What is your favorite Frank Zappa song? if ya got one.....

[Tarkus]

The Bob Marley thread being up and all, I just had to ask this. I was just wondering what are ya'lls' favorite Frank Zappa songs? The man was a genius, and there is definitely an extensive list to pick from. I would say my favorites are:
Peaches en Regalia
Harder than your husband
The Adventures of Gregory Peccary!
The Ocean is the Ultimate Solution
Suicide Chump
Sexual Harrassment in the workplace
Dumb All Over
G-spot Tornado

Quite a list...I guess another acceptable title for the thread could be "What is your favorite Frank Zappa Album?" I guess mine would be:
Guitar
Jazz From Hell

The man was an absolute genius and nut. Wish I could have met him. I hope others out there agree.

 

[baccas125]

Titties and Beer

 

[Babbabud]

Cant really remember but has something about "doin nasties on the Whitehouse Lawn" hahah been a long long time since I thought about Frank. rip

 

[Fat Albert]

Movin' to Montana soon.........dental floss, baby!



Cheers!
Fat A

 

[Verite]

Bobby Brown

Hey there, people, I’m bobby brown
They say I’m the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school
I’m dressin’ sharp ’n’ i’m
Actin’ cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work ’n’ maybe later I’ll rape her

Oh God I am the american dream
I do not think I’m too extreme
An’ I’m a handsome sonofabitch
I’m gonna get a good job ’n’ be real rich

(get a good
Get a good
Get a good
Get a good job)

Women’s liberation
Came creepin’ across the nation
I tell you people I was not ready
When I fucked this dyke by the name of freddie
She made a little speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
I guess it’s still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

Oh God I am the american dream
But now I smell like vaseline
An’ I’m a miserable sonofabitch
Am I a boy or a lady...i don’t know which

(I wonder wonder
Wonder wonder)

So I went out ’n’ bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but I’m still kinda cute
Got a job doin’ radio promo
An’ none of the jocks can even tell I’m a homo
Eventually me ’n’ a friend
Sorta drifted along into s&m
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
’long as I gets a little golden shower

Oh God I am the american dream
With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
An’ I’ll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights sayin’, thank you, fred!
Oh god, oh god, I’m so fantastic!
Thanks to freddie, I’m a sexual spastic
And my name is bobby brown
Watch me now, I’m goin down,
And my name is bobby brown
Watch me now, I’m goin down, etc.

 

[spectrum]

"doin nasties on the Whitehouse Lawn"

^Brown Shoes Don't Make It

pretty much all the songs on Freak Out! are golden

 

[Tarkus]

Oh man!!! I forgot about Bobby Brown!
I guess that is the problem with Zappa, having so many songs it is impossible to try and pick a favorite. I do not think there is a single one I do not like. I have 107 albums on my computer, and have listened to them all. Many times. Amounts to over 1240 songs....a little more than 4 days of Frank Zappa.
Damn the man was hilarious. And a Genius.

 

[Blackstone]

My favorite is ironically an anti-drug song - Cosmic Debris.

 

[Guest]

Can't say, I've heard about 10% of his material. I listened to Zappa radio but it's been down every time I checked past few months.

Bobby Brown
What's the ugliest part of your body
Absolutely free
The chrome plated megaphone of destiny

The one that tickles my pickle is Mother People
"Do you think that my pants are too tight? Do you think that I'm creepy?"

Can't really say, he was one of the most talented musicians of the 20th century.

 

[plumberjohn420]

you can throw a dart at every zappa album ever made and hit a winner every time! this is my fav live album.

 

[pipeline]

Lots of classics comin from Frank. Such a hard choice, Moving to Montana soon, going to be a dental floss tycoon. I'm sure of that.

 

[genkisan]

Camarilo Brillo
My Guitar Wants to Kill Yer Mama
Cheapnis
The Muffin Man
Disco Boy
Joe's Garage

 

[DrugleyDoRite]

Well.... Lets see.
Bobby Brown
Dynamo Humm
Jewish Princess
Why does it hurt when I pee
Nannook of the North/Yellow Snow

The list goes on and on......

Freak OUT!!

 

[Guest]

Beep Beep you ass mister motorcycle man
do you see this contract i have rite here
what would you give me for your titties and beer!!!!


Classic!!

 

[cough_cough_eer]

I saw Zappa in the early 80's...It was an excellent show but the strangest crowd of people I've ever seen, nobody yelled, stood up or nothing, verry melllow indeeed.

 

[Dutchgrown]

From Joe's Garage: Watermelon in Easter Hay

 

[genkisan]

"Well, I've got me three beers and fist fulla downs........ and I'm gonna get RIPPED, so fuck you clowns!"

 

[FallenBuddha]

Wow, what a good question, So much good stuff but my top 10 would be:

10 suzy creamcheese
9 punkys whips
8 broken hearts are for assholes
7 you are what you is
6 penguin in bondage
5 the nanook suite
4 dynamo hum
3 im the slime
2 titties and beer
1 the entire album joes garage acts I,II,&III

Dont you be tarotfied, its just a token of my extreme

peace -fb

 

[sMack-CFS!]

The entire One Size Fits All album (inca roads, san berdino, po-jama people, etc.)

peaches en regalia
willie the pimp
twenty small cigars
cosmik debris
zoot allures

ahh theres way too many. anyone ever hear his cover of stairway to heaven? its insaaane..

 

[Haps]

Zombie whoof
Billy the Mountain
Slime
dynamo hum

Anybody else from one of the original Phi Zappa Crappa fratority - scrag chapter here.
H