You know you're a grower when...

[Tokasaurus Rex]

I’m taking up the cause from OG and continuing it here at IC. This thread is in homage to the one from OG that was filled with priceless humor. To all the growers out there with your beautiful karma, intelligence, ingenuity holla back!

Stay green!

You’re a grower if:

- You spend more time looking at the plants in your growroom than you do looking between your girlfriend’s legs
- When you look at trees, shrubs, bushes and they look like resinous donkey dicks
- You know the employees at your local garden shop better than your own family members
- when you see your former dealer on the street and don’t recognize him

 

[bloodshot]

-Your hands and face are tanned way more then the rest of your body.
-When you walk into a room you ask how many Watts and what type of bulb is lighting it.
-Your on a first name basis with everybody who works at the local garden shop.
-When you walk around town seeing wild bushes growing well, you take a sample of the soil.

Lol, I have a feeling this will turn out to be a very good topic, good idea .

 

[Pure MoFo]

When cutting the grass takes on new meaning.

-Pure

 

[2 Kurious]

You start recycling your old grow equipment because NOW you have bigger and better stuff.

Your significant other starts harping on how much $ you spend on your grow.

You need a second drawer for your seed collection.

You plan getaways around your crop cycle.

2 Kurious

 

[xxoshz25xx]

lol.... keep them coming guys, these are great...lol

 

[2 Kurious]

You refer to the 'girls' affectionately.

the grow is the only CLEAN room you inhabit.

You have accumulated more empty nute jugs than you could ever use in a lifetime.

You have almost fallen and broken your ass stepping on a geolite pellet with your hands full.

2 Kurious

 

[Makavellian]

You go to wal mart and the first place you go to are the lights area

 

[msdtds]

hahaha. cleaver posts guys. keep em coming

 

[Tokasaurus Rex]

- You never finished high school but know more about plant physiology than many highly educated botanists

 

[Pure MoFo]

You can go into home depot blind folded to get what you need !

-Pure

 

[Makavellian]

you suddenly start paying attention to metal halides and high pressure sodiums in the parking lots and streets

 

[Guest]

you might be a grower if...

your flower garden gets one inch higher every year from disposed soil
you see a street lamp and instantly know if it is HPS or MH and what wattage
you smell a skunk in the yard and think of odor control instead of pest control
you buy airstones by the six pack at the pets store, but never buy fish food
you know the correct postage to Canada or the UK but don't know anyone there

You know you're a grower...

when someone goes to pack a bowl you say "put that away, let's try mine"
when you smoke a joint with your old buddies no one else can finish it

 

[Guest]

someone says ak-47 and the last thing you think of is a gun
you see Northern lights inside the house
you consider 2~5 joints a day "moderate usage"

 

[Manimal]

You've released predatory insects in your bedroom.
you miss days at work for harvest.
You smoke more weed than EVERYONE else,yet don't know a dealer

 

[2 Kurious]

You have rewired half of your house on your own.

You know the labels on most fungicides by memory.

You can detect the amount of CO2 in the air with your nose.

Your grow has better climate control than the rest of the house.

You have become an expert on the effects of ozone on the human body.

You truely realize the value of a carbon scrubber.

I can go on forever.

2 Kurious

 

[Haps]

Can barely type for the belly laughing, you folks are right on the mark! How about your keyboard has so much resin packed on, when it dies, ya can't toss it, ya gotta sell it or burn it.
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Thanks again

 

[2 Kurious]

you can explain to someone what RO water is not to mention other cryptic code like SOG, SCRoG, pH, EC, ppm, Lucas Formula.

You can partake of the fruits of your labor.

You go to the local garden shop and tell them you grow tomatos but can't name a variety when asked.

You go to the grow shop and they ask YOU if you would like a job.

2 Kurious

 

[1stCropLongGone]

You go to the local garden store and ask for stuff they never heard of.

You can smell your plants and tell how long until the lights off

You have more duct work in your closet then the rest of your house

You learn to grow for the love of herb, then you learn to garden because you love to grow.

 

[Tokasaurus Rex]

- when you’re sitting with a friend that deals and you refuse his smoke (politely) because you don’t smoke beasters
- you imagine how much better your sex life would be if your woman wore a thong made out of Mary Jane
- you know the pH of your spit
- you start laughing uncontrollably when a buddy whips out his stash
- you give away nugs as Christmas presents
- when your dog eats half zip and you laugh calmly and say something like, “now, now, killer, that’s not for you,” and go about you business

Stay green!

 

[Lungus]

Every house you go into you mentally assess where you'd put the grow.
You have to be careful that you don't sound like "Bill Nye the science guy" when they talk about grow ops at work, so you don't raise suspicion.
You see those storage containers at Wally Mart and you think of DWC and bubble cloners.
Your known for smoking cannons that most people make into two joints if you give them one.