llanos 101
llanos 101
I went to check out a finca in the llanos where they want to have a licensed outdoor grow. First off this finca is located right where the plains meet the mountains so it gets some nice cool evenings but still extremely hot to me. But the heat is just one problem, the humidity is super high (as to be expected). It reminded me of south Texas in the summer but not as intense.
Everything for the job is still in development so they have a long way to go not to mention waiting on the license so basically the rich guys just wanted me to get a feel for the finca and get a price from me to grow for them there. I came there with them knowing I was already involved in other projects and that I couldn't commit to anything full time but I could work at least 7 days out of every month. Of course they would have to provide transport (it's about 2 hours from my other job) and give me a decent place to stay while there. So I look at the finca and then head over to this fancy hotel to meet with the rich guys.
Of course they were hours late so by the time they got there I was half drunk and a little pissed they kept me waiting. Anyway we all sit down and start talking. I tell them right off that the humidity was going to be a bitch here to grow certain plants. These guys know nothing, I mean nothing about cannabis other than it makes money. It turns me off but I try to nicely educate them on the most critical points of the plant but it goes right over their heads and they fixate on how much they can produce and how much they can sell it for.
I'm not feeling it and try to tell them (again nicely) then we talk about money. One guy asks me how much to run the grow, I throw a number at them and they freak. First they acted like I was not translating correctly then they try changing the deal asking how much just to grow 20 plants to see what strain will produce the best in this climate. The whole time I'm calm because I don't need this job and really not digging the rich guys but their stressing cause they need me. I told them I'm not interested in growing 20 plants but they keep pressing offering a couple hundred bucks to develop a suitable plant. And they got these bimbos hanging around kind of distracting me but all I smell is bullshit. They were getting irritated because I told them the money was not even close and I already had projects more interesting. I had to be cool cause I was on their turf far from my home and people so I didn't want to piss them off. So I told them the offer was very very low but I would need time to consider. They couldn't say no so after more bullshitting about how beautiful the women there were I went back to my hotel in Villavicencio. In the morning their driver took me back to Bogota and once there I called and thanked them for the offer but I would decline. They wanted to know how much I wanted and I just told them thank you again but not interested in the job. I just didn't like them and although I think plants could grow well there, I don't want to work in heat like that.
Nice visit to the llanos but now I'm focusing on my current projects and trying to avoid opportunistic bimbos.
red rider
llanos 101
I went to check out a finca in the llanos where they want to have a licensed outdoor grow. First off this finca is located right where the plains meet the mountains so it gets some nice cool evenings but still extremely hot to me. But the heat is just one problem, the humidity is super high (as to be expected). It reminded me of south Texas in the summer but not as intense.
Everything for the job is still in development so they have a long way to go not to mention waiting on the license so basically the rich guys just wanted me to get a feel for the finca and get a price from me to grow for them there. I came there with them knowing I was already involved in other projects and that I couldn't commit to anything full time but I could work at least 7 days out of every month. Of course they would have to provide transport (it's about 2 hours from my other job) and give me a decent place to stay while there. So I look at the finca and then head over to this fancy hotel to meet with the rich guys.
Of course they were hours late so by the time they got there I was half drunk and a little pissed they kept me waiting. Anyway we all sit down and start talking. I tell them right off that the humidity was going to be a bitch here to grow certain plants. These guys know nothing, I mean nothing about cannabis other than it makes money. It turns me off but I try to nicely educate them on the most critical points of the plant but it goes right over their heads and they fixate on how much they can produce and how much they can sell it for.
I'm not feeling it and try to tell them (again nicely) then we talk about money. One guy asks me how much to run the grow, I throw a number at them and they freak. First they acted like I was not translating correctly then they try changing the deal asking how much just to grow 20 plants to see what strain will produce the best in this climate. The whole time I'm calm because I don't need this job and really not digging the rich guys but their stressing cause they need me. I told them I'm not interested in growing 20 plants but they keep pressing offering a couple hundred bucks to develop a suitable plant. And they got these bimbos hanging around kind of distracting me but all I smell is bullshit. They were getting irritated because I told them the money was not even close and I already had projects more interesting. I had to be cool cause I was on their turf far from my home and people so I didn't want to piss them off. So I told them the offer was very very low but I would need time to consider. They couldn't say no so after more bullshitting about how beautiful the women there were I went back to my hotel in Villavicencio. In the morning their driver took me back to Bogota and once there I called and thanked them for the offer but I would decline. They wanted to know how much I wanted and I just told them thank you again but not interested in the job. I just didn't like them and although I think plants could grow well there, I don't want to work in heat like that.
Nice visit to the llanos but now I'm focusing on my current projects and trying to avoid opportunistic bimbos.
red rider