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What about: MOST STUPIDEST PET?

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My stupid assed pet eats my stash. She is a hound dog and can find it no matter where I hide it. She ate an ounce of grapefruit buds, and was grateful dead stoned. The most stupid thing is me I still have her she still steals my weed and I still love her. My biggest concern is to not let the constables have her.
 
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My stupid assed pet eats my stash. She is a hound dog and can find it no matter where I hide it. She ate an ounce of grapefruit buds, and was grateful dead stoned. The most stupid thing is me I still have her she still steals my weed and I still love her. My biggest concern is to not let the constables have her.


A smart dog to find your stash.
 
Pretty damn funny

Pretty damn funny

Oh man... Joe... that was hilarious... Is that some sorta giant texas sized rat that died in the mojave on its way up to your neck of the woods?
 

kmk420kali

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We had a cat that had 7 kittens...then promptly got eaten by a coyote 1 week after... So we end up bottle-feeding these ****ing cats...and one day, my son yells from the kitchen .."Help" and I come out, and the refrigerator door had closed on one...and smashed its li'l head-- I held the poor little thing til it went (like 3 minutes)..then buried it...feeling sad--
The next day...I was in my room, and I hear it again..."Help!!"...and I ran out, and here is another one of the kittens that got it's head in the fridge door...it looked the same as the day before...spazzing out...blood coming from it's nose...so I take it, and hold it...trying to comfort the poor li'l thing in it's last minutes...but then it turned into like 15 mins...and I was thinking...Damn dude...you're takin' a long time to die..and I even was going to "Put it out of it's misery....but turns out...it just had a bloody nose....He is now my favorite cat (1 year later)...tho I do believe he is a bit damaged-- :bashhead:
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mr_rambo

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That cat could go jump off the 8th floor and live... no probs. Cats can take 100+ ft jumps safely. Their mass/surface area ratio keeps them at a relatively low and safe critical velocity. The initial shock is lost after a few seconds of falling. They 'forget' that they're in freefall and relax their body. Then they take the ground like a champ. Serious.
 

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bogusik2

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I don't get my pets high.. but they love so smell (probably eat while i'm not looking hehe) leafs and fres buds :) My pretty blonde has great name from Spanish - AMA :)
(ama di casa - it's eee i'm not sure translation in english xD "headwoman of the house" or in my language "Pani domu" ;) pzdr

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jdigga

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ha ha man my dog is to stupid to get high he hates the smell of a lit joint but man my cat is a full blown cronic
 

bogusik2

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Hehe my cats like good herb as well :D i think the dog is smarter anyway.. when i smoke spliff with clear, curred herb she came by and try to i would say "catch the shot" hehe pzdr
 
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