urine test in 5 days

[CanIgetsum]

P.s the powdered urine kit works b/c of the heat pads, keeps the urine at body temp....like rick stated be careful not to dilute your urine by drinking too much water, they will make you take another test or fail you altogether.. Cheapest way
I would say would be to buy the heat pads, take clean urine from someone that morning
and you should be golden...

 

[Phedrosbenny]

Drinking vinegar is an old trick.All it used to do is cloud the urine so they couldnt test it.That dont work anymore..I have smoked a ounce in a week and at the end of the week passed a drug test with niacine.It really works.I used to take one a day up until the day I had to piss.On the day I had to piss I took 2.Allways worked for me and friends.

 

[Phedrosbenny]

To much hearsay.Here's the deal goldenseal,niacin,vinegar are worthless.I have successfully passed pre-employment drug tests using teas from GNC(Naturally Kleen).Most urine tests they will put a temperature test strip in after you hand it to them,then they put it against a color chart.these first two things make sure it came from your body and you did not drink a gallon of water to dilute your sample.Most tests are SAMHSA 5 panel,if it passes simple assay your good,if anything is detected it goes to GC-MS, gas chromatography-mass spectrometry.

And sorry..not trying to be rude..but this guy dont know what he is talking about.Niacine works.Everytime.As long as it is just for weed.

 

[Scrogerman]

I like the sound of this Niacin then Phedro's, I know someone mentioned that you need to ingest it, but i'm not so sure thats the case & im wondering what neutralising effects this stuff has on the body & the urine sample itself. Sounds like adding a base to an acid to neutralise, i cant see this stuff making the kidney work like some kind of dialysis, completely cleaning Canna/toxic build-up, you said yourself it only works on "Bud" if im not mistaken!. I wonder if further investigation is worth my while. It would be nice if you could just chuck a pinch into the sample cup & it having the same or similar neutralising effect, i doubt anybody would be the tester for that one. In this case, he's only got a few days left before the sample is to be given so my money would still be on the 'Whizzinator' as i originally said. G'Luck with it Devil anyway bro!

 

[rocky5]

i have a lab grade gc/ms drug test comming up soon
and i was loking at all the options avalible to me.
it looks like substitution with someone else,s urine
or if i have enough time to follow these steps,
even the substitution is iffy as the do gravity tests now.


http://www.ehow.com/how_5888461_pass-lab_grade-_gc_ms_-drug-test.html

the options for synthetic doesnt look like it will hold up to me.
and most of the other ,vinegar,niacin,golden seal are iffy they
may hold up for the employee/independant tests but this
gc/ms test is the hardest to beat.
only government,milatry,jails/police and such places send these to
university,s and hospitals which have the equipment and is very expensive
so most employers dont send them this far on.

could someone correct me if im wrong please.

 

[cheifstrongleaf]

i have a lab grade gc/ms drug test comming up soon
and i was loking at all the options avalible to me.
it looks like substitution with someone else,s urine
or if i have enough time to follow these steps,
even the substitution is iffy as the do gravity tests now.


http://www.ehow.com/how_5888461_pass-lab_grade-_gc_ms_-drug-test.html

the options for synthetic doesnt look like it will hold up to me.
and most of the other ,vinegar,niacin,golden seal are iffy they
may hold up for the employee/independant tests but this
gc/ms test is the hardest to beat.
only government,milatry,jails/police and such places send these to
university,s and hospitals which have the equipment and is very expensive
so most employers dont send them this far on.

could someone correct me if im wrong please.

Rocky,

Your location states that you're in Scotland, and if that's the case, I don't know what to tell you. But, if you're in the U.S., most of the pre-employment drug tests have gc/ms listed on the paperwork. Generally, they only send it off to the gc/ms if the initial tests they do come back positive because like you said, the expense is a factor. I know for a fact that synthetics work as I have been successful twice. I'm not going to comment on the other methods that have been mentioned here because I have had posts removed by doing so. Personally, I would never, ever put my fate in the hands of a detox drink, tea, niacin, vinegar, or even another person's urine. There are too many things that can go wrong.

As previously stated, for what ever reason, vinegar used to work. Back in 1996, when I was in High School, a close friend of mine was on probation. He had random tests in which his P.O. would call him randomly and tell him to report to the Juvenile center before 5 P.M. He never quit smoking, but was generally able to obtain a clean sample from his sister. We both smoked before school that day and our we always smoked during 1st period as well (we had wood shop and the teacher was cool as hell so he didn't give a shit so long as we didn't cut our fingers off). My buddy got called into the office during 1st period for a phone call. It was his P.O. telling him that he had to come in that day for a urinalysis.

His sister was out of state and no one we knew and trusted could provide a clean sample. I told him that I'd heard that vinegar worked, but had never tested it. We ditched 2nd period and went to his house. He whipped out a quart bottle of Heinz vinegar and poured half of it into a glass and chugged. He then drank a full glass of water, followed by the rest of the vinegar. He went for his test at lunch and when he came back had a smile on his face. He passed.

This was 1996 and he said it was one of the instant tests similar to what you can buy at Wal -Mart. Looking back on it, I'm willing to bet that he passed due to dilution and not some magical property of the vinegar.

@scrogerman - If you put Niacin directly into the urine sample, it will come back as adulterated and that's a fail.

 

[rick shaw]

Substitution sounds best for you Rocky5.The cheesy part is a hand warmer to keep it warm.In my tests,3 times only one was observed.Two times I was sent into a room alone.I know two commercial pilots when I ask them about UA's they just smiled.Just don't give a sample from a 80 year old pregnant woman or you might have some explaining to do.

 

[Amber Trich]

a couple months ago I passed a drug test using the dilution method.

I had been smoking heavily and quit for less then a week.

I drank plenty of water during that time, and at least a gallon right before. I drank so much I thought I might puke, and color wise my pee was clear.

I took 1/2 teaspoon creatine 24, 48, and 72 hours beforehand to beat the gravity test

I took 100 mg of B2 about an 1/2 an hour before to color my pee. it actually made it kind of greenish but they didnt say anything.

another trick is to go as late in the day as possible and when you piss dont take the first or last stuff that comes out. stop mid stream then get the minimum amount required into the cup and finish pissing in the toilet.

I have another test coming up and plan to do the same.

I also refrained from burning fat and ate a lot of fat before hand

So it can work.

 

[Phedrosbenny]

Niacin will work for a military piss test..A guy from the military .Posted already.And I have personally taken both piss tests in the hospital for a job and piss tests for legal reasons with the court.It works.

Make sure if you use a substitute that you get it to the right temp.First thing they will do is test the temp.

The rest of the options other than what I told you is risky.Be careful.And good luck to you.The holidays are getting close and im sure you have some type of family....I hope you pass it.

 

[rick shaw]

Check Wikipedia drug teat/urinalysis it will debunk the niacin/golden seal/vinegar crap.Niacin,B-3 has been promoted as a detox by Scientology they picked it up from the Quaker.Drop the hearsay BS drug tests are serious business.

 

[dusto2k3]

Niacin will work for a military piss test..A guy from the military .Posted already.And I have personally taken both piss tests in the hospital for a job and piss tests for legal reasons with the court.It works.

Make sure if you use a substitute that you get it to the right temp.First thing they will do is test the temp.

The rest of the options other than what I told you is risky.Be careful.And good luck to you.The holidays are getting close and im sure you have some type of family....I hope you pass it.

It works, sometimes, i know people who swear by Niacin and have been burned by Niacin all the same. Quit spouting this nonsense on this forum.

Why would you even risk it and put a contaminated sample (masked) in the cup. That's stupid. Substitute.

Phedros, how would you know? Since February you have done nothing but sit in front of your computer. Put the ICMag down man.

 

[midgethorse]

I use those small shampoo bottles, you get from a hotel. Fill it with clean pee. And duct tape it to my armpit, It stays perfect body temp. I have used all that over the counter shit,Never works. Why chance it? Bring it some clean warm piss!
I have thought of using a condom in the past, but some have spermacide, so I didnt fuck with it. And I do own a whizanator, but they were expensive(back then anyway). Never faild me...well....one time..while I was waiting for my pre employment piss, the valve came loose, I pissed myself with someone elses pee!
Midget

 

[yortbogey]

try this.......

try this.......

http://www.testclear.com/


the ABSOLUTE...........only answer.........
dehydrated....CLEAN.....Human urine...........

workz every time.......

 

[wantaknow]

shure gell ,charcol caps,when you pee ,start in the toilet first then give the last of your peeand take b1 vitamin thats yellow in color to darken your urin,good luck

 

[Scrogerman]

@scrogerman - If you put Niacin directly into the urine sample, it will come back as adulterated and that's a fail.

How do you know this bro? i was hopeing someone with the knowledge would chip-in & educate us on such stuff & the effect on the body & why etc(physical symptoms).
I remember the days when you could just contaminate the given sample with a little scraped flake or two of dish soap from under your thumb nail, which would cause an inconclusive result,. of course these days any such attempt is an instant fail. It would be nice to know how the 'Niacin' works & if any sort of extract could be used to neutralise a piss-test, im pretty sure something could be knocked up, It would be about time & an exellent biz op/blag, whoops, shhhh lol. Its about time this problem became-not a problem anymore. Just not keen on the side-effects with the Niacin, but shit, if its gonna save you your job then its a zero brainer, course your gonna take it.

 

[Phedrosbenny]

It works, sometimes, i know people who swear by Niacin and have been burned by Niacin all the same. Quit spouting this nonsense on this forum.

Why would you even risk it and put a contaminated sample (masked) in the cup. That's stupid. Substitute.

Phedros, how would you know? Since February you have done nothing but sit in front of your computer. Put the ICMag down man.

You dont even know me.And I wasnt telling nobody to try and sneak in another sample.

And ive been sitting in front of my computer since Feb??. What the hell are you doing watching me? .Is it your job or something ? Probably not.Tell me something..If you have been watching me be on the computer too much what have you been doing?

Oh I see you looked under my name and saw I joined in Feb...You must be a genuis...lols.

Since 2006 you havent had much to offer.I wonder...how many different names do you use on here? Your absolutly right..I spend way too much time talking to people like "you" on I.C. mag.

 

[RetroGrow]

http://www.freakys.com/SYNTHETIC_URINE-Quick_Fix.html

$17, works every time.
You can use it in an IV bag under your armpit with a tube running inside your clothes down to your crotch.
Keeps it at proper body temperature.
This works for sure. Have used it successfully.
This question comes up every month or two.
There ought to be a sticky on the subject.It's really quite simple though.
Substitution is the answer currently, as many have stated, but they are now working on tests which will uncover synthetic urine. When that becomes universal, you will need to get the more expensive freeze dried powdered human urine.

 

[Stoned Coder]

If I am taking a drug test it's for a very good reason so I certainly have never tried Niacin (Vitamin B3), but I have read a lot of conflicting reports about it. Some people swear it works, while scientific journals will tell you there is no evidence to back up this claim. One site goes as far as to say Niacin has about as much effect on a drug screening as prayer.

After doing some browsing around the web this evening, and reading quite a few different articles and forum postings - one thing has become very clear.

Every year tons of stoners end up in emergency rooms after having overdosed on Niacin in attempts to pass UA. Some of the worst effects I read about were dangerously low blood pressure, liver damage, and even coma. At the very least you are going to turn red and shit your pants for a few days.

So please if you try this method be smart, do some research, and don't over do it.

 

[Phedrosbenny]

Every year addicts end up in the emergency room because dealers like to cut weak dope with it.Thats probably what you read and even with me telling you I bet you still dont understand what im talking about...

I need to dig my boots back out.

New name I see

 

[Stoned Coder]

I meant no offense to you or your contribution to the thread Phedrosbenny.

I just want people to be aware that taking a bunch Niacin in attempts to pass a drug test is not a good idea, and is in fact quite dangerous. Some of the people in the article were taking as much as 2500mg thinking that hey if I take a few extra pills I'm more likely to pass the test. Which is dumb. I'm just trying to help.

And yeah I delete my accounts once a year and start a new name. I don't like to leave a trail