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What's the most you had on you while in the presence of cops?

Tarkus

Mother Nature's Son
Veteran
I think jsut about everytime I have been stopped, someone has had something, but nothing ever happens really. Except once.
My 2 friends, my brother and I were driving around after we had smoked at a lake in a park. My bro, a friend named Matt and I smoked a couple bowls walking around a lake one night. We had been doing this often, since it was a pretty good winter that year. While our other friend nailed his girl in her car in the parking lot, the three of us got high as hell. We would walk up to the car, throw acorns, call em, all sorts of fun stuff. When they were done we decided to go for a little drive. The guy driving was the one that got some ass, nice too, and he wanted to get high. He found a spot behind a church that dead ended, not far enough from the road for me though, and proceeded to pack a bowl in his 2 day old pipe. He did this through the sun roof on the roof of his car. ABout 5 minutes later, whaddya know?? A cop pulls up. We had enough time to get in everything in the car and start it. The cops got oud and said, "Where do you think your going boy?"
We got out, they sat us down, took our ounce and my first bong (had it 4 months) and his pipe. They put the weed in their jackets and my bong under the front seat. I think they were gonna use it...They were about to let us go when another two cars pulled up! One left, one stayed and we got searched. The cop that searched me was the guy that just showed up, a real ass. He said my boots looked like his sister's and he searched my junk for about 3 minutes, my balls were sore afterwards. All we had were picket knives, got them back, because the first cops took the weed. The called our parents and we went home. Got in a little trouble.
This last weekend we had a confrontation with a cop with 2 ounces and a halfempty bottle of Jack. My girl and I were tripping balls and both had to deal with the cop. He asked me if I wanted to live to be 22. She said he was nice, but he did let us go. He didn't even talk to my drunk ass friend riding shotgun. He was the one rolling the joint.
 

ECUG

Member
Got pulled over for a tail light one time. Had a quarter lb split up for me and three other friends. I just played it cool and got off with a warning. I never travel with multiple bags anymore.
 
G

Guest

50 grams of hash (about 2 oz)...actually my friend was holding it. the cops stopped us in the middle of a snowstorm on some abonded road. I was tripping... I asked them why are you bothering us? Because the same cops stopped us earlier and checked our id's..

we all looked like busted butterflies

So they stopped us and I told my friends to get out of the car. Because if figured that if we stay inside they got the upperhand. I was drunk and high. So we all got out and before they got to the car I asked them the question and I guess they figured I was too much trouble or something..

They gave up and so we made our escape with our 50 grams :D

I still can't figure out why they didn't search us...

pussy-ass law-officers man

I'm kinda proud... talking down the coppers :cool:

but my friend lives in a rough neighbourhood... lot's of speedfreaks :chin:

maybe they were just afraid of getting the axe... literally

let us not rain on any parade

This what on our milkcartons in Finland... the special effects are just Fx man


Onnekas = Lucky

who knows... we might just get laid

with the lady of our dreams

happy cows man

peace
 
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EastCoast

Member
ok I got one... long time ago far far away...

taking a summer trip up to vermont in a shitty ole car w/ a bunch of chronic when a an old man 80+ pulls out infront of me and someone else... long story short my car is totalled I'm about an hour from my friends house.. and guess whos the only one to give me a ride. yup the cop who took care of the accident.. man I was sweating bullets in the first 10 minutes/ my backpack between my legs full. If he didn't smell the green.. he must a smelled the green backs in there.

but everythng went well and he drove swear at least 85-95 the whole way there.

The best was coming home... had to take a bus back.. man that was shadier than the cop ride for sure.

and since this is a hotel stories thread too... I worked in one for a year or two.. man you saw some serious shit. They had a ballroom function that was a chocolate lovers dinner or something.. all I know is an entire floor of a 400 room hotel had to be closed from chocolate, wine and puke covering the walls and carpet. They had to renovate.
 

EastCoast

Member
oh yeah.. one time pulled over on a back road.. puffing with two girls.. more weed and shrooms than you could shake a stick at... cop pulls up and starts grilling us individually

the second time the cop talks to me separtely ... hes mad because he knows somethings up and the girls didn't say anything.. so I came up with a little plan on top of my head... I looked over at the girls inthe car and looked back at the cop... and said in the most sarcastic voice I could..... sir what do THINK i'm doing out on this back road.. wink wink. he looked at the car with the two girls.. got a big grin on his face... and said have a great night.. but you can't park here.
 

Closet Funk

CeRtIfIeD OrGaNiC!
Veteran
I'd say about an oz is the most I've had around cops. In my state I like to carry no more then a half or so because anything under 30 grams is just a misdemenor (first offense). I won't carry no more then an oz on me and then it will be 28 grams.
 

2krazy

Member
i had an 4 dimes on me wen cop approached, scary man
i will never have that on me now. ill jus smoke it n not carry it.



u nasty for smokin ppl's leftover
hell knos wut they smokin.. cud b laced or weed dat came out from sum asshole
 
G

Guest

I've had a couple of quarters confiscated by the police, never even got charged, only one time weas I cautioned, other two times they just took it and told me to behave myself, but in the big city (UK) I was living in, they had a tolerance policy on pot due to the massive smack problem.

Had 25 grams seized by UK customs, but under 28g isn't an offence so they just took it and a photocopy of my passport was kept on file for 6 months.

In Egypt many years ago I was busted by two fat middle aged cops with about half a pound of first grade hash (I was there for 2 months so I bought in bulk! lol) Cost me my almost new 130 quid adidas trainers to bribe them, I have size 13 (14 US) feet and one of the coppers had really big feet and noticed my trainers, so I spent the rest of the day walking round in the copper's plastic sandals while some fat cop was strutting about like the cock of the walk in trainers that cost more then he probably earned in a month. They also took a piece of hash that the other one bit of my block, they guy then said papers? I looked confused as the other one had my passport and visa in his hand, but then he said Zig-zag? and I realised he wanted some cigarette papers, I gave him a couple of packs of small green rizla (never leave England without a load) and he was really chuffed, I bet he was showing off his imported British Rizlas for ages.

In Uganda a couple of years ago I was stupid enough to be riding a bicycle while smoking a joint and some bored police smelt it as I rode past and ran after me, they had guns so I didn't try and pedal away and just pulled over. They only wanted to extract a small payoff (these guys are so poor I actually don't mind these constant police payoffs, took a car ride 250 miles there and got stopped 6 times, just gave them a small payoff each time, which was all they wanted), they then proceeded to tell me to go see their cousin Avinash at his bar to get the best weed in town. I think I gave them 1500 of the local currency and I think it worked out at under a fiver in English money so who cares, they are all nice enough and I've never felt threatened in Uganda, but other places the police will take everything apart from your passport, had it happen in Honduras, they left me with 10 bucks and my passport, but luckily the bus ride to the British Embassy in Belize was less than that and on the way I met a load of British squadies off duty who had some amazing grass.
 

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Tom 'Green' Thumb
Veteran
I got pulled over by a cop a few years ago and had five pounds of smelly skunk on me. Fortunately I wrapped it up well with bounce sheets stuffed in each extra bag. He just warned me to wear my seat belt. After he left I realized how stupid I was for not wearing it and having that much dope on me. I usually wear it when transporting, but for some reason I forgot that day. I would hate to be on an episode of 'America's Dumbest Criminals' (or Canada's since i'm not from the USA).


British Hempire: Boy you have been around! I wish I could travel that much.

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Ncogneato

Member
It's amazing how good manners can save your ass when it comes to LEO. When I was 18, I delt a little on the side to suppliment my minimum wage income. Anyway, I was transporting a full pound of primo buds when I got pulled over. My old Toyota pickup was a piece of shit so they got me for no taglight. Also, I had no proof of insurance yet because the ins. company had not sent my card yet. Luckily, it was very cold outside and I had the weed stashed under the spare tire that was sitting in the bed of the truck. When I saw those lights,...my heart skipped a beat. I kept my cool and many "yes sir", "no sir" 's later he let me go with warning. All my buddies where listinging on a police scanner when I got pulled over. They were already trying to come up with bail money for me. LOL. I am glad that I have become more successful and self sufficient as so I don't have to worry about the stresses of dealing and transporting shit all over God's great earth anymore.
 

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Tom 'Green' Thumb
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We had a huge fat-ass staying there for months, and he was a slob like no other. Although, the pot he kept spilling on the floor every day made his room worth tending to Anyway, this particular moron used to get in the shower everyday---and shit in it. And he clogged the drain every day somehow. I don't know wtf he was eating, but he managed to clog the drain with shit every damn day. I told the manager/owner every time, and he always ended up being the one plunging the drain clear It was pretty fucking gross, though, he'd take as hot a shower as possible, shit, clog the drain, and leave it, so that ENTIRE ROOM was both warm, and STUNK LIKE SHIT, EVERY FUCKING DAY.

There was a period when we had nothing but Hispanic construction workers staying there for a couple of months, and some god damn Hispanic asshole got the bright idea to take a massive shit in the water tank on the back of the toilet.....I noticed the water was brown, so I cleaned the toilet real good---or so I thought. I flushed it, and this brown, rank ass water filled the bowl back up. I thought, "Oh god, don't tell me someone shit in the tank....." Took off the top, and yup, sure enough, one of those motherfuckers shit in the tank, AND stuffed the wash cloths in there. On went the long chem gloves, out came the wash cloths. In went bleach, stirred the water, flush--repeat all 3 numerous times. Took me a good long while to clean that tank out...Told the manager about that, and his eyes bugged out, and out of his mouth came his most common phrase, "What the hell is wrong with people?!?!"
He used that incident to not let the construction company rent the rooms any longer.....

Nikijad4210: That's the funniest stories I have heard in a long time! Shitting in the tub, what kind of sick f@u+ks do we have in this world! Thanks for the story! lol!!!

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budweiserandbud

New member
One time I had an OZ in my car and locked my keys inside at local grocery, I was trying to get the door open any way possibly when a piggy pulled beside me and asked what was wrong. I told him locked myself out and he was nice enough to open my door for free! I think thats the only nice cop Ive ever met.
 
about 20 yrs ago.i was taking my cousin home.and whent inside to say hi and his soon to be step grandfather was there. he said to us that he had something for us to do if we wanted.( they all knew we smoked) and them he proseded to tell us he had a garden outside of his proporty.that was ready to be harvested.but he was sure it was bein watched.he told us that if we wanted to go out and get what we could he would give us half.we were just 16 and figured it would b a buzz anyway.needless to say the next night about 3am we grab some hatchets and my moms ford escort and we where off.we got out there and oh shit there were plants that a 16 yrs old kid couldnt imagine....we had made 2 trips from there to another freinds house(about 15 miles away) with the trunk/hatchback full of about 10 to 15 beutiful plants and on the third and last trip we where on the way back thinking we were kings and then the lights.. at 16 with a trunk full of the best buds we thought that was it.. the cop came up to the car and said"what the hell r u boys doing" let me c your ids he got the ids and then said to my cousin arnt u porky boy? he said yes do you have to tell my dad im out this late? the cop said i wont if u boys go staight home..and away we went home to the freinds house to 46 fully grow outdoor 10ft plant.come to find out yrs later the cop ended up calling my uncle .the cop was someone who had worked with me uncle and had just stated being a cop good thing i guess he hadent learned the smell of the erb.. anyway needles to say i have to say that was 1 hell of a lucky day
 

motaco

Old School Cottonmouth
Veteran
this story is from a while back. I used to be a manager of this business and I used to sell weed out of there right.

well one night I'm out front of the business diggin in my car. I forget how much weed it was 4-8 ounces or something like that, but they are in 7 and 14 gram sacks so it looks like alot of weed. I'm putting them in a different bag to bring inside.

the parking lot is empty but is shared with 3 other business, a bank, a restraunt, and one or two other things. well the restraunt is always loaded with cops but we don't give a shit because they go there to eat not doing drug stings on us.

so I'm just going about my business as usual and with a sack in hand I get a tap on the shoulder. I figure its one of my employees (who know whats up) so I just finish put the bag in and I turn around to see a fucking huge police officer. At this point I think I'm just fucked so I'm just standing there while he asks me questions.

turns out some little girl got abducted in the parking lot like 20 minutes earlier and he was just askin me to keep an eye out. he never even saw what I was doing because I was leaning over the seat and was blocking his view of what I was doing.

But I was probably standing there bagging shit up for a while before he even tapped me.
 

fredster420

Member
One of many stories ...from a long ago time

I was carrying 10,000 hits of speed in the trunk & 2 OZ's of Thi sticks in my pocket :yummy: (road smoke) from Detroit to.....& was pulled over & for a road inspection by the State Troops & given a ticket for failing it.. :yoinks: (dumb days) - learning to be cool under pressure is a virtue
 
I was driving from Fairbanks to Anchorage once doing about 85 when a trooper(oncoming) clocked me as we passed.
My wife had an Oz in her purse and started freaking out because we just burned one.
As soon as I saw the troopers brakelights in my rear view mirror I knew he was flipping a U turn for me. So I hit the brakes and immediatly pulled over. About 10 seconds later he pulled in behind me.
I told my wife to stay calm and have a smile on her face....these cops are kings of reading body language. And to be quite honest I was a little nervous.
As he approached our rig, I handed all the insurance, registration, and my license out the window towards him.
The first thing he asks...."Is this car the SS model?"
LMAO....I said yeah and that we just bought it about a month ago. Then he asked if it had a V8....and I told him that the Monte Carlos SS dont get the 8 till 06. He went on about this being the nicest car of all chevys and how he really wanted one bad.
He then got to buisiness and stated he pulled me over for speeding. But because I had pulled over so promptly and was courteous he was only going to write me a ticket for goin 70.
He then thanked me for not running from him....which led me to believe that people have smoked his trooper ass on the highways here. He also said that next time I come north through cantwell to call ahead and let them know im coming so they will let me fly by :yoinks:
I said thanks and that it was a pleasure of mine to be pulled over by him LMAO.
By far the coolest cop I had run into.

As we left I told the wife to roll another one as I set the cruise control back to 85 :woohoo: We still laugh about it often.
But that was the most I was carrying when in the presence of five-0.
 
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