Weird Phone Calls

[DrJay2001]

I dunno, don't you get them too? I don't mean the telemarketers and such. I mean I got one weird call on my cell today.

A guy is screaming into the phone, "Hey, Jobba this is Mombo".

"Jobba"? Mombo? what universe are these guys from?

So, I dunno what to tell this Mombo fool so I just say "Dave's not here" and hang up.

Yours,
Dr. jay

 

[ken]

maybe your mobile number is similar to some crack dealers?

i occaisonally get wrong numbers.

 

[DrJay2001]

It sounded like it was coming from the parallel Hip Hop Universe. That's a scary place.

Yours,
Dr. Jay

 

[SlackerScrog]

Shit Happens, and sometimes, ... shit happens

But on a lighter note.....oh yeah "Shit Happens".........


I just love sundays........

peace

 

[DrJay2001]

Well, at least it wasn't the usual:

"Paco? Es tu? Donde esta mi carro? Paco!"

oh, living in SoCal.

Yours,
Dr. Jay

 

[Joemutt1978]

it was a prank call from ebaumsworld.com.

People can call you and talk to you with any actors voice, I tried it and its fun, I had schwarzenager call a few people, lol, go to soundboards.

 

[Vapour]

Has noone ever come to you and you just wish they would disappear so you make a random call to noone to invent a crisis which gets you away from them. No?
Only me then......

 

[NOKUY]

Has noone ever come to you and you just wish they would disappear so you make a random call to noone to invent a crisis which gets you away from them. No?
Only me then......

I dont actually make the call, but I do "act" like I'm on my cell phone to avoid talking to people...I actually do it all the fukin time.

 

[Guest]

They didn’t try to give you an orphaned Cambodian child did they?

I might know who that is.

 

[Guest]

They didn’t try to give you an orphaned Cambodian child did they?

Orphaned Cambodian children also make excellent muskie bait...

Hafta tie their arms down, or the muskie can't get a good, firm bite.

"if there was a hell - I'd be BarBQ by now"

ws

 

[GOT_BUD?]

Orphaned Cambodian children also make excellent muskie bait...

Hafta tie their arms down, or the muskie can't get a good, firm bite.

"if there was a hell - I'd be BarBQ by now"

ws

You can't tie the arms down. You need the limbs free to make more noise to attract the fish. Where'd you learn how to catch Muskellunge?

 

[Yummybud]

haha Joba and Mombo

once I left my cell phone on with the ringer on high and at 4 am I get a call and wake up and I'm thinking who the hell would phone me at 4 am so I pick it um and I'm like Hi?

and this asian lady starts talking in chinese......

 

[Gangabiss]

I occassionally get phone calls from people who hang up as soon as I pick up the phone...no weird noises or voice, the phone is just dead when I pick it up after a couple of rings.

 

[Elevator Man]

Most of this can probably be explained - it's just someone in the future using the 'Crank-Prank Time Phone' to ring you in the past, and waste your time with crank calls...

"Is this the Johnson boys from down the street? Gosh darn ya..."

 

[Guest]

I occassionally get phone calls from people who hang up as soon as I pick up the phone...no weird noises or voice, the phone is just dead when I pick it up after a couple of rings.

Telemarketers have diallers and programs that listen for a female voice. If a man answers - it hangs up and tries next number.

ws

 

[Americangrower]

I dont actually make the call, but I do "act" like I'm on my cell phone to avoid talking to people...I actually do it all the fukin time.

Yukon.. you my friend have way to much time on your hands to have dug this old post up at 1am lol... of course it's prob earlier where you are....

I had some1's girlfriend leave a voice mail on my phone.. She was SCREAMING about how she wanted chicken tenders brought home....spicy 1's lol..

 

[Gangabiss]

Telemarketers have diallers and programs that listen for a female voice. If a man answers - it hangs up and tries next number.

ws

Is that true? lol

Now that I think about it, it is after I say hello that I hear the 'click' and it goes dead...slimy little weasels

 

[Guest]

Yup - they target women. Sometimes - depends on what they're hawkin'.

ws

 

[Guest]

tell them jobba is in the hut and fred mombo(the clown) went back to Iowa and died in 2001..and you now have possession of there phone...

I dunno, don't you get them too? I don't mean the telemarketers and such. I mean I got one weird call on my cell today.

A guy is screaming into the phone, "Hey, Jobba this is Mombo".

"Jobba"? Mombo? what universe are these guys from?

So, I dunno what to tell this Mombo fool so I just say "Dave's not here" and hang up.

Yours,
Dr. jay

 

[CaptJamesTKirk]

Well, at least it wasn't the usual:

"Paco? Es tu? Donde esta mi carro? Paco!"

oh, living in SoCal.

Yours,
Dr. Jay

And Boston and Atlanta and Denver and Fort Smith and Portland and New York and Charllot and Mobile and Pittsburg and Chicago and, and, and...

Will the last one leaving Mexico please turn the lights off.

thank you