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Green Squall

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Stray cat patrol: Feral felines deployed in NYC war on rats

Stray cat patrol: Feral felines deployed in NYC war on rats

Lets file this one under wacky!

NEW YORK – Multitudes of feral cats roam New York City's concrete jungle, and some now have a practical purpose: They're helping curb the city's rat population.

A group of volunteers trained by the NYC Feral Cat Initiative traps wild cat colonies that have become a nuisance or been threatened by construction, then spays or neuters and vaccinates them. The goal is to return them to their home territory, but some end up in areas rife with rats.

Feline rat patrols keep watch over city delis and bodegas, car dealerships and the grounds of a Greenwich Village church. Four cats roam the loading dock at the Jacob K. Javits Convention Center, where food deliveries and garbage have drawn rodents for years.

"We used to hire exterminators, but nature has a better solution," said Rebecca Marshall, the sustainability manager at the 1.8-million-square-foot center. "And cats don't cost anything." About 6,000 volunteers have completed workshops where they've learned proper ways to trap cats.

The program is run through the privately funded Mayor's Alliance for NYC's Animals, a coalition of more than 150 animal rescue groups and shelters. It estimates as many as half a million feral and stray cats roam New York's five boroughs.

The life of a street cat is a tough one. Some are former pets, abandoned by owners. Plenty die of disease and malnutrition or are hit by vehicles. Others ingest poisoned cat food — set deliberately to get rid of them, cat advocates say.

Many of the animals are displaced as a result of New York's development, with new construction creating perilous conditions for those that once inhabited the city's nooks and crannies, from vacant lots, decaying factories and empty warehouses.

One colony of two dozen cats living in a lot on Manhattan's West Side are about to be displaced by construction on a new $3 billion office tower. A City Council member is working with residents and developers to make sure the creatures are moved to a safe location.

The Javits Center's quartet of cats — Sylvester, Alfreda, Mama Cat and Ginger — were lured to its 56 loading docks about two years ago with pet food brought by animal-loving employees. On a recent fall morning, Sylvester stationed himself next to a commercial truck, ready to pounce if needed.

The cats are predators but don't necessarily kill rats. Instead, experts say the feline scent and droppings repel the rodents.
"A mother rat will never give birth near a predator because the cats would eat the babies," said Jane Hoffman, president of the mayor's alliance.

The cat population is controlled through spaying and neutering, provided free of charge by the Humane Society of New York and the ASPCA. In most cases, adoption is out of the question for feral cats because they are just too wild to be domesticated.
Thanks to the volunteers, says Marshall, "we're protecting wildlife in the city, and the cats get a second chance at life."
 
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Robrites

Man Mistakenly drives to police station while high and tries to pay utilities bill

Man Mistakenly drives to police station while high and tries to pay utilities bill

BURLINGTON — Troopers arrested a 49-year-old man who mistakenly drove to a Washington State Patrol office while high on marijuana in an effort to pay an unrelated bill.

The man arrived around 6 a.m. Friday at the Burlington WSP office, WSP Sgt. Mark Francis said. The man parked his car and walked into the office, where he attempted to pay a public utilities bill.

Troopers told the man state patrol had nothing to do with public utilities, WSP said, but the man insisted he had paid his bill at the office before. The man appeared confused, and smelled of marijuana.

Troopers questioned the man about the smell, and he allegedly admitted to smoking a sizable amount of weed before heading to the office.

Troopers arrested the man on suspicion of DUI.
 
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Green Squall

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US Secret Service Cannot Find New Recruits Because Everyone Has Taken Adderall

US Secret Service Cannot Find New Recruits Because Everyone Has Taken Adderall

The U.S. Secret Service has been on a mission to hire a bunch of new agents over the past several months, but the agency says it is having trouble finding qualified recruits—because so many of them have used drugs without a prescription.

Federal officials have grown perplexed in their hunt for talented young men and women interested in a career with the Secret Service. The problem is so many of the applicants are being disqualified from the interview process due to their pill popping days of the past—mostly because they used Adderall back in college—according to report from USA Today.

This phenomenon has now challenged the agency, which is currently engaged in an aggressive hiring blitz, to find more than 1,000 qualified agents and other personnel by the fall of 2017.
To put this into perspective, there were somewhere around 27,000 people who responded to the agency’s call for applications in 2015, and only 300 passed the criteria leading to an offer for employment.

For a position with the U.S. Secret Service, candidates are put through an extensive vetting process, which includes a series of personal interviews and a polygraph test. In times past, it has been the polygraph that has typically meant the early demise of an aspiring agent, but now, officials say, the high rate of prescription drug abuse is what has prevented most applicants from advancing to the next level.

Recruiters say this is likely the most prescription drug use they have ever seen out in the field.

“It is definitely a struggle with this generation,” said Susan Goggin, Chief Recruiting Officer at the United States Secret Service. “Adderall is a huge, huge issue.’’

In a recent interview with NPR’s Here and Now, Kevin Johnson, the journalist who penned the Secret Service piece for USA Today, said most candidates do not view their use of Adderall and other prescription drugs as something that could be held against them. It seems the stigma behind the use of pills is not as cut and dry as it has been throughout the years for other illicit substances, like marijuana, cocaine and heroin.

“A lot of the candidates don’t view their use of substances, like Adderall and other amphetamines, necessarily as being wrong,” he said. “They’ve been using it to help them in their studies, as a study aid, to be able to work longer into the night.”

This is not the first time a federal agency has expressed concern over the difficulty of hiring new recruits based on previous use of illegal drugs. In 2014, FBI Director James Comey admitted that is was becoming increasingly more difficult to hire hackers because a lot of them use marijuana. The Justice Department echoed this sentiment in a 2015 report.

Some of the latest federal data shows the recreational use of Adderall has increased among adults by around 67 percent since 2006. This is mostly due to the fact that the high-powered stimulant is now being prescribed at a rate of 30 times more than it was just two decades ago. Interestingly, a 2014 HIGH TIMES analysis into the state of the “American Tweaker” found there is enough legal speed being manufactured throughout the nation to keep every citizen awake for a solid month—giving those interested in a job with the Secret Service plenty of time to plot out a new career path.
 

St. Phatty

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I had a feeling that Hillary had some more tricks up her sleeve.

Things that would emerge before the election.

Thought it would be about her health, e.g. early onset Parkinson's.


Isn't it refreshing that Hillary's aide's ex-husband is so comfortable with his sexuality ? /sarc


Now I understand better what happened.

Weiner was sharing a laptop with Huma.

He used it for sexting.

She used it to email with HRC. Sounds like there are about 15,000 emails.


I reckon this is like a double-barreled shotgun to the career prospects of HRC. Not necessarily because wrongdoing will be found.

Because of the timing, and the closeness of the race.
 

Meraxes

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Damn, did they solve the Bermuda Triangle, and Amelia Earhart in the span of a week?...Go fuckin science!
 

WelderDan

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Eh, I live in Florida. I can't drive five blocks without experiencing Weird, Wacky or Insane. It's just part of the experience.
 

Green Squall

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Man Admits To Stealing $4K Bong

Man Admits To Stealing $4K Bong

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A Framingham man will be summoned to court after he admitted to stealing a $4,000, one-of-a-kind bong from an Old Connecticut Path home on Oct. 16, police said.

Lucas Torres, 18, of 6 Mill St., will be summoned to appear in Framingham District Court at an undetermined date. Police charged Torres with breaking and entering, larceny from a building and larceny of property worth more than $250, the MetroWest Daily News reported.

Police began an investigation into the theft on Oct. 16. The homeowner told police that someone broke into his home and stole the bong, police spokesman Lt. Stephen Cronin said. The bong, the homeowner said, had been handmade in Japan.

He said that whoever stole it must have known its value.

Then, on Oct. 18, a drunk Torres went to the Framingham Police station and admitted to the theft, police said.

"He came to the station and said, 'I'm here to turn myself in,'" said Cronin. "His speech was thick and slurred, and he was trying to confess to something."

Due to Torres' level of intoxication, it was difficult for police to understand what he was trying to confess to. Torres used his phone to show the officers a MetroWest Daily News article about the break-in and bong theft and said he was responsible, Cronin said.

Torres said he knew the bong was worth a lot of money because someone he knew told him about it. He refused to say who told him, the lieutenant said.

Police went to Torres' Mill Street home to get the bong, and they found it outside on the front stairs.

Torres' arraignment date is not set.
 
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Robrites

Aggressive turkeys terrorizing residents of Davis, California

Aggressive turkeys terrorizing residents of Davis, California

DAVIS, Calif., Nov. 3 (UPI) -- A California city has voted to remove and re-locate an increasing number of aggressive turkeys.

One particularly aggressive Turkey, known as "Downtown Tom," prompted several residents of Davis, Calif., to call local police for help, according to KCRA.

"Yes, this is almost embarrassing. I am trying to get into my office on G Street in Davis and I have this huge turkey surrounding my car, circling me and I don't know what to do," one caller said. "I don't want to run it over but I can't stay in my car all morning, is there any advice you can give me?"

The Davis City Council voted 4-1 in favor of a more than $20,000 trap-and-release program in response to the presence of up to 40 aggressive wild turkeys, the Davis Enterprise reported.

"We can either proactively be a part of the solution...or we can have it come back to us when people have taken (the issue) into their own hands or someone seriously gets hurt," Councilwoman Rochelle Swanson said.

The ordinance allows for lethal removal of the turkeys, including Downtown Tom, who managed to escape capture by wildlife officials.

The city also placed signs in the downtown area giving residents tips for dealing with the aggressive fowl.

"Be the dominant species, essentially," City Wildlife Resource Specialist John McNerney said, summarizing the advice. "Don't let it intimidate you, which can be difficult for some folks."
 
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Robrites

Oregon man flees police, gets stuck in badger hole

Oregon man flees police, gets stuck in badger hole

If we've said it once, we've said it a thousand times: when trying to evade police, do not jump into a badger hole.

One Oregon man, Gregory Morrow, 22, of Ontario, apparently hadn't received this advice when he ended up in a badger hole on Bureau of Land Management land in Malheur County Thursday after leading police on a chase.

It appears that Morrow, and another man, Jerry Boatman, also of Ontario, attempted to evade police when an officer tried to pull them over in the parking lot of a Jack in the Box. Boatman and Morrow, opting not to comply with officers, jumped the curb in a 2001 Chevrolet Tahoe and led the Ontario Police Department on a short chase, which was terminated "due to safety concerns," according to a release from the Oregon State Police.

At the time, officers noted there were two men and a dog in the car.

A couple of hours later, police said, Boatman was found "traveling by foot on the BLM land." He was arrested.

A couple hours after that, a police aircraft spotted the Tahoe in a ravine. Officers followed tracks leading away from the SUV for over a mile, when they came across the dog from the earlier chase. When the officers approached the dog, he ran into a badger hole and wouldn't leave.

Finally, the officers got the dog out. Then, they heard a man "screaming for help from within the hole."

Morrow was trapped in the hole, approximately 8 feet underground. He was feet first and starting to lose feeling in his arms.

It took officers about an hour and a half to dig Morrow out of the hole. He was identified as the driver of the vehicle, which was stolen, and arrested for that as well as a parole violation. He was also taken to an area hospital and treated for minor injuries. Police say further charges are pending.

"Most likely," said police, "Morrow would have died from exposure as he would not have been able to free himself."

And that is why you don't try to escape into a badger hole.
 

Midnight Tokar

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DAVIS, Calif., Nov. 3 (UPI) -- A California city has voted to remove and re-locate an increasing number of aggressive turkeys.

One particularly aggressive Turkey, known as "Downtown Tom," prompted several residents of Davis, Calif., to call local police for help, according to KCRA.

"Yes, this is almost embarrassing. I am trying to get into my office on G Street in Davis and I have this huge turkey surrounding my car, circling me and I don't know what to do," one caller said. "I don't want to run it over but I can't stay in my car all morning, is there any advice you can give me?"

The Davis City Council voted 4-1 in favor of a more than $20,000 trap-and-release program in response to the presence of up to 40 aggressive wild turkeys, the Davis Enterprise reported.

"We can either proactively be a part of the solution...or we can have it come back to us when people have taken (the issue) into their own hands or someone seriously gets hurt," Councilwoman Rochelle Swanson said.

The ordinance allows for lethal removal of the turkeys, including Downtown Tom, who managed to escape capture by wildlife officials.

The city also placed signs in the downtown area giving residents tips for dealing with the aggressive fowl.

"Be the dominant species, essentially," City Wildlife Resource Specialist John McNerney said, summarizing the advice. "Don't let it intimidate you, which can be difficult for some folks."

And just in time for Thanksgiving. Not much of a problem.
 
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Robrites

Claims of alien base in HAWAII as ‘classic flying saucer’ photographed over mountain

Claims of alien base in HAWAII as ‘classic flying saucer’ photographed over mountain

SHOCKING claims aliens have a secret base here on Earth have been made after a "classic 1950s B Movie style flying saucer" was allegedly snapped hovering over a mountain.

The image, said to have been taken over the mountain in Waikane, Hawaii, is being probed by paranormal investigators from the Mutual UFO Network (MUFON).

It was taken by an unnamed photographer on October 23 before he submitted it the the US-based organisation, which is the biggest in the world devoted to the investigation of aliens and UFOs.

In a report to MUFON, the eyewitness said: "I was taking pictures at Kaneoha Bay at lunch time of the mountains.

"I had on the "multiple pictures" setting which means if I hold down the button of my camera then it will continuously snap photos with not even a second in between shots.

"I had this option on and took multiple picture of the mountains.

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I went to go look back at my pictures when I noticed one of them was not like the others.

"At first I thought a wood chip was on my lens, but I looked closer and I realised I had spotted a UFO."

The man said he had previously been a sceptic.

He added: "I don't really believe in stereotypical UFOs but this creeped me out so much that I'm reporting it just in case it really is one.

“The unidentified object I saw was a disk, football shape and it was yellow/orange.

"When I zoom up on my camera, there seems to be a dome on the top as well.

"As soon as I saw the picture and realised it wasn't a football or wood chip I got a very eerie feeling.

"I showed my brother and dad the photo right when I saw but they didn't seem to be worried much about it.

"I attached the photos in this report as well.

"The first one should be a plain picture of the mountains and the second one has the weird object in it.

"It seems to be hovering over the mountain in the middle right side of the photo."

It has also been picked up on by Scott C Waring, editor of ufosightingsdaily.com, who made the shock claims about it being evidence for an alien base.

He wrote: "UFOs are often seen around mountain tops because their exits from the underground bases need to be in locations where few people ever venture.
 

atk7

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If we've said it once, we've said it a thousand times: when trying to evade police, do not jump into a badger hole.

One Oregon man, Gregory Morrow, 22, of Ontario, apparently hadn't received this advice when he ended up in a badger hole on Bureau of Land Management land in Malheur County Thursday after leading police on a chase.

It appears that Morrow, and another man, Jerry Boatman, also of Ontario, attempted to evade police when an officer tried to pull them over in the parking lot of a Jack in the Box. Boatman and Morrow, opting not to comply with officers, jumped the curb in a 2001 Chevrolet Tahoe and led the Ontario Police Department on a short chase, which was terminated "due to safety concerns," according to a release from the Oregon State Police.

At the time, officers noted there were two men and a dog in the car.

A couple of hours later, police said, Boatman was found "traveling by foot on the BLM land." He was arrested.

A couple hours after that, a police aircraft spotted the Tahoe in a ravine. Officers followed tracks leading away from the SUV for over a mile, when they came across the dog from the earlier chase. When the officers approached the dog, he ran into a badger hole and wouldn't leave.

Finally, the officers got the dog out. Then, they heard a man "screaming for help from within the hole."

Morrow was trapped in the hole, approximately 8 feet underground. He was feet first and starting to lose feeling in his arms.

It took officers about an hour and a half to dig Morrow out of the hole. He was identified as the driver of the vehicle, which was stolen, and arrested for that as well as a parole violation. He was also taken to an area hospital and treated for minor injuries. Police say further charges are pending.

"Most likely," said police, "Morrow would have died from exposure as he would not have been able to free himself."

And that is why you don't try to escape into a badger hole.
Hope that guy realizes the dog probably saved his life
 

armedoldhippy

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jump in a badger hole, LOL! he is lucky the damn badger was not gnawing on his ankles. "lessee here, i can keep running & probably get away, or i can crawl down in this vicious animals den & hide...hmmmm. i think i'll hide out with the badgers. " :biggrin: THERE is a thought process with which i am not familiar...
 

WelderDan

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There's a retention pond near where I work. My supervisor told me one day this guy came running up to one of the loading docks, his head all bloody. He was homeless, and was washing his face in the retention pond when an alligator grabbed him by the head. He was pretty pretty freaked out (so was my supervisor), and his head looked like, well it looked like he was grabbed by an alligator.

When I first moved here, like the first week, I was watching the news. A 10 foot alligator had parked himself in the street a few blocks away to get some sun. Of course someone called the cops, and a female officer showed up. She had the brilliant idea of grabbing it by the tail to try to get it out of the street. It promptly slapped her with its tail breaking both her legs. So she's laying in the street with two broken legs next to a 10 foot alligator. Lucky for her he wasn't hungry and just wandered away.
 
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