you know U are a real grower when:

[Bababooey]

When you can't walk into a room without thinking how many ounces you could pull from that space.

 

[Stoner4Life]

you know U are a real grower when:

this is the only book that can hold your interest.


DJ Shorts book is great, anyone interested in breeding great seeds/cannabis should pick this one up.

 

[facelift]

When you realize you haven't had to pay for weed in years.

On a similar note, You know you're a pot head when you get busted twice in the same night for smoking pot.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080118...ot_arrest_2;_ylt=AvujnOtwLhjbegsC9qQjoocE1vAI

 

[TRANKILOMAN]

When you cant go on Holidays cause youre afraid to leave your Girls at home alone !

 

[stoned78]

When it looks like the second coming of jesus from your closet.

Yes that one was really good


When people walking past your house keeps looking up in the air because they think an alien abduction definitely must be taking place



Or

When your are admired for your christmaslighting but you didn't put up any

 

[Guest]

When youve just spent 15 mins reading this thread laughing to yourself at how many other people there are like YOU

 

[stoned78]

-U use reflective plastic as shower curtain

-U use a flowerpot as garbagecan i the bathroom

-U can use empty flowerpots as armlean on your toilet

-U haven't got a dryer in your bathroom but a dryrack

-U'r nail and hair scissors looks like u are a seroiusly dirty person

-U buy shampoo by the gallon, because u know it's cheaper

-U have no problem mistakin' the fertaliza for shampoo

-U have a serious grodan supply placed next to your supply of toilet paper

-U'r shampoo shelve is made of a flowerpot

-U'r bathroom sink has a permanent waterhose adapter on

-U use a gardenhose and gardenhose-head as showerhead

-U'r gardenhose head has more features than your showerhead

-U have a hydropellet problem on your bathroom floor

-U are used to wipe your feet before u exit the bathroom

 

[Floro Joe]

Dude,are you in the bathroom?

 

[stoned78]

U mean growin' in the bathroom?....nope
But my girlfriend keeps commenting how it looks out there

 

[-ShutterBug-]

When you drive down the street looking at the trees thinking that they are giant gonja plants

 

[British_Bulldog]

- You extend monitoring the temp of your growroom to monitoring the temp of your living room, lol

- You're an expert in inventing credible stories to protect your grow

- You get stiff fingers every time you harvest from all the trimming

- You get an overwhelming feeling of satisfaction from growing and smoking your own

 

[hunt4genetics]

When you are about to hit on two young ladies seated at the bar,
and your wing man ask you, "which one do you want,"
and you respond,
"I'll take the blonde phenotype."

 

[socioecologist]

the binoculars by your door are for whirly-birds

you see resinous colas when closing your eyes

your thumb is permanently numb from trimming

you write a letter to the Ball company requesting 24 inch tall jars

you see a street light and wonder how big a constantly vegged plant could actually get

you realize Jason King is full of shit

you carry a tape measure to the garden store

vacations are planned around harvest cycles

you turn down "elite" cuts because you have too many already

there's always a bag of potting soil in your trunk

you correct people who think that growing is lucrative...and have an itemized spreadsheet to prove it....in your head

you can estimate the real weight and value of the latest police bust

the plants get high quality organic nutrients, but you only eat corn dogs

you rationalize high electricity bills to your S.O. by saying "But just think of how much we're saving on our heat bill"

your beer brewing gear is only used to make CO2

you buy a new garage door opener...to light-dep in the backyard

you think in amps instead of watts

you're posting to IC at 1am....(it's between light cycles)

 

[Don Dump]

you only smoke weed in order to build up an ash bed to smoke hash on

 

[VictoryGardener]

When you see every HID street lamp as a potential pot farm :wink:

When you have a holster for your spray bottle when you go into the garden. And a secret mini holster on your ankle under your pant leg should any surprises occur

ROFL.... Amen to that!

You know you are a real grower when there is a trail of spilled potting soil on your carpet

 

[Luther Budbank]

Somebody asks you if you want to buy some weed and you say,
"I don't buy that stuff!"

 

[BonsaiBud]

when you wonder how you can make your homegrown look like shit so that you can smoke it with other potheads and they won't get suspicious

 

[wafflehouselove]

When a bitch turn bisexual and the first thing on your mind is to toss the bitch.

 

[mrwags]

When the folks at the Quickie Mart call ya the Grill King for using so much propane.

When you go to a friends house and see his dieing house plants and ask if they have any Epsom salt.


When every small building you see is a potential Tree Room.

Mr.Wags

 

[YwouldntI]

when you keep saying theres room for 1 more and now you cant walk in there.
when you can eye out a 1/4 oz
when the peeps at ic mag are the only people that have ever seen ur grow room