you know U are a real grower when:

[bigganjabud]

When you leave the house, get all the way to the shop and the guy behind the counter says "nice glasses"

And points at the grow room goggles that are resting on the top of my head!!!

Oooooops

 

[sackoweed]

When you put a mj leaf sticker on the window of your ufo

 

[bigganjabud]

When youve just had an argument over flushing on someones thread

 

[sackoweed]

To each their own. Early on when I worried about ph, I ruined/killed SO many plants. So I stopped and BAM killer non burned, sick plants and killer sticky nuggies. Do your thang find what works for YOU. Just sayin

sackO

 

[stoned-trout]

I like a ph balanced coochie...yeehaw..I am no longer a real grower..got like 7 plants ..

 

[hayday]

^If you have them in a shopping cart again , you for real^

 

[Gramse]

When people say your weed is too strong

 

[bigganjabud]

When your debating a move to a bigger house so you can expand

 

[Rolling Stoner]

When you buy a huge house/property to expand and your county starts talking about banning outdoor and you have already sunk a ton on the move, labor, equipment, etc...

 

[sackoweed]

When your can of chew is filled with your favorite soil mix

 

[St. Phatty]

you know U are a real grower when ...

You go to a conference about Permaculture and Organic Gardening ...

and there is a seminar about the historical use of Nightsoil in farming,

and the Gardeners presenting show how they formulated a Bloom version of Nightsoil Compost, by modifying their diet to include more fruits and nuts and other foods that boosted the P and the K in their poop

and you find yourself thinking, before you get a chance to smell it,

"That's really not so gross."

 

[who dat is]

you know U are a real grower when ...

You go to a conference about Permaculture and Organic Gardening ...

and there is a seminar about the historical use of Nightsoil in farming,

and the Gardeners presenting show how they formulated a Bloom version of Nightsoil Compost, by modifying their diet to include more fruits and nuts and other foods that boosted the P and the K in their poop

and you find yourself thinking, before you get a chance to smell it,

"That's really not so gross."

Oh shit, that's next level right there.

 

[bigganjabud]

Ctfu

 

[Weird]

when you find some old green air product packaging with zappa's picture still on the box

430 agro anyone?

 

[stoned-trout]

you know U are a real grower when ...

You go to a conference about Permaculture and Organic Gardening ...

and there is a seminar about the historical use of Nightsoil in farming,

and the Gardeners presenting show how they formulated a Bloom version of Nightsoil Compost, by modifying their diet to include more fruits and nuts and other foods that boosted the P and the K in their poop

and you find yourself thinking, before you get a chance to smell it,

"That's really not so gross."

I was/am attempting to do the same thing with worms..yeehaw.. I will be a real grower again soon as the new electric line is run..

 

[Croptober]

You open a pantry and have boxes on boxes of nute samples...

 

[trichrider]

when you just HAVE to post in this thread...

 

[St. Phatty]

you know U are a real grower when ...

Your bathtub FAILS (actually it happened when I got that spider bite, wore the same shirt for 5 days & did not bathe, realized that my shirt smelled like the large animal house at the zoo ... so I hung it from the chicken coop for the local fox to smell ... maybe he'll think it's being guarded by an elephant ... OOPS ... that might be one for the Stoned Thinking thread ... ANYWAY ==>

Your bathtub FAILS - and you think of it as a problem, not an asset, because it still DRAINS ... and it's easy to mount reflective material, and there's an exhaust fan (THANK GOD) ... because you know you might run out of sunlight on the outdoor grow, around October 1 ... and that plus concern about a possible grow-rip inspire you to move 4 potted plants INDOORS, into the problem bathtub - DOUBLE Yeehaw !!!

And then you remember that you have a second bathtub, and a second shower, anyway

 

[GuerrillaRed]

When you no longer fear the BORG, those motherfuckers fear you.

You compare the Growers conferences you've been to by their offerings of ice cream and chocolate.

When you've had to make a grow disappear quickly because of a landlord issue.

When you're skeptical that a legal 99 plant count will be enough.

 

[sackoweed]

When you watch midget porn and mouth the words of the pizza delivery guy.

Wait HUH?