Weird Phone Calls

[Patsheba]

You guys got me! Yeah, I got all those calls you forwarded to me!

I fixed 'em tho, I plugged the line into the FAX machine!

 

[Guest]

Depending on where you live they are just taking back what we stole from them.

 

[Guest]

http://www.lapuntarealty.com/news/a_realestateinfo.htm

 

[its kurmit]

everyonce in a while i get this italian guy that sounds like a mafioso thinking hes leaving a message to his gf, hey mary you know who it is, i just want to talk pick up the phone..(5 seconds later...MARY PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE!!!...ok love you bye one time i made the mistake of picking up the phone and now he thinks someones banging his girl so i get a call every day...yesterday i told him i found out where he lives and if he doesnt stop calling paddy o'malley & and the irish mob will make sure his wiring in his apt is fualty and the batteries in the smoke alarm are dead

 

[Delta9-THC]

Telemarketers have diallers and programs that listen for a female voice. If a man answers - it hangs up and tries next number.

ws

Lol ...yes everyone has had a crank phone call
or someone who dials the wrong number

I used to do telemarketing and no we had no machines to see who answered

just told to sell to anyone ...especially the old or crazy : ) ... its business I guess

Never do that again


Peace

 

[CaptJamesTKirk]

Depending on where you live they are just taking back what we stole from them.

My great grandad was the first white child born in Yuma county Colorado - if they stole land it was from Indians


They always said the south would rise again.

 

[KharmaGirl]

tell them jobba is in the hut and fred mombo(the clown) went back to Iowa and died in 2001..and you now have possession of there phone...

You do know Dr.Jay passed on, eh? He's in a better place now

 

[GOT_BUD?]

everyonce in a while i get this italian guy that sounds like a mafioso thinking hes leaving a message to his gf, hey mary you know who it is, i just want to talk pick up the phone..(5 seconds later...MARY PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE!!!...ok love you bye one time i made the mistake of picking up the phone and now he thinks someones banging his girl so i get a call every day...yesterday i told him i found out where he lives and if he doesnt stop calling paddy o'malley & and the irish mob will make sure his wiring in his apt is fualty and the batteries in the smoke alarm are dead

"I'm sorry, _________________ can't talk on the phone right now. Because my cock is in her mouth." - My standard answer when someone calls asking for a woman.

 

[Patsheba]

lmfao

good one!