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Worst bud you've ever smoked?
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Cork...maybe bud rot if it smelled grassy before burning
Farm Hero
Member
back in the day purchased a compressed unit of schwag, only to crack it open and have pure seed spill out from the center.
Grew up on a farm and smoked the locally growing hemp, get that almost high feeling, plus sometimes the headache. No real high but looked great and stank of skunk.
Grew out some shiva shanti seeds one time, buds dense, looked great, super long pistils... had absoultely no crystals and zero buzz... had never seen a bud look so nice with zero buzz.
To the person that had great bud and after finding it 2 years later it was no good for smoking... I bet the buds fully decarbed over time and woulda rocked ya had you eaten one.
I smoked some panama red my aunt grew from bagseed in the late 60s... the bud was 30 years-old when we found it in her attic along with old copies of High Times. I did get a buzz from smoking the 30 year old bud, thinking maybe I should have eaten some as well.
Grew up on a farm and smoked the locally growing hemp, get that almost high feeling, plus sometimes the headache. No real high but looked great and stank of skunk.
Grew out some shiva shanti seeds one time, buds dense, looked great, super long pistils... had absoultely no crystals and zero buzz... had never seen a bud look so nice with zero buzz.
To the person that had great bud and after finding it 2 years later it was no good for smoking... I bet the buds fully decarbed over time and woulda rocked ya had you eaten one.
I smoked some panama red my aunt grew from bagseed in the late 60s... the bud was 30 years-old when we found it in her attic along with old copies of High Times. I did get a buzz from smoking the 30 year old bud, thinking maybe I should have eaten some as well.
Green Squall
Well-known member
Canadian Beasters from early-mid 2000's. Usually harvested at 7 weeks, trichomes shaken off, smells like hay and packaged wet. An 8th looked like a gram.
I've smoked brick weed that had a better effect than that crap. Did I mention why I started growing my own?
I've smoked brick weed that had a better effect than that crap. Did I mention why I started growing my own?
Had a guy stay with some buddies of mine back in college, he had driven threw Nebraska and filled several trash bags with the same stuff you speak of. He left my buddies with a few pounds. You could smoke it all night and all you would get was a sore throat. Pretty sure it was weedy hemp.
This one's so easy,if anyone else has ever bothered.A friend of mine from Northern Va. discovered multitudes of 10-20 ft plants growing along the freeways,cities suburbs,anywhere you looked in Kansas Nebraska and Missouri.None of us really believed it until a brave soul took a stroll and brought back pics.That basically started the "loveboat" craze in inner city D.C which was PCP {phencyclidine} sprayed on marijuana.Up until then it was sprayed on parsley and called green.Suffice it to say we couldn't sell enough hundred dollar pounds to the brothers that were used to paying so much more.Good PCP can be sprayed on a bootstrap and smoked it doesn't matter lol but it made us white kids some money!Every year we would buy a car with the biggest trunk we could find to stuff choc. fulla buds buds buds.Its hemp the absolute worst erb imaginable,not even possible to get high on I don't think.Served us kids well though lol!
Well Jelly it was more of a story on the subject matter than it was a brag,but I'll keep in mind not to say harmful phrases like "the brothers"if I think you're around haha.Yea I've done some fucked things in my life,this just isn't one of them.An unbelievable sight those plants are though,we found 15 and even 17 bladed fan leaves on them.Like a palmetto
FUCK YOU
Haha Jelly you're way to serious man.Of course it's nothing to fuck you to a person across the huge interweb,me being a hippy type wouldn't think of wanting to ring your neck in real life,but there are many who would unfortunately.They are too serious also lol.But you're safe Jelly with your righteous indignation an electronic protection.Why do I even type..
One of the strangest bags of weed I smoked out of looked like large, about a third of an inch round rabbit turd looking weed. The little round shapes were fairly uniform and looked dark brownish green with orange hairs speckled here and there. In that same bag were about half an eggs worth of eggshells broken up pretty fine but still identifiable. No stems in the entire ounce or seeds. Had good flavor and much better than average buzz. Early eighties weed. Never saw it again.
Thinking about it now it could have been someone's stash eaten by a rabbit and later sold to my friend.
As far as nasty, no buzz weed I basically have a three way tie.
I picked a shoebox full of hemp at 16 in Iowa, dried and tried it, disgusting headache weed. Drove eight hours with my Dad home while the weed was green, he was asking about the smell the whole way. I didn't have a good answer for that.
Grew ruderalis in the eighties because of the fast finish, looked fire. Total blank as far as a buzz, didn't taste good either. Jackoff neighbor ripped most of it because it was outdoor, glad it sucked for him.
Had a friend who moved lots of brown weight and from time to time he would get garbage bags of diesel contaminated weed and eventually bury or toss it because it was unsellable. I think some was a bit better or uncontaminated, but never saw it.
Tried that like an idiot, thought I found a less contaminated chunk, but there was no getting past that smell/taste. Those trash bags were just calling out to me though, I was poor and young I guess.
Thinking about it now it could have been someone's stash eaten by a rabbit and later sold to my friend.
As far as nasty, no buzz weed I basically have a three way tie.
I picked a shoebox full of hemp at 16 in Iowa, dried and tried it, disgusting headache weed. Drove eight hours with my Dad home while the weed was green, he was asking about the smell the whole way. I didn't have a good answer for that.
Grew ruderalis in the eighties because of the fast finish, looked fire. Total blank as far as a buzz, didn't taste good either. Jackoff neighbor ripped most of it because it was outdoor, glad it sucked for him.
Had a friend who moved lots of brown weight and from time to time he would get garbage bags of diesel contaminated weed and eventually bury or toss it because it was unsellable. I think some was a bit better or uncontaminated, but never saw it.
Tried that like an idiot, thought I found a less contaminated chunk, but there was no getting past that smell/taste. Those trash bags were just calling out to me though, I was poor and young I guess.
Emperortaima
Namekian resident/farmer
Synthetic grown imo
Drewsif
Member
I bought a lb of "Lemon Kush" from a hustler in LA once, who had always done me ok. The shit was absolutely soaked in what i believe to be Botanicare Sweet Citrus, to the point that it dripped black oooze into my vape and utterly ruined it.
Me n my only homie who vaped couldn't figure out what it was. Fucking nasty, we knew that much. No one else seemed to notice so much. One guy said "Well it ain't that weed the ladies like but it got me pretty high"
Years later, I moved to Az, and my first strain I got from a dispensary was "Tangerine Power".. Wanna guess what it tasted like? Sweet Citrus purposely flushed into the plant at harvest, with all its fine magical scientific terpene boosting ingredients. The shit is nothing but glorified Brix+ and its all over Az and Socal.
Since then I've ran into the Sweet grape, GH Blueberry, some banana flavored nonsense, oh and anything grown with PBR taste like plastic flowers every time. I can even smell Sweet Raw now, and it taste like plastic shit. The junks everywhere, weed standards are completely different down here in Az. More recently its been bud with essential oils poured in the res, no joke. There's some faggot on youtube with a pay-to-view tutorial, now all the hydro punks are doing this shit it seems. Are these type of growers even human?
Me n my only homie who vaped couldn't figure out what it was. Fucking nasty, we knew that much. No one else seemed to notice so much. One guy said "Well it ain't that weed the ladies like but it got me pretty high"
Years later, I moved to Az, and my first strain I got from a dispensary was "Tangerine Power".. Wanna guess what it tasted like? Sweet Citrus purposely flushed into the plant at harvest, with all its fine magical scientific terpene boosting ingredients. The shit is nothing but glorified Brix+ and its all over Az and Socal.
Since then I've ran into the Sweet grape, GH Blueberry, some banana flavored nonsense, oh and anything grown with PBR taste like plastic flowers every time. I can even smell Sweet Raw now, and it taste like plastic shit. The junks everywhere, weed standards are completely different down here in Az. More recently its been bud with essential oils poured in the res, no joke. There's some faggot on youtube with a pay-to-view tutorial, now all the hydro punks are doing this shit it seems. Are these type of growers even human?
Drewsif
Member
That reminds me of a PNW grower I knew looking for the bacon pheno. He found it. But I called it surf dick. Like eating concentrated pig fat.. I couldn't think of anything but a cheesy beach taint every drag i took. Some hogs breath cross. Got rid of it all in variety packs and never asked anyone what they thought about the 'surf dick'. The other pheno he pulled was the frostiest bud Ive ever seen but tasted like a stick of cold butter.
Worst bud I NEVER smoked.......
Worst bud I NEVER smoked.......
It was at least 15-20 years ago and I can't remember where or with whom. someone produced a bud, it was dark and very very dense, w/o any visual characteristics of any bud I'd seen before.
somewhere in this world is the lightest, fluffiest bud; transversely there must be the most dense bud, I left my mind & options open.
When the bud was busted open for loading a bowl it smelled like shit, I took it in my hand and when I sniffed hard on it I'd swear it was a quasi-petrified dinosaur turd.
The bowl was lit, and I fuckin' split
so wretched, I don't know what a burning turd smells like but this just hadda be close.
Worst bud I NEVER smoked.......
It was at least 15-20 years ago and I can't remember where or with whom. someone produced a bud, it was dark and very very dense, w/o any visual characteristics of any bud I'd seen before.
somewhere in this world is the lightest, fluffiest bud; transversely there must be the most dense bud, I left my mind & options open.
When the bud was busted open for loading a bowl it smelled like shit, I took it in my hand and when I sniffed hard on it I'd swear it was a quasi-petrified dinosaur turd.
The bowl was lit, and I fuckin' split
so wretched, I don't know what a burning turd smells like but this just hadda be close.
Here's an Iranian dude (80 yrs old), he hasn't bathed in over 60 years; and he smokes animal dung in his pipe, and according to an article it says "He receives shipments daily." The thought of having to take a bath infuriates him. But he enjoys smoking real cigs, 5 at a time.......
