Winter Beards and their deaths...

[the_red_bull]

I grew a bushy ass Tom Selleck mustache but I aint shaving that thing. It's a testament to Magnum PI, and regardless of what you hear women like a nice mustache ride. I do however shave well south of the border

My facial hair is like a mangy dog. Hair grows in nasty looking patches. I have to shave regularly...

I always wanted a ZZ Top beard to go with my cheap sunglasses

I used to have that problem, but if you let it go for awhile the patches do fill in. But you will look like a mangy dog for about six months.

 

[-StashBastard-]

I have been working on my ZZ top for 7 years...No way i'm shaving till I get a Gillette commercial.

 

[ArcticBlast]

i shave my winter beard about once a month lol

ArcticBlast

 

[Hydro-Soil]

Yeah......I let the facial topiary grow wildly like a weed for sometime occasionally......they I get the Mach 3 out and hack thru it.....

Save yourself the trouble of "Hacking" through your beard and pick up a good ole "Safety Razor".... just like spies used to hide microfiche in the handles of.

Even if you don't take the time to use it well enough for a really close shave (they take a bit of practice)... it's awesome for just carving through a thick beard like butter. I won't shave my pubes with any other razor anymore either.

Stay Safe!


Edit: Forgot to mention... 100 blades for these razors cost about $20. Modern razors are garbage and clog waaaaay to quickly for the money you pay. LOL

 

[rasputin]

Frank, I can relate to the facial hair as chalkboard. Been rocking the 'winter' beard for about 3 years now.
Shaved it off maybe 2-3 times, only because of a slip of the hand during a trim. The jaw bone line-up usually gets me. But I tend to leave it be, gets thick and full, then I trim it back down to clean it up a little.

 

[ArcticBlast]

you cant be rasputin without the beard bro!

ArcticBlast

 

[rasputin]

lol true Arctic. The long hair helps too but I'm much better looking than that other rasputin!

Me & a couple of the homies, I trimmed it up a little for the occasion.

 

[wreck]

I'm in my twenties, and have about another 20-30 years before I'll be able to grow anything resembling a beard.

 

[unthing]

I'd love sideburns, but seems like that my genetics don't allow it.

 

[Meaty]

Nothing beats side burns

**No, that's not me

 

[unthing]

Maybe I could go to hormone therapy. If those transgender people can grow pretty respectacle beards with testosterone shots, why couldn't I? (not to diss them and their treatmens, but I quess that way it could be possible to increase facial hair to some extension, don't know is it geno- or phenotype thing. Hormones allow you to certain point?)

Btw, about the pic, are those things nosehairs or mustache?

 

[ArcticBlast]

all you have to do is go to a job or school that requires you to shave everyday...and then stop i guarantee you that you'll grow a beard bro, guarantee it!

here's a pic from google, this guy is apparently the beard champion lol

lol @ rasputin and his posse
ArcticBlast

 

[theHIGHlander]

WTF how did ya get a pic of me hahahahha....am rocking a beard,,,it aint coming off for a good few week yet....ive went big hair (moptop hahah) and the big fuck off beard...man you can scare people

keep it green
highlander

 

[-StashBastard-]

all you have to do is go to a job or school that requires you to shave everyday...and then stop i guarantee you that you'll grow a beard bro, guarantee it!

here's a pic from google, this guy is apparently the beard champion lol

lol @ rasputin and his posse
ArcticBlast

Fuck yeah! Jack Passion!

I am a member of Team Beard USA and hope to be ready to compete in a few more years!

 

[johnipedestran]

frank i used to rock a heavy beard.....long hair, thick beard, fucking hippie. no faking that

now i keep it high and tight.

all i need is to throw on a good suit and you could see me up there with the boys from goldman

peace
jip

 

[Medium Pimpin']

BUMP!
hairy faces unite!

 

[Prof Sublime]

I always grow a winter beard normally starting in Nov. Its too cold still to cut it off yet, not until maybe April.

 

[BOSCO]

I always grow a winter beard normally starting in Nov. Its too cold still to cut it off yet, not until maybe April.

I've gotten to like my winter wookie face so much I'm keeping it for good.
No more paim in the ass shaving or spending 10 euro on a 5 pack of razor blades that only last a week

 

[Stoner4Life]

can't wait for my spring shave, makes me look & feel young again. until then I'll keep the perma~scarf in place.......

 

[BrainSellz]

a useless fact about a beard....before firefighters had tanks and what not thery were required to have a beard back in the day, they would dip them in water and put them into there mouths to use as a filter to help breath....