MMAjay420
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**grin**too funny
@what age???
- Thread starter yortbogey
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too funny
Many young people think old people don't get naked so much anymore because they hate seeing their old drooping bods. Mostly true, but usually old people really couldn't care less what anybody sees. More true is naked old ladies are more afraid of stepping on their drooping titties and naked old men are afraid of stepping on or tripping over their dangling nuts.
Nut bras are such a wise invention, designed especially for those discriminating naked old farts. Bwahahaha
Nut bras are such a wise invention, designed especially for those discriminating naked old farts. Bwahahaha
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SeaMaiden
I can honestly say that I trip out at the new ways my body can droop and fold. Truly, it's a trip.
Makes me glad I've worn superman-jumpers all my life instead of boxers now. Gravity does have its way with things.
Well, I have to be honest about this. Naked old women are more likely to knee themselves in the tittie, depending on size and droop of course, while naked old men are are more likely to rack themselves with their knees, depending on the same criteria of course. I do tend to exaggerate sometimes. Sorry about that.
My spiderman bike shorts wore out. I have to wear my batman and superman ones now and I just don't like them as much. No big dancing places in them...you know...like Cinderella went...oh yeah, ballroom.
My spiderman bike shorts wore out. I have to wear my batman and superman ones now and I just don't like them as much. No big dancing places in them...you know...like Cinderella went...oh yeah, ballroom.
LMAO! That's right my ass is now gone (LMAO'd too much), and my belly is twice as big, that's why I need suspenders!
Besides keeping pants up, don't belts hurt to wear when you get older? They do me!
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Originally Posted by toughmudderdave
There's always this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOiaSy643B4
That is hilarious!
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I'm still waiting for "Mork" suspenders to come back into style. 
I'm at the age where I wear what the hell I want. Main consideration is not style or color, but comfort. Same reason I sold my '71 Satellite and now drive an Oldsmobile. Nowhere near as cool, but way way more comfortable.
I'm at the age where I wear what the hell I want. Main consideration is not style or color, but comfort. Same reason I sold my '71 Satellite and now drive an Oldsmobile. Nowhere near as cool, but way way more comfortable.
