What do you do with your extra cash?

[Joe A. Grower]

If you are smart, you spend your ill gotten gain on cocaine and hookers. Anything else leaves a paper trail, and when they finally bust you for growing (and they will if you do it long enough), they'll pull that paper out in court and roast your ass.

As far as the comments on the commercial scene go . . . Wake the fuck up. If it weren't for commercial growers, not only would there not be any pot for people who don't grow (which has already been pointed out) THERE WOULD BE NO POT FOR PEOPLE WHO WANT TO GROW, EITHER! Think about it. How many grow shops would be open if it weren't for commercial growers? How many seed companies would be in business? I absolutely guarantee that all you "commercial grow haters" with your little 250W closet grows don't buy enough goods to keep the pot growing biz alive. If it weren't for the growers buying 10 lights at a time, and 20 packs of seeds in a single order, most of the businesses that make growing so easy wouldn't exist. The only guys with pot would be the same NorCal hippies that were growing the stuff 40 years ago.

So lighten the fuck up, already. As far as "The Man" is concerned, smokers are scumbags just like dealers and growers. The man you are wagging your finger at today may be your cellmate tomorrow.

 

[green_grow]

there are so many large growers here that are happy to help us newcomers out . my hat goes off to you guys. prices are high because there is a risk, folks.

as many previous writers have said before me, discussing the cleansing of money in a wide open forum like this is poor business; and bad for the site. enemies of freedom read can read.

 

[glock23]

Here's a safe answer. Read "Mr Nice" by Howard Marks. That should give you some food for thought, and I'm sure plenty of LE have read it already. There are ways around whatever LE chooses to do...

 

[Joe A. Grower]

There are ways around whatever LE chooses to do...

Yes, but we definitely don't want to be discussing how to set up a cash-oriented front company to launder the pot money, or the physical transportation of cash to banking havens like the Caymans, or purchasing high dollar value items (gold, jewlry, etc.) for cash and selling them across the border, or . . .

Yeah, there are lots of ways to dispose of your cash without the Man knowing about it, but if you got to ask "how?", then you probably can't handle it.

Stick with cocaine and hookers. That's what most of the dealers I know blow their wad on.

 

[TBug]

big deal really.....the guy is wondering what he should do if he happens to have xtra cash....u can invest it many ways, buy things in other peoples name, buy anything u want thats small and unnoticable.

people that bash on people that sell weed have no point....every person that started smoking had to buy some, and when u got some u were the happiest person around...now that u happen to grow your own and don't need to look for any all of a sudden anyone that sells bud is a peice of shit?

peace

High t2U! Great point. Peace, TBug

 

[Guest]

///////// GH,were did you used to get youre smoke from before you started growin?When i started smokin,i had to buy it from this Dude we called Joe pin joint,lol.Dude would sell you doobs for a dollar,but if you asked for a $50 bag,you would never get 50 joints,so we would ask for like 50,60,or 70 doobs at a time and would have to come back in like an hour so he could twist em all,lol.Peace DWW

classic!

 

[Guest]

i use my cash to pay taxes

 

[Verite]

I saved up enough to pimp chicks and blow and now Im making a fortune.

 

[krustytheclown]

i use my cash to pay taxes

That's FUNNY!

I was gonna say, "Pay your student loans", but that is waaaaaaayyyy funnier!

You could also take out a million-dollar life insurance policy on yourself and name NORML or the Libertarian Party as beneficiary, funded with weed money, of course! If you did this, I suggest you get term insurance and stay away from securities-related policies, such as whole life; that brings in oversight by the SEC, NASD and IRS.

 

[Guest]

I with my extra's want to buy a ROOR Bong ^_^

 

[kurlyq2g]

extra cash?? what is this?

 

[Farmer John]

Man I thought I was alone, what extra cash?

 

[Guest]

maybe a dream?

 

[kurlyq2g]

a very cruel dream perhaps

 

[Laxpunker]

Duh, the benjamins get rolled up into fatties, the jacksons are used to light the fatty, the dimes are shredded for mulch, and the fivers and ones get thrown out...who needs such petty change.

 

[kurlyq2g]

i use hundreds and twenties to wipe my arse

its not like i have enough money, im broke, but i really dont like Jackson or Franklin

so take this Benny boy *runs off to bathroom*

fifties i give to strippers, five and tens i like to grind into a fine powder and snort.. some person keeps telling me they make a piece of paper worth ONE dollar? this couldnt be true... why would they waste such time on a hundred pennies?

 

[zoolander]

I go on websites and incriminate myself telling others what i do with that cash

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

....I pay server bills....

 

[motaco]

well I use most of my profits to reinvest in putting black tar heroin in our nations grammar schools. its quite a lucrative trade and I'd really hate to lose that source of income.

but other than reinvesting I like to buy toothless prosititutes, cuz they give the best head.

and the rest I give to the church.

to sum it all up nothing out of the ordinary, what most growers do I suppose.

 

[krustytheclown]

Seriously, though, where can one go to learn about ways to launder money?

let's not post specific techniques here, as I'm sure Gypsy Nirvana wouldn't like that discussed here, but links to other sites or naming books would be appreciated.

Thanks!