what would you name a unit of measurement that was used to measure how high you are?

[Bag]

Chron - o - meter Chronometor =6000

 

[devilgoob]

Zemefraelslionic units of intoxication.

It equates to 40 BFU's.

I haven't reached it yet, but the Zemefraels of Onymiun smoke g's of hash oil and align it with Zeme-fate. It evolves their race...so of course any level we have will be barely one of theirs.

 

[dagnabit]

i typically use metaphor..
"im high as a giraffe's ass right now"

but i think stones is the unit..

he was at least 50 stones high!

 

[Aardwolf]

I am 3 8th's past midday.

 

[Lammy]

yeah. i think a 'stone' is a good unit, at least for an indica.

 

[supermanlives]

well I am superstoned and I don't want my levels to ever be recorded of analized

 

[DamnUglyDogE]

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[captain planet]

Hurp Durp (scale) all day!

 

[HUGE]

Kuriks....

 

[cody2white]

Krypton unit

 

[draco]

12 o'clock high = where you wanna be

but i like the marijuanas. a little more obscure, ie "i'm runnin on about three marijuanas..."

 

[RetroGrow]

Blitz Kriegs......

 

[Chamba]

earthquakes have the Richter scale, we could have the Wreckedter scale!

 

[SooperSmurph]

A Smurf, naturally.

This represents the number of Smurfs you can count in the opening theme of the original Smurfs cartoon, the lower the number, the higher you are, until all the smurfs look like the same smurf representing a highness of 1, eventually becoming "what smurfs?" or 0 as you approach legendary levels of highness.

 

[nattynattygurrl]

Zootings!

Yay for this thread!
A welcome contrast after wading through the immeasurably uncomfortable “science problem” thread, lol.

Hope this finds you all at the high end of the zooting scale!

 

[skullznroses]

I weigh about 185lbs, and Ive had three joints at 330 pm. If Im on the fourth floor of a building, How high am I?

 

[CosmicGiggle]

...... Terpz!?

 

[Harry Gypsna]

Mellow, Stoned, Charged, Fucked up.
4 mellows= stoned, 4 stoned = charged, 4 charged= fucked up.

Like how big is fuck off big. There are 4 fuck offs to a full on.