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what would you name a unit of measurement that was used to measure how high you are?

Lammy

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what would you name a unit of measurement that was used to measure how high you are?

whatever it is I'm like 50 of 'em. if that's a lot.
 

joe guy

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Haha the Indo meter but I guess there could be a outdo meter too
Or the international blunted units or IBU index lol
 

imnotcrazy

There is ALWAYS meaning to my madness ®
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I agree with Al...

Me and my buddy smoked like 12 marijuanas last week
 

Lammy

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Haha the Indo meter but I guess there could be a outdo meter too
Or the international blunted units or IBU index lol

i like Indo Meter or Sativa Meter or something similar it gives you something to base your rating on.

I'm soaring really high and the Sativa meter right now.
 

Lammy

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I agree with Al...

Me and my buddy smoked like 12 marijuanas last week
the unit for 'how high you are' has got to be separate from how much you smoked.
I wanted to text a friend of mine and tell him how soaring high I got off of such a small amount of weed.

apparently it's not a very creative high though because I cannot think of a single name. lol
 

Al Botross

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flip the script....change the paradime , marijauna is mexican slang, gutter word for cannabis
 

Weird

3rd-Eye Jedi
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all I know is back in the day we used to get mexican weed shipped from texas and it was strong and it didn't have much of a ceiling and after a day of hard smoking we would reach a plateau I like to call criminally high, the point at which you get so mother fucking high you have to admit even to yourself its criminal and wondering if the thought police knew how fucked up I was and if they did would i be looking at life.
 

captain planet

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Yeah like the sativa meter /scale could be like 0-5-happy/laughingenergized-10-hiding in your closet thinking everyone knows you just got high about to have a heart attack. And indi scale 0-,5-mellow /relaxed,8-couch locked 10-out cold on the couch wake up next day still foggy*
Idk that's where I would go with it! Great question!
 

imnotcrazy

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BTW, several of those Marijuanas were hashish

besides, what if a marijuana was a measure of the quantity you smoked

IE: 1 Marijuana = 1.2 grams

then you could translate the quantity into how high it made you

A.K.A. Math, Algebra and calculus

Do I need to show you the "Smoked 12 marijuanas? bell curve?
 

imnotcrazy

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what happens when you are to ripped to count ?


This could be problematic, but typically if you are smoking this much, you need to have an official ashtray emptier on hand to take care of the ash loads.

You could potentially convince them that they need to stay sober enough to count the marijuanas
 

BushyOldGrower

Bubblegum Specialist
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Perhaps a color code like we once had for level of national threat.

I would be in the green right now cause I just got up but soon I will be yellow or orange and by tonight I will hit RED ALERT!!

Call Tom Ridge for the details...
 

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