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Gypsy Nirvana

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.......when the pain of living gets intolerable........up the pain meds till you can just about cope and find a quiet beach and a warm, calm sea to swim out in towards the setting sun........and be done.
 

vince514

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I'll go in a blazing Glory if God Permits :hotbounce :hotbounce .............. who knows maybe i'll have a heart attack while taking a shit...Ya just Don't know :confused: :confused: life is precious don't let is slip between your roach clips!!!!!! :deadhorse :beat-dead
 

Wayzer

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i start every morning off with this question... i imagine a sweet drowning, or the poetic drop from a 30 story building, maybe a glorious stabbing or maybe, just maybe, a bus will swoop me off my feet!!!! oh the possibilities... IT`S WHAT KEEPS ME ALIVE
 

farmerlion

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TERMINAL JUSTICE!!!

TERMINAL JUSTICE!!!

ONE SIN WILL SEPERATE YOU FROM THE GLORY OF GOD. [FACT] MY SINS ARE FORGIVEN. THAT BEING SAID, TERMINAL JUSTICE IS SETTING SHIT RIGHT ON YOUR WAY OUT THE DOOR. IF YOU HAVE CANCER OR SOME OTHER INCUREABLE AILMENT. TAKE SOME MOTHER----ER OUT WITH YOU THAT DESPERATELY DESERVES IT. THIS COUNTRY HUNTS DOWN AND ATTACKS MEN LIKE GORDON KAHL. LITTLE TRUTH HAS BEEN TOLD ABOUT HIS LIFE AND MURDER BY THE U.S. GOVT. BIN LADEN HAD ONE THING RIGHT. YOU CAN GET ONE HELL OF A POINT ACCROSS IF YOUR NOT WORRIED ABOUT YOUR OWN WELL BEING. IF AT THE END OF EVERY POLITICIANS TERM. WE TOOK A VOTE IF THEY HAD DONE AN ACCEPTABLE JOB OR NOT, AND THEY WOULD GET A PRISON SENTACE FOR FAILURE. I BET THEY WOULD DO A LOT BETTER JOB. :rant:
 

farmerlion

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ONE HOUR LATER

ONE HOUR LATER

I COULD HAVE DELETED MY LAST POST, I CHOSE TO LEAVE IT. I WAS A POOR EXAMPLE OF FORGIVENESS. DO NOT REPAY EVIL WITH EVIL.... TWO WRONG'S DON'T MAKE IT RIGHT....I WOULD RATHER GIVE MY LIFE SAVING A LIFE THAN TAKING ONE ON MY WAY OUT. IT SURE IS TEMPTING TO SAY THIS IS THE F...ING YOU GET FOR THE F...ING I GOT!!!! :wave:
 
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Chamba

I have a theory....just about every suicide jumper regrets their decision to jump about halfway down.............

I read last year about a guy Taiwan jumped off a 20+ storey building and landed back first on the roof of a car......I saw him on TV, he was awake,moving his arms and legs and trying to get up when the ambulance arrived..he lived ...lol..man you should of seen the car's roof..it was just like it is in the movies..I never did find out just how many bones he broke..the poor bastard is probably in wheelchair now

talking about suicide....Chinese resort to it alot more frequently than in the West it seems....seriously, when i was there , some days it was raining people ..lol

I actually heard a jumper jump once there....it was a few apartments from me....I heard the guy's father yell out "no!!!!don't jump...!" and then a loud thud..then the father cried out howling in grief

I read in the paper next day that the father said his son slipped ..it was written down as a accident (to save face of course..and probably for the insurrance money as well)...apparently this is quite common there (suicide and lying about it... even so North Asia has one the highest number of suicides..suicide is almost acceptable as way out if you have financial difficulties..more often than not the depressed father kills his kids and wife then himself...this happens weekly at least..i.s.y.n.

when someone suicides, the locals say " well...he was having financial difficulties.." not "he must of been insane or severely depressed"

there's some strange laws in the World..in Taiwan for instance if a father dies with a debt, then his children are responsible for debt...some kids were born owing millions!..they recently changed the law so the kids have six months after the dad dies to legally "disown" him
 
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Chamba

... i imagine a sweet drowning,

you obviously haven't ever almost drowned...there's nothing sweet about it mate....I got in real life or death trouble once at a surf beach in Australia..swam out too far when conditions were treacherous (and I used to swim in the surf there most days) .....you get frightened, panic and struggle like a mo-fo.. ...or could it be that I wasn't ready to go just then ?

I was water skiing with mates on Eildon Weir in Australia once......it was late in day..everyone was skiied out tired but one guy wanted just one more run.....the water was cold as it was a mountain lake, he was also tired and a beginner....after a few goes trying to get up and falling down, he fell down again..he waved he was ok ...so we circled around to pick him up...he grabbed the side of the boat, we tried to pull him up but he was tired and a dead weight so we took off his bouyancy vest so it would be easier to lift him up on the boat..I turned around to stow the vest and I turned around and I saw him drifting straight down just like he was asleep....he must of been 3 feet down..there was no struggle, he looked like he was just so peacefully asleep...I half reached, half dived in and caught him by the hand .....by the time his head was above the surface he was semi awake ..the driver and I pulled him up and later refused to believe us that he was drifting away..gone.

that was the second time I saved that fucker's life..the first time was in a fight at a party we crashed when he decided to take on about 10 bad boys all by himmself....the fade away skiing was the second...I was best man at his shotgun wedding.....decades later we meet up again..the guy was a lush, a liar, a dickhead, embarrassed me infront of my friends all on the first night...this former best mate had no class..it got so bad I told him so and to just go way and don't come back....and I could see his brain thinking whether to throw that first punch...so I told what he was he was thinking, told him it was a bad idea and just turned around and walked away.
 
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Chamba

back to the subject at hand...

when my turn comes, I hope I don't see it coming.......I want a surprise

ideally, a massive heart attack while doing the wild thing with a couple of Miss World entrants...ha!
 
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EddieShoestring

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chamba-that is some seriously heavy shit you just hit us with-apart from the bit about doing Miss World :spank:

i don't really give a shit how i kick it-but having in the past looked after the elderly mentally infirm,(I personally am not into topping myself)-but if it looked like i was getting old and properly demented then it would be time to roll the MGB


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LilMan72003

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I have always toyed with the thought of getting injected with LSD on my deathbed.

Hopefully learn the meaning of life or have some similar revelation seconds before death.
 
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