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why do U.S. politicians not have facial hair?

muddy waters

Active member
The American societal IQ has gotten low enough that the people can be fooled by any jackass with a clean shave and a blue suit. You just can't be a dishonest corrupt asshole if you're clean-shaven and wearing a suit--everyone knows that!

Beards are for communists and villains. Everyone knows that!
 

med_breeder

Active member
on a non political note but still beard related
while en route to last week's Earth bonanza
Metallica's front man James Hetfield was detained at Londan's Lutan airport because of his threat level raising beard.
there's a story about at the Yahoo home page news section.

when they came for the lamb chopped man...
when they came for the side burned man...
when they came for the fu-man chued...

peace
 

robobond

Future Psychopharmacologist
actually beards just slowly grew out of style with the invention of the gilette desposible razor.
 
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