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noyd666

copper head having a drink of johny walker
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armedoldhippy

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Come visit Australia, they said.
No worries, they said.

what is there to worry about? i mean, besides great white sharks, blue ring octopus, saltwater crocodiles, being eaten by dingoes, nearly invisible jellyfish that can kill you, ALL of their snakes are venomous, and some of the most aggressive venomous spiders on the planet. balancing this out are incredible scenery, beautiful women, great fishing, great food, and Donald Trump is NOT their president. i mean, who in their right mind would NOT want to eat shrooms & spend the night on top of Ayers Rock smoking killer pot?:woohoo:
 
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noyd666

what is there to worry about? i mean, besides great white sharks, blue ring octopus, saltwater crocodiles, being eaten by dingoes, nearly invisible jellyfish that can kill you, ALL of their snakes are venomous, and some of the most aggressive venomous spiders on the planet. balancing this out are incredible scenery, beautiful women, great fishing, great food, and Donald Trump is NOT their president. i mean, who in their right mind would NOT want to eat shrooms & spend the night on top of Ayers Rock smoking killer pot?:woohoo:

lol, not wrong mate,
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woman found this baby brown snake in kids lunchbox as she was loading it, second on the list of the worlds highly venomous land snakes , yoiks.
 

shithawk420

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I say we make a vote to prove Aussies are the toughest people on the planet.can't even walk barefooted there without stepping on something deadly for fucks sake!lol
 

Only Ornamental

Spiritually inspired agnostic mad scientist
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first national amnesty in oz nets 57000 guns.View Image

I say we make a vote to prove Aussies are the toughest people on the planet.can't even walk barefooted there without stepping on something deadly for fucks sake!lol
And that's why they don't need their guns anymore ;) . Besides, guns aren't of much use against most of their critters. The bazooka maybe... but what good does it do if the spiders are gone along with your house, kids, and everything?
 

Capt.Ahab

Feeding the ducks with a bun.
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I'll take the SKS's although I'd prefer them without the stupid duckbill magazines.
SKS is a great rifle.
 

420somewhere

Hi ho here we go
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I hadn’t looked in my gun safe for 20 years..

I hadn’t looked in my gun safe for 20 years..

I'll take the SKS's although I'd prefer them without the stupid duckbill magazines.
SKS is a great rifle.

I hadn’t looked in my gun safe for 20 years and I found a brand new SKS. I also found an almost complete case of ammunition.

I was giving my life long friend my authentic WW2 - Nazi Marked 98K for his WW2 collection of war shit. I also gave him a M1 Carbine from the WW2 Pacific Campaign.

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Phaeton

Speed of Dark
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It doesn't even look like a single gun would fire without blowing up in your face!you see all those bent barrels?

I assumed the barrels were bent deliberately upon receipt to prevent their re use. Then I remember the 'shoot around a corner' rifle the military actually produced and I wonder.
But yeah, most of those guns are too ugly to fire safely.
 

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