after doing laundry. i have noticed i dont have any buttons on almost all my pants and shorts. LOL i have like 3 pairs with buttons and those are 2 sizes up. no more 32s . thank god for leather belts.. end of rant
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you know your getting fat when ?
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burns1n209
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you know your fat when..... you look down and cant see your d**k because stomachs to big
when the bathroom scale says... "to be continued"
you have to bathe at sea world.
someone says its chilly outside and you run out with a bowl and spoon.
you have your own gravitational pull.
you shop for clothes in the tent section.
someone says its chilly outside and you run out with a bowl and spoon.
you have your own gravitational pull.
you shop for clothes in the tent section.
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double post... :'(
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Thats called a DICK DO...
Cuz your stomach hangs out farther then your DICK DO.....
burns1n209
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growcodile
when you buy more candy than real foods ..
When it makes the sound of a vacuum being broken when you stand up from the toilet(Google the woman whose innards got sucked out on an cruiseship crapper cos she was so fat)
When the local takeaway owner thanks you for paying for his porsche.
When you have "Cankles"
When small children play hide and seek in your folds.
And seriously--when you have a flesh eating bug because the folds of flab hold nasty bacteria and you can't physically wash yourself.
PS I've still got my 30 inch waist......
When the local takeaway owner thanks you for paying for his porsche.
When you have "Cankles"
When small children play hide and seek in your folds.
And seriously--when you have a flesh eating bug because the folds of flab hold nasty bacteria and you can't physically wash yourself.
PS I've still got my 30 inch waist......
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buttyrekka
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Blue Socks
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I hope to God I never have to seriously post in here lol
When you used to soar, but now you hobble.
...when you buy your clothes at Tractor Supply Co....
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Captain Ginyu
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Dunlap disease: When your belly dun lapped over your belt.
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guest 77721
When you go to an all you can eat buffet and the owner tells you it's all you can eat but not forever....
When you go to a Chinese all you can eat buffet and the owner calls you Free Wrirry...
YOU GO NOW....
I love John Pinette.
When you go to a Chinese all you can eat buffet and the owner calls you Free Wrirry...
YOU GO NOW....
I love John Pinette.
I took my bro Bill (6'4" & a big eater) to a Vietnamese buffet that I found in St. Cloud MN back in '90, on his 5th-6th-7th trip through he was met by the owners wife who stood beside him giving him little hip checks attempting to move him along, very funny to watch.
Bill had average length legs but a long body, he's the guy that ate the whole 56oz steak, a big baked potato, 2 rolls, baked beans & a salad, Bill was almost done with the meal as the owner looked on when he reached over to Buzzards plate (knowing Buzzard wouldn't finish the steak challenge) and as he stabbed Buzzards baked potato he asked "you gonna eat that bro?" and took it without waiting for an answer.
Buffets fear this guy.......
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guest 77721
You been here for four hour .... YOU GO NOW.....
