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What do you say if someone asks about the noise behind the locked door?

R

Rysam

Her: Whats behind door #1?
You: I have an old freezer in there. its big and white and has some dead stuff in it. wanna see?
Her: uh, no not really.
You: cool, then lets roll over to the Living room and get funky...
 

Bighill

Member
Her: Whats behind door #1?
You: I have an old freezer in there. its big and white and has some dead stuff in it. wanna see?
Her: uh, no not really.
You: cool, then lets roll over to the Living room and get funky...

I just about spit coke all over the laptop.. ahahahah.


I used the excuse that it is just a server room running a few websites. I actually had one so that wasn't a biggie.

"The noise you hear is the climate controlled environment, you need AC in there and everything."
"you know how much one of these servers cost? Hell yes it is locked up"
"Nope you are not cleared to enter, as i am liable for uptime. Unless you are a licenced network admin, no go friend."

A bit far fetched for most folks.. You'd be suprised what you can use to divert peoples attention.

:D
 

9677846

Member
if you get serious with a girl and never let her in a room in your house. she'll prob assume worse than growing. any line will work once. but lying is no long term solution. this has trouble written all over it. keep her the fuck out of your house
 

Tilt

Member
Hang a heavy blanket over the inside of the closed door. That should cover up most of the noise coming from the door. Put a fan on in the hallway or near the door will cover most the rest of the sound.
 
F

FreshGenetics

She better be the love of your life.

If not, don't invite her over.

It's asking for trouble.
 
If you grow and live at the same spot, you just can't have people over, unless they are in on it and you trust them with your life. Whether you're legal or not, this is the way things are.
 

danks

Member
tell anyone that theres a mold problem in the house and the contractors have machines inside keep a p100 mask around and ask if they know anything about mold and offer them the mask c how fast they go to another room . or that there is a small larvae infestation that is being taken care off, then say lets go to the living room i kinda feel weird when im near that room lol
 

echo_chamber

Active member
Tell them he spilled something on the carpet in his room and he's got a power blower/fan drying his carpet out... At least he turns it off at night! :)
 

Andyo

Active member
Veteran
exactly

exactly

If you grow and live at the same spot, you just can't have people over, unless they are in on it and you trust them with your life. Whether you're legal or not, this is the way things are.
you need 2 places one to grow and one to socialise not to close and not to far.
And own the grow house rent the social house.an extra 1000w will cover the rented house.A
 
Thanks for the suggestions. Everything went perfect. We hungout in the LR most of the night and i closed the bedroom door when i took her back and laid the pipe. She didnt hear anything and thankfully didnt stay the night. Im going to go to goodwill tomorrow and buy some old blankets to hang up. And yeah, the 2nd place is a must if i get serious about her.
 

badbudz

Member
simple,fuck her off and find a hunny who smokes that shit...then you can just bend that bitch over your plants...happy days.

shit,did you just say- thankfully she didnt spend the night???
 

mtbazz

Member
Tell her its where you keep the freezer that contains the bodies of people who have asked too many questions.
 

h.h.

Active member
Veteran
Open the door, shove them in it and then lock it again. No need to say anything. They'll learn to mind their own business.
 
install an ac! fuck can fans things are annoying i got busted cause of those loud fucking things !!! either you grow there or get pussy there can never do both unless its in a garage that is fucking sound proof!! think about it noone ever goes in the garage! if they do want to! put one of those viscous dog barking things with a sensor by the door lmao!
 
I ve use Home office a lot lol, running several servers, say some technical crap to the person, expensive machines etc etc.. . Say you webhost, have machines running 24/7
If there in your house then you ve got to trust them a bit so it shouldnt be so difficult to explain if you ve got your room well disguised. Hell ive got friends of 10 years and ive not been in parts of their houses :) Its all about peoples perception of you and what they think you do :) If they thing you grow already then a locked room is a grow :)
 
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