Well in all fairness, when you referenced the whizzinator, I thought you were talking about synthetic human urine. Horse urine probably has a different pH or something. It's probably not a good idea to cross species like that.
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what has worked to pass a drug test for work
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Well in all fairness, when you referenced the whizzinator, I thought you were talking about synthetic human urine. Horse urine probably has a different pH or something. It's probably not a good idea to cross species like that.
I test everyone that works for me with a safety meeting, if they can hang at the table for a couple rounds they are hired...
Mouth swab, they collecting DNA too?
I say you can swab me after I swab you, lol
I say you can swab me after I swab you, lol
Mouth swab generally are not looking for cannabis. I used to administer those when in management. Couple days and you'll pass. Most companies are more concerned with Coke prescriptions and heroin. I used to swab myself all the time and it was not easy to fail for cannabis. Yeehaw.
kakaman
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The only thing I can think of for a mouth swab "AND I HAVE NEVER DONE THIS AND DONT KNOW IF IT WORKS" would be to drink super sugary clear soda maybe with sugar added and keep t in your mouth and swallow right before the test and hope the clear sugar residue dilutes the sample enough. Maybe just straight sugar that you turn into liquid in your mouth. Aerobic exercise is proven to raise metabolism and make your body break down chemicals faster .
i'm told that rinsing your mouth with mouth wash just before the test will beat it.
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I dont know if US swabs work different than here in Denmark, Europe. In Dk police use them as on the spot test when driving under influence of weed, coke etc... The swab is analyzed in about 20 min by a computer in the police car. http://hydroponics.dk/hash_dyrkning/mundspray/c-24/c-157 Here is a product to hide weed in the swab, btw it taste similar to licking the ass on somebody who drank fernet branca the day before
yes it's really that bad. All my knowledge about this product is rumor based - no first hand experience with it, but they should work. I don't know if you have a similar product on the other side of the pond, or if they work if the swabbing test is fundamentally different. The test in Dk is only capable of detecting weed smoked in the last week or so, this of course depends on your smoking frequency ;-)
I dont know if US swabs work different than here in Denmark, Europe. In Dk police use them as on the spot test when driving under influence of weed, coke etc... The swab is analyzed in about 20 min by a computer in the police car. http://hydroponics.dk/hash_dyrkning/mundspray/c-24/c-157 Here is a product to hide weed in the swab, btw it taste similar to licking the ass on somebody who drank fernet branca the day before
yes it's really that bad. All my knowledge about this product is rumor based - no first hand experience with it, but they should work. I don't know if you have a similar product on the other side of the pond, or if they work if the swabbing test is fundamentally different. The test in Dk is only capable of detecting weed smoked in the last week or so, this of course depends on your smoking frequency ;-)I used to send my buddy to his probation drug testing with dog piss pass all th time.
They would use a card and dip it in the pass.
Passed every time.
I went to a lab one time but I used someone else clean urine. passed but did not get the job but I pass though.
They would use a card and dip it in the pass.
Passed every time.
I went to a lab one time but I used someone else clean urine. passed but did not get the job but I pass though.
oti$
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Mouth swabs test 12-48 hrs back. If you brush well and wash with peroxide I think it can help. I take them often for work. My boss now gives me a heads up so I lay off for a day and no problems. Smoked the night before and passed by holding the tester in my teeth getting as little saliva as possible on the thing. If you can hold off smoking at least 12hrs(24 is better) and brush and rinse well, you should be golden.
S5 synthetic urine. If anyone was curious to another good brand.
Good luck on the swab to your friend!
I was at a job interview and it was going great, job was quite a bit higher up than I thought I was qualified for but could pull off nice nice. So interview wraps up, about to get up and the dude says, of course you will have to take a drug test. I laughed, kind of like , really?? Wtf?? So I just looked him dead in the eye and said, well if I take one you take one. If you don't trust me to do my job, I don't trust you to pay me. He gawked at me for a min, shuffled some papers around and said we could bypass the test. Turned out to be a good gig for a long five years.
Good luck on the swab to your friend!
I was at a job interview and it was going great, job was quite a bit higher up than I thought I was qualified for but could pull off nice nice. So interview wraps up, about to get up and the dude says, of course you will have to take a drug test. I laughed, kind of like , really?? Wtf?? So I just looked him dead in the eye and said, well if I take one you take one. If you don't trust me to do my job, I don't trust you to pay me. He gawked at me for a min, shuffled some papers around and said we could bypass the test. Turned out to be a good gig for a long five years.
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I just use someone else's pee. put it in an un-lubricated condom and tuck it up by your crack or in your buttcheeks. you can open it by stretching the top and biting , or bring a stick pin tucked into your cuffs or collars...or pocket. it's not like they search you. good luck.
Bobby_Stainless
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urinetheclear.com
I have used this service for years.
I have used this service for years.
HerBnGorE(illa)
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drop a duke in the container....then claim u misunderstood the directions...
..."its as close as I could get to bullshit to pass ur bullshit drug test!"
....prolly won't pass, but it'll get the point across!
..."its as close as I could get to bullshit to pass ur bullshit drug test!"
....prolly won't pass, but it'll get the point across!
I have to remember that one, although my next step I hope is to be my own boss.
Baaaaaaaahahahahahahhaaa or sperm sample. Thanks for the laugh!
thanks for the laughs.......
Prescription drug abuse in prolly what they after, I'd employ a cannabis
user way before I staff an oxy user, lol
Never read a story of some pothead selling her baby for the next fix
user way before I staff an oxy user, lol
Never read a story of some pothead selling her baby for the next fix
thanks all...yeehaw...I got a laugh too..my old job wanted to test me once ..I told them for 5 dollars an hour more I would consider it...they chose someone else to go..i guess their insurance company required so many folks get tested to keep their policy...
