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What is your "Oh shit" Plan?
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I don't know it would escape the DEA but, it sure fooled the detectives, sheriffs, paramedics and coroner.
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Mossad
FreezerBoy said:I don't know it would escape the DEA but, it sure fooled the detectives, sheriffs, paramedics and coroner.
Wow, I bet sociaty wishes I had a sense of humor like that. I was thinking more along the lines of a couple of kilos of whilly peat (burns through anything!).
Seriously though, drug plants aren't as dangerous as extracts precipitates (some of which are often explosive).
My landlord through a grow out after I opened my mouth to the goof troops and they didn't want to mess with the grow (sometimes a lose lip saves ships and doesn't sink them, well; keeped me out of charges and they still won by losing my material wealth).
I really do get crazy about growing, when one covert op fails, start a knew and more illegal one (or atleast play around with the idea, I have many dangerous ones and they all do involve explosives). Seems peroxides are easier than making drugs, how interesting and less associated with a stigma.
Perhaps trailer park boys pushed me to new limits, of living in a dumb neighorhood with not much dumber cops. For real, send me to prison and bitch at me for growing plants so I can see God (or atleast work on our energy relationship and ya it's energy currents and not imposed belief since you are to get away from imposed ideas). Well ya, send me to prison or threaten me and I become more likely to commit suicide in a very violant way which is sorta why it's illegal. Peoples that smoke weed weren't greatly welcomed in America (who has really dominated to much of society) and greatly increased my friendly nature to Russia (I have Urkranian ancestry).
For real though, catch a grower and make him go crazy comando (or at least running the risk and the cops think they are good but look like shit if you wrote a book incrimminating them and they want it to be on the news).
MOSTLY, DON'T GET CAUGHT!!!!! It is a lot like jerking off with sisters in the house, they never caught you but knew and couldn't really have that freak out of walking in so it's just kinda something they bring up to have bad news in your face.
It wouldn't hurt to have a pile of cash all neatly tapped up just incase the landord doesn't smoke and think that money is the only profit of growing a plant that is to spiritual to be legal (ya the mind has energy we called the soul).
Turn it into ditch weed, just walk or drive at night tossing shit out (when my shit went into the dumpster it became neighbors weeds and not some new C-bus strain).
Call friends and give things away (this option sucks the most since you will never get it back as it was before or in entirely).
Can't think of much esle but having the cops under survelaince wouldn't hurt either, maybe an old chum or family member in service (cop, military postion that eaves drops on communications since most cops put data on their work computer not that little cop car computer put their detective files and use self phones to stay free from scanners).
Basically start up your little NSA and have some kind of demolotion crew and show them what peaceloving hippies can do when really pissed off
And yes I am insane and don't want to blow myself up, that would be one ruff and weak moment. I don't think that dying is ever enough so that option is a little freaky, especially if they find the toys before they went off or some residue.
Seriously, if you are planning to tear down a grow quickly don't get overly paranoid and just take it down because you are seeing things and imagining that ever car is creeeping by you for eyes on target reasons.
And the landlord has to not only give a notice people, but MUST SAY WHERE IN THE RENTAL UNIT AND FOR WHAT REASON ON THE NOTICE.
And cops won't know if you don't let anyone know and blend it into your electric usage. I have electric heat and have at least three units that suck up to 2200 watts a piece and some smaller ones. That is 6600 watts, imagine how warm six thousand watters and a six hundred watter would keep a well insulated apartment in the Winter (not venting out that is pretty damn stupid and uneeded)....pretty damn toasty with lights on and just cool enough when off to be comfy.
Seriously though, a tunnel complex that would put the VC to shame would keep overgrowing going on for years! Ha, I crack myself up; I hope you see the humor of having more toys than the local cops and look like some kind of pre-envasion force sitting around growing pot in the meantime.
When you have more weapons than weed I think the problem isn't weed but they seem to stack up charges anyway to have a good laughable lifestyle.
The laws are based on personal safety and by the behavior of the law people and the other inmates I'd say it's not my safety they are concerned about (and yes I do get seriously angery by this and intimidated). If they want to bring up arguments that someone could get hurt we can make that possible, I feel terroism is a two way street; if freak me out I freak you out, you hurt me I just might wait to hear some bad karma that came your way to feel better (since hurting flesh is a bit much to get away from, bad head juice/karma and all that).
SOrry for the stoners, I know people that think they are good people (cops) read these forums and have a little intel to work with (illegally without a warrant but nature doesn't really provide those illusions).
Cops are just like safety monitors/hallway patrollers/speedbumps, people that have to get their juice from somewhere else instead of just being in death all the time (and it's not always heaven).
Weed really is legal, it's just strongly incouraged to wreck your life over it so they can prove that you were wrong and weed was not a good thing for you. I really believe that Uncle Sam is some kind of old lady dressing up as a dude to get butt f*cked in a sleazy bar.
Ya I like to bitch about this subject, if anyone read all of this I am suprised as it is a bit over the top and purely fantasy (with the ability to become real).
And as far as the explosives go, a DEPUETY SOLD ME THAT!
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ureapwhatusow
too many variables left out
is it a a personal grow or a commercial grow
what are the laws
are you looking for a strain survival contingiency plan so you can destroy abandon or otherwise shed your grow
or do you need a relocation contingency plan to keep the grow functional elsewhere
what capital do you possess
whats the opportunity cost of being caught
there are more lets start there
is it a a personal grow or a commercial grow
what are the laws
are you looking for a strain survival contingiency plan so you can destroy abandon or otherwise shed your grow
or do you need a relocation contingency plan to keep the grow functional elsewhere
what capital do you possess
whats the opportunity cost of being caught
there are more lets start there
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Weedman Herb
I'm smoking those suckers like it ain't no thang ... jumpin in the Cadillac Haywagon and heading for the hills ... they'll Never take me alive !!
Bulénath
Member
On a serious note,
If my grow home was about to get searched or raided,
I would dig a hole and burry everything illegal.
Then take as many potted plants as possible, and plant them over the nicely-dug, square garden, to make it look like a well taken care of garden, not a rencently dug hole!
If my grow home was about to get searched or raided,
I would dig a hole and burry everything illegal.
Then take as many potted plants as possible, and plant them over the nicely-dug, square garden, to make it look like a well taken care of garden, not a rencently dug hole!
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julsbagell
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The cops were in my house last year when my dad past away had to move all my plants to a different room before we called them thought I was gonna go to jail the day my dad died. fire dept,cops,paramedics thank god for charcoal filters.
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Mossad
julsbagell said:
Sorry to hear that, glad they didn't get to nosy (they are usually respectful when it's a natural death and not so much when an OD or violance being involved).
Most of the time I am to attached or to paranoid to make a decision, I hope to not make one again about throwing them out. But I'd rather keep gear and seedstock than risk losing those and would way rather lose a crop indoor or outdoor than gain problems like years of delayed growing capacity.
plan no plan at 45 almost 46 yrs old i'll just say well boys ya'll got me
ive never been in trouble as an adult
ive never been in trouble as an adult
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Weedman Herb
I've been in a little trouble half a lifetime ago but most of it wasn't weed related ... the Major has it right ... If they Got you they Got you ... just don't make it easy for them to convict you. Ten years ago and my first post would have Definitely been the "Oh Shit Plan" ... Now I might take a less volatile defensive position.Maj.PotHead said:
Fatt Daddy
Member
Maj.PotHead said:
any tips you can offer on what you've done to stay clean for so long?
trademanny
Member
FreezerBoy said:I don't know it would escape the DEA but, it sure fooled the detectives, sheriffs, paramedics and coroner.
You owe me a new keyboard
(just spit coke all over mine)
If you're doing large commercial:
Quick hits. In and out. Setup, flower clones, dry, leave, repeat.
And 'walk away' status...
You have to start from the top... No prints on ENTIRE setup. Remote cameras. Very possible.
If it's a small personal, there should be NO reason to worry about this. As long as one has followed all the rules, these setups are not detectable, except through BETRAYAL... Which is to be AVOIDED!
Quick hits. In and out. Setup, flower clones, dry, leave, repeat.
And 'walk away' status...
You have to start from the top... No prints on ENTIRE setup. Remote cameras. Very possible.
If it's a small personal, there should be NO reason to worry about this. As long as one has followed all the rules, these setups are not detectable, except through BETRAYAL... Which is to be AVOIDED!
yamaha_1fan said:
LoL. The door would hold up! They'd just come in AROUND it...
If I were in a rented space and had to worry about a LANDLORD visit, I'd limit myself to systems that could be stuffed in the trunk of the car, and keep mothers small enough to fit in a rubbermaid tub. I have a pair of containerized NFT systems that I built specifically to break down into parts that fit inside one snowboard bag and a 5 gallon pail- 4 stackable 6" x 4' leach trays, 24 square polypots, the media to fill them fits EXACTLY in a 5 gallon pail which is also the reservoir, and the hoses stuff in there too.
If I'm already tagged for a police raid, no WAY am I driving with shit, or burning it in the yard. I've been there before (ex BF told me he'd snitched, apparently he was lying, but I paid someone to come with a car dealership courtesy shuttle and take 250 plants off my hands... eek). It sucks. Walkaway status ftw.
If I'm already tagged for a police raid, no WAY am I driving with shit, or burning it in the yard. I've been there before (ex BF told me he'd snitched, apparently he was lying, but I paid someone to come with a car dealership courtesy shuttle and take 250 plants off my hands... eek). It sucks. Walkaway status ftw.
Multivitamin
Member
All of you who said that would hide their stuff somewhere inside the house, have you thought about the possibillity of dogs coming along with cops?
I like you idea stinkyattic very much but this takes a lot of preperation I think, and when growing for personal use I don't think that much consideration is needed...just my opinion
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I like you idea stinkyattic very much but this takes a lot of preperation I think, and when growing for personal use I don't think that much consideration is needed...just my opinion
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Weedman Herb
I'd rather Consider everything I can control and take the few days/dollars to tighten them up than sit somewhere feeling stupid ... for a few years or longer.
BesideHimself
Member
My grow cab fits neatly in the bed of my truck. Shit, maybe I could wire it up too I've got a pretty nice power inverter. Haha, driving down the road with my functioning grow cab in the back.
I'm obviously a little
I'm obviously a little
