oil (15ml)
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Heat 220 F for 20 minutes (104 C)
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Gypsy Nirvana

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There's no parks to run my mutt around here, we have a pebbly beach (no good to run on) or the open land which is full of sheep and he has zero recall when it's playtime with another dog, sheep, cat, bird etc... So i run him down a single track lane with minimal traffic where he meets up with his jack russell friends and had a good bark and play with them.

Loki's hair got me looking for an Ai pic I did to fit a frame we have (still not got it printed and hung in the crapper... Gawd bless the attention deficit! 🤪 )

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We want a wall of Ai pics in the toilet, that makes people question if they're real or not. 😂
Yeah - Loki made a new Jack Russel doggie friend called Poppy in the park - that thing can turn on a sixpence - doesn't get nasty - and loves to run with Loki

- sad that you don't have a good park to go to nearby - where it's fenced and gated - so the dog doesn't go walking in the traffic - and maybe you lose him -

- Loki's pretty good now - and usually comes back when called - I've not had to go chasing after him in quite a while -
 

Gray Wolf

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Morning OFs.

Bit of catching up to do this morning huh? 🤨

Yes Gypsy, I do miss having my 10kg Jack Russell (who was possessed by a demon) I could just pick him up and shove him under my arm to keep him from being an arse. This sheepdog has given me tendonitis in my right arm from pulling at stuff and going nuts, he is nervous and HATES being on a lead, I think he feels trapped and at a disadvantage for protecting us (his flock) and himself.

Anyway, back to the terrier... he hated the postie, we had a female post person in our old house, she'd just caught me out of the shower in my robe with a parcel and the dog came bolting at the door to kill her, so I grabbed him, and he did his usual wriggling trapped tazmanian devil cartoon thing... rolling my bathrobe all the way around himself and exposing my undercarriage to the postwoman.

She knocked the door, even for letters after that day! 🤪

(no she didn't) 😂
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Gypsy Nirvana

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We wear mesh screens over our hats, thats pretty common here. Flies will drive you crazy in summer where we live, North West Australia. If you go outside in summer better to be completely covered. They pay no respect to insect repellent.
Jeez - so even strong DEET doesn't phaze the flies - down under in probably the wildest part of Australia - yeah - must drive ya bonkers - you've got some nasty old crocodiles down that way too - so I've heard - regularly snacking on the tourists -
😳
 

cola

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After the late December finale of distribution the market overall has been finding difficulty gaining traction. This latest run up, which began mid this month, looks suspiciously like a Bullt trap to me. If interest rates are not going to continue to go down and stabilize instead, or in fact, rather go up, the small cap company borrowers will have to pay more.. We C ..
 

BumSplodgeBrownPants

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Yeah - Loki made a new Jack Russel doggie friend called Poppy in the park - that thing can turn on a sixpence - doesn't get nasty - and loves to run with Loki

- sad that you don't have a good park to go to nearby - where it's fenced and gated - so the dog doesn't go walking in the traffic - and maybe you lose him -

- Loki's pretty good now - and usually comes back when called - I've not had to go chasing after him in quite a while -

His JRT mates give him a nip now and again, but it's just a "calm it down dickhead, I'm smaller than you!" kinda bite, they're all fun and games after the silent pause that follows the YELP from him. 😆

We are making noises to some of the local smallholders we know about renting an acre for him so he can tear that up in the winter and we can do some fun training stuff. He's a know it all A grade student in the garden and house, 100% for every command... but outside that "easy food" bubble, he's too distracted. Can't run him around the horse either, he's a dick with them. Hanging off their tails and playing "kick me!"... He'll get caught with a hoof one day.

I gave up chasing him down the beach, I just give up shouting, grumble at him under my breath and fuck off and he soon finds me in the car, sulking. I only have to worry when I can't hear him barking in the distance. 😆

Love him to bits though. Sometimes.
 

jokerman

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In other news. Nothing crazy happened today in my little bubble of the world. So that’s a good thing. I’ll take it.

Now if I could sneak up on the ole lady…. I tried to put a dirty plate in the corner of the kitchen. The plan was, when she bent over to pick it up, I was going to pounce off the fridge naked and see if my aim was true. She didn’t pick the plate up😫
a good plan though FFS !
Good morn to you and the rest of the flock.
Just had my eyes cleaned by my sun conure Mia and ready to eat something ( which will weigh more than she does)😊
 

Unca Walt

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Where does a personality cult come into play here. I don't agree with a lot that is presented on this thread as gospel but see no reason to disparage anyone, or be snide and sarcastic.

Calling people names is not the only way to be disrespectful and attack the messengers credibility. I think the examples that I provided speak for themselves and anyone in our age range should have figured that out by now.
@Countryboy -- I note you have appended a happy face on every turn of this stupid shit-stirring.

It pleases you? Is it a subtle goad? Anything to jazz up the heat? Smirking and poking? Nice.

You call this unique haven "A cult of personality?" <-- Yes, there it is. A bunch of friends talking on a dozen-dozen topics. Occasionally interrupted by someone dyspeptic coming in looking with a mental hard-on to bravely snap (at safe Internet-brave anonymity) at anyone standing nearby.

@cola: You ain't bad. I find you interesting and informative. I also have to say you are overdoing it.

DO NOT ANSWER THIS, JUST READ AND GRASP IT. Both of you.
 
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