What is your "Oh shit" Plan?

[Merfolk]

Say you have a landlord comming over ( i understand this all depends on the amount of time given to unload the area but lets just say when you found out you where on it ASAP ) and you have to clean our your grow space, what is your plan?


I was thinking of a barrel and burn all the plants, but thats outside, and smell would be crazy..



Just wondering what others plans are for something like this so i can get some idea's

 

[zingablack]

i dont grow anymore but i like this thread already. when i had my closet setup, in my moms house (dont hate me please) lol. there were like 3 power switches to cut all power 2 in the closet and 1 in my room next to my bed. it was really hidden well so the only thing i had to worry about was the fan sound and if i left the door open to the GR part of the closet light leaked. there was a lot of shit stacked up in front of that part of the closet, so it looked like a huge hassle to move it all but i made it easy but just look hard.

 

[confedrate69]

refrigerator,trunk of the car,locked office cab in the house .
theres gotta be a better way that burnin em mixed with diesel oil
theres just gotta be

 

[DrugleyDoRite]

I think you would grow the amount you need for personal uses and take a chance to get busted, Go to court and fight for the cause to get it legalized. They cannot bust everyone who has a little personal grow because they would have half the population in prison.

This is easy to say when it hasn't happened to you. Getting busted can ruin your present way of life.

 

[psilopod]

At this point in time I have a partner that lives not that far away. If anything major is going down at my fort then everything would get put in garbage cans(coverage only) and transferred to his place to either finish out or to hold for a minute. It's one of the few good things about having a partner.

 

[Gangabiss]

Burn all the plants? lol That's a bit extreme.

I'd simply move them into the attic space behind the walls off my grow room. Put the little wooden door back in place and move a chair in front of it.

Then I'd take my tents down and pack them back into their bags.

All the lighting and fans etc. would go behind the wall with the plants.

It would probably take me about 40 mins to get rid of every trace of the operation.

 

[Merfolk]

Well i also mean not just landlord but say cops, you cant move the plants inside the house, it would just smell, but nice idea's so far...

 

[yamaha_1fan]

I had a panic once and removed two tables. I wound up putting them back in but they didnt do well. Cost me thousands.


Next time I think I'll get in the truck and keep driving

 

[TwoPaid]

Make him an offer he can't refuse

 

[Merfolk]

I had a panic once and removed two tables. I wound up putting them back in but they didnt do well. Cost me thousands.


Next time I think I'll get in the truck and keep driving

Well, mind elaborating? Are you serious about just leaving? im not sure if this is in your personal home, but id rather TRY to take it down, then to leave and ill be convicted anyhow right?



Nice pic and grow btw haha, you inspire my next setup =)

 

[headiez247]

Well, mind elaborating? Are you serious about just leaving? im not sure if this is in your personal home, but id rather TRY to take it down, then to leave and ill be convicted anyhow right?



Nice pic and grow btw haha, you inspire my next setup =)

Bro, kinda hard to take it down when you have 400+ plants and 9k+ watts. It is in his home. He was discussing (which I liked) an idea of making the tables be on wheels so the uhaul could back up to the door, and you just roll the fuckers into it and drive away

 

[psilopod]

Imagine smelling that thing driving by you, lol, 400 plants. You'd leave a trail of skunk for atleast a mile, lol. When the situation arises though it is good to have a plan and just do what yah gotta do.

 

[Pseudo]

HOW-ABOUT-A-HEAVILY-ARMORED-DOOR-WITH-A-INDUSTRIAL-DISPOSAL

 

[zingablack]

how about no all caps. lol. if i had a 400 plus grow there would def. be a very heavy metal door to get through before you got to it. probably with mutlitple locks.

 

[yamaha_1fan]

how about no all caps. lol. if i had a 400 plus grow there would def. be a very heavy metal door to get through before you got to it. probably with mutlitple locks.

Attached to the wall built from 2x4's and drywall?



If the cops are in the house, it doesnt matter.

 

[idea]

If the cops are in the house, it doesnt matter.

this is what i figure. if they are in the location and searching then the game is almost certainly up. discretion, planning, and most importantly discipline are what can keep them from being there in the first place.

and it might be selfish but when i resupply at hydro stores i almost like to see others there who look like obvious growers (long hair, wannabe gangsters, whatever) because those people are the low hanging fruit that the police will try to pick first. i am not dissing but just stating a fact. if you look like someone who might grow because you fit a profile then you will attract more attention than if you look and act like a standard issue cubicle slave. at least where i operate.

i try to look like every other regular citizen and fit in publicly. just don't be low hanging fruit by looking like a grower or having to talk/brag at parties and the like about dope and growing and that is half the battle imo.

 

[Don Cotyle]

Proper planing will thwart landlorda everytime! Buy an old arnwar(spelling) secure it to a wall with a closet on the other side. Make a false back going thru to the closet. Wal up the closet from the other side and put a large entertainment center in front of it! Hang a huge tapastry type curtain that streaches from cealing to floor so he can't see the closet has been walled in! Voila hidden closet-room where your plants will be safe from scrunity!

I've lived at my place for 15+ years and the landlord dosen't have a key anymore! I've done large projects to improve the place with no cost to the landlord, who is invited in from time to time to see these improvements! I do all the yardwork and have never called him for any repairs!!! He knows the shape of the place and basically has a dream renter...so no worries here!

 

[ThePotanist]

my oh shit plan

my oh shit plan

not completely tested yet but i have a food proceesor that will take down my plants in about 10 mins (i only keep 9 in flower) then so flush dow the toilet and break down of my flower box i could dispose of everyhing with in 30 mins or warning and a full charged batery for my drill (to take down the box)

 

[talos4]

I'm going to do like i did my last grow. it was one week from harvesting 13 plants. i was standing at kitchen window. cop car quickly pulls in my driveway. i run in bedroom to hide under bed. no knock or noise so after ten minutes i check. cop car gone, probably just turning around since i'm one of only driveways on road. so in one hour my plants are down, dirt is dumped in my garden, everything is down or burned, and i hide the plants for 12 hours. he was just turning around but i took no chances. that was months ago, gonna harvest my best plants ever soon. in 30 minutes i could be technically not growing and have no bud in house. my grow equipment would still be here though but that doesn't worry me as much. i could pull my 16 plants i have and have them in garbage bags and gone in about 15 minutes (first move) then in another 30 minutes i could get rid or dirt, and grow bags, then take down lights and put everything away like it hasn't been used since the last time i grew tomatoes. but what if your raided? there is almost or no hope then.

 

[talos4]

I mean if your raided its over right? we're simply talking for some reason you need to tear down but have time? not a prob for personal grow like mine