you know U are a real grower when:

[o.gkushowns]

-When you have family freinds enter the house through the back window cuz you've got a pile of plants to trim on the kitchen table. (You tell them your fumigating the kitchen).

-When you start collecting newspapers a week before you harvest so you have something to trim on.

-When you have to be home at X:am and Xm everyday because you don't trust your timers.

-Whenever you see a big room you start planning how to set it up into a grow in your head.

-When you only smoke your homegrown (with the exception of amsterdam treats and clubs if you live in Cali)

 

[stoned78]

- You value the date 4:20 higher than 12:24 or your Birthday...(or the only u remember)

- You have never had a plant that didn't turn into shit

 

[twiztidbudsmoke]

when you have to dedicate a whole day to "trimming"

 

[Natural]

When it looks like the second coming of jesus from your closet.

 

[cabanetforester]

-When you check the seedbay auctions daily, before you check your stocks.

 

[Trichome Toker]

When you bury gold bricks in the woods, committing the GPS co-ordinates to memory.

When you ask about your grow in codes over the phone from the county jail.

When you have to get pissed drunk every night to deal with the paranoia.

When you have no choice but to grow herb.

When you set aside a percentage of your money for more HID lights.

When you haggle with the hydro shop owner on wholesale deals.

When you bribe relatives and friends to use portions of their house to grow in.

When you electric bill costs more than your rent.

When you stop complaining about your electric bill and water bill.

When you don't feel right if you don't have a crop going.

When you are a member of no less than a dozen herb growing discussion forums.

When your posts on a drug forum are quoted on Television (not making this up PM me for details I can prove it).

 

[NiteTiger]

When traffic helicopters give you heart palpitations.

Your son tells his teacher 'Daddy builds light sabers' because he saw you test firing a new 1kw ballst.

You could build a grow for under $150 from WalMart.

Your garbage can has its own surveillance camera.

Someone runs over a skunk near your house and you wonder if your scrubber failed.

You have a vacuum sealer that's never seen food.

You know every car on your block, who owns it, and their daily schedule.

You have so many safe addys that you sometimes forget which one your expecting a package at.

You've ever paid a cracky to buy a prepaid credit card for you.

You can diagnose a nitrogen deficiency at 50 paces but your lawn looks like a baseball infield.

You've ever priced out 75kw generators, and cost of operation for 24 hour use.

You hear 'flip-flop' and you don't think of sandals.

You know how to make paper from raw stalks.

When you're not stoned, people ask you what's wrong.

You know how to boost wireless camera transmissions to 500 yards.

You've ever laughed out loud at some else's pot.

You have more 5 gallon buckets than a paint store.

You buy aluminum duct tape by the box.

When everyone is a cop.

Your stash closet has more selection than your buddies wine cellar.

You buy more CO2 than your local fast food restaurant.

The owner of your local hydro shop just sent his kid to Harvard, and didn't need any financial aid.

You have an industrial electro magnet in your PC case that's wired to your grow room alarm.

Your grow room has an alarm, but your house doesn't.

Your wife has ever had to ask you if the brownies you made are safe for the kids.

'Checking on your babies' has nothing to do with children.

 

[pieceofmyheart]

When most of the people you talk to are on a internet grower's site......

These are very good.....funny thread, and btw...yes to everyone of them!!! lol

 

[Allusive]

- When you're able to sleep next to the 747 roar of your growroom / growcab.

 

[darrinjefferson]

when you go to the store and everytime check out the deals and variety of the cfls.

when the love of your life is your "ladies".

 

[Guest]

- When you're able to sleep next to the 747 roar of your growroom / growcab.

when you cant sleep without it......


i moved to a three bedroom house and actually have my OWN bedroom .....couldnt sleep without the roar for like three weeks

 

[The Uncola]

- When watching a sunset, you are calculating the exact Kelvin Temp.

 

[Babbabud]

You know your a real grower when you spend your time reading in the Growers Forum not the TokersDen

 

[pieceofmyheart]

You are for sure a real grower Babba....but yet here you are hanging wit da lowlifes hahahahaha j/k

 

[baccas125]

We have a grower Forum???

 

[Guest]

-When you have a 1/2 lb of trim in the freezer but no food.

-When you walk your friends to the bathroom so they dont take a "wrong turn".

-When the hydro employee asks you if youd like them to add that to your tab.

 

[Babbabud]

You are for sure a real grower Babba....but yet here you are hanging wit da lowlifes hahahahaha j/k

Hehe I say the above tongue in cheek.... but to be sure i would never call anyone here a lowlife Much love to you all

 

[_angst_]

For the love of god, keep this thread going!

 

[Mr. Nevermind]

when you stop weighing pot out and just label the strain name and throw it in a jar


when someone asks you how much you have and instead of telling a weight you say " i got bout 12 jars full"


when its 26 degrees outside and your are at a garden center trying to find soil that isnt frozen


also when its 26 degrees outside and you are lugging frozen bags of soil to your place


when you have random buds sitting around your place in places you didnt think you dropped any


when at a grocery store and asked " paper or plastic " and you choose paper even though they are hard to carry so you can use the paper bags for drying


When you carry an all in one tool with you at all times, those fuckers are handy!!


when its 3:30 in the afternoon and all your friends are at work and you are home high and happy!!






Nevermind

 

[Guest]

when you have medical supplies all around your house but don't use drugs (prescription or other)
ie; syringes, eye droppers, latex gloves, dust masks.

when you get the dinner time call from your spouse while your working on the grow. by the time you get to the dinner table, its all ready ice cold!

when you masturbate to bud porn!

when the warmth of the grow room always give you the chills when you first enter it.

when little nugs are all over the house!

when you have many diff strains around the house, but can tell what strain it is just by looking at a sample!

when you have to plan vacations around your current grow schedules.

when YOU have the best bud around!

And, this is my best one, your wife doesn't give you any crap for what you do!
i love you hunny!