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urine test in 5 days
- Thread starter DirtDevil
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If youve been smoking on a daily basis for several months then its gonna be in your system for 14 to 28 days, more likely the latter. No point giving a diluted sample or a contaminated one either, used to be able to do either & mostly get away with it, these days any such attemts are considered an instant fail. id consider one of those plastic willy's, i saw one in Hightimes years ago called the 'Whizinator' LOL, A strap on real looking willy(Penis) that contains either something similar to untainted urine or leaves you room to get a mate that dont puff to have that pleasure & wee in the hidden bag for you, i think thats attached to the belt that goes around your waist. Id be on the web looking for such an item, i know they are available, only 5 days you best get next day delivery. Apart from this plastic willy thing i know of nothing that would be effective against todays testing methods. I say take No-chances & get a Whizanator or similar, Good luck with your piss-test!
Just Make sure you wear it long enough for it to adjust to body Temp or you'll get caught out. Ive seen someone heating a toothpaste tube up(containing someone else's piss) under a hot tap, the tester said "Thats Funny, you should not be alive, your body temp is over 180f", something like that it was & he got an instant fail LOL, they have temp gauges on the sample cups you wee in(sometimes).
Of course none of this will work if they give you a strip search before testing, possible but unlikely unless its the law doing it!
Just Make sure you wear it long enough for it to adjust to body Temp or you'll get caught out. Ive seen someone heating a toothpaste tube up(containing someone else's piss) under a hot tap, the tester said "Thats Funny, you should not be alive, your body temp is over 180f", something like that it was & he got an instant fail LOL, they have temp gauges on the sample cups you wee in(sometimes).
Of course none of this will work if they give you a strip search before testing, possible but unlikely unless its the law doing it!
what the Fk is Subsitute ?
Theres a little more to it than that, Dilution doesnt work like ive already stated, you water-up & flush your system, many gallons of water & a few headaches later
& all you get for giving a dilute sample is an instant fail, no-two ways about it. I do understand the subsitute piss, like i said previously, its how its done thats important, its really easy to get caught out, depending on which country you reside in & a whole host of other issues/points. Imo the best idea would be to go really prepared & consider all the pros & cons before hand. it would be helpful to the OP if people elaborated.
& all you get for giving a dilute sample is an instant fail, no-two ways about it. I do understand the subsitute piss, like i said previously, its how its done thats important, its really easy to get caught out, depending on which country you reside in & a whole host of other issues/points. Imo the best idea would be to go really prepared & consider all the pros & cons before hand. it would be helpful to the OP if people elaborated.
dusto2k3
Member
it would help to know the reason for the urinalysis. Is this going to be a supervised pissing...are they gonna be looking at your dick? If not, substitution is your best bet. I've done it for every job I've needed to test for.
You just need to keep the sample at temp as they check for temp as well.
I wouldn't dilute either. There's no guarantee that way.
Google on the net, cannabis.com has a forum dedicated to drug testing.
You just need to keep the sample at temp as they check for temp as well.
I wouldn't dilute either. There's no guarantee that way.
Google on the net, cannabis.com has a forum dedicated to drug testing.
You used to be able to contaminate back in the day but there wise to that now, just like dilution, both instant fails. Just a small bit of hand soap under your thumb nail was enough to contaminate the sample & make it useless for testing, just used to plop a bit in but i know its a fail in most places these days, especially the UK. If its 'on-top', ie- Camera's,Hidden Camera's, or people standing over you watching you go(ive seen this) , then the Whizinator Plastic penis is the one. I wish you Luck Devil, you best go lend the cash if your short on funds & get this or if all else fails stick a toothpaste tube of someone elses pee or something similar down ya pants a few hours before the test!
dusto2k3
Member
When I bought synthetic it came in a bottle similat to elmers glue, roundish but real oblong. It had an aquarium thermometer on the side and you knew the temp. I microwaved it for a couple of seconds then drove to the testing lab with the bottle tucked underneath my croth area to keep temperature up. I smuggled the bottle in with me in my boxer briefs and just poured it in the container the lab gave me. Pissed in the toilet to make everything look right and viola.
I also used a condom to hold the piss for another test. I just poured it in the condom and closed it carefully with a soft twist tie. Again keeping it tucked in my nuts to keep temp. Again, just walked in and pour. I think this time I used my brother pee though.
I also used a condom to hold the piss for another test. I just poured it in the condom and closed it carefully with a soft twist tie. Again keeping it tucked in my nuts to keep temp. Again, just walked in and pour. I think this time I used my brother pee though.
cheifstrongleaf
Member
Yeah, if you've only got 5 days, quick fix is our best option. I've mentioned this before, and I'm mentioning it again here because our location is listed as 43N (Oregon happens to be at this latitude): if you're urine sample will be tested at a lab in Oregon or Canada, buy the Canadian version of quick fix. The labs in Canada test for Uric Acid and some labs in Oregon and I guess Hawaii are now breaking federal guidelines and testing for it as well.
If money is an issue and you know someone that you're 100% sure has clean pee(no prescriptions, etc.) you could sub with their pee. You can get little 3oz shampoo bottles at Wal-mart or a drug store to crotch it in. Really you can take it in in your pocket because they can't legally frisk or touch you during a routine, unsupervised test. I would crotch it just to be safe. If your test is going to be supervised, you might be effed.
If money is an issue and you know someone that you're 100% sure has clean pee(no prescriptions, etc.) you could sub with their pee. You can get little 3oz shampoo bottles at Wal-mart or a drug store to crotch it in. Really you can take it in in your pocket because they can't legally frisk or touch you during a routine, unsupervised test. I would crotch it just to be safe. If your test is going to be supervised, you might be effed.
Ive told people this a thousand time on here.....Niacine...You can buy it at G & C if there is one near you.Only works for bud.Will make your skin burn and itch some.It does work.I have used it and friends have used it.Its the only thing I know that will work for sure other than drinking a bunch of water and trying to piss clear.They can tell when you use the water and have a thing that can measure piss even when its diluted..You use Niacine you will pass as long as its just bud.
Good Luck.
Good Luck.
Well here is your answer but damn I can't even imagine what would happen if you get caught with it.
http://www.thealsshop.com/whizzinator.html
http://www.thealsshop.com/whizzinator.html
Brilliant StressTest, Lmfao Bruv, STD Free-"OMFG" I fell off my chair when i read that, soo funny man, Nice one!!!!!. Yeah thats the one matey, looks real dont it, hahaha, you'd be hard pushed not to be showing it off if/whilst you were being watched during your test./ LOL man!
Oh & th Re-Fills are called "Golden Showers" ... killin me, Funny as Fk! hahahahah
N1 Pheno's on the Niacine one man, new one on me so cheers, not so sure im into the side effects but beggers cant be failing piss-tests as they say! Cool!
Oh & th Re-Fills are called "Golden Showers" ... killin me, Funny as Fk! hahahahah
N1 Pheno's on the Niacine one man, new one on me so cheers, not so sure im into the side effects but beggers cant be failing piss-tests as they say! Cool!
Hey Phedro's,
Just a question that came to mind on the Niacine bro, well, Would it be possible to just contaminate a urine test sample with niacine(powder/crystal or liquid) rather than ingesting the stuff, sounds like it may actually do something if it has such side effects, just something that sprung to mind. Cheers
The more i think about it the more i think its possible.
Just a question that came to mind on the Niacine bro, well, Would it be possible to just contaminate a urine test sample with niacine(powder/crystal or liquid) rather than ingesting the stuff, sounds like it may actually do something if it has such side effects, just something that sprung to mind. Cheers
The more i think about it the more i think its possible.
Niacin has to be taken internally, as for the itching and the flushing of the skin it oly last for an hour at the most. If the flushing and itching are something you can't endure take an asprin at the same time it will stop the itch and flush. I take a 500 mg extended release niacin daily some times you get side effects some time not. I take it for lowering cholesteral. it does work for weed I did it in the Army back in the 80s.
white vineger gets the job done a cup full about 3 hours before and lots of water to wash it down. after you can piss its beter when it goes through your system very hard to swallow but its a must if you want to piss clean.morning piss is stronger consitration so keep drinking water keep pissing and then do the vineger cup.i use to do this for probation and never got violated
the only thing its not that good to be always doing this it thins out your blood after long term use
good luck!!
the only thing its not that good to be always doing this it thins out your blood after long term use
good luck!!
R
rick shaw
To much hearsay.Here's the deal goldenseal,niacin,vinegar are worthless.I have successfully passed pre-employment drug tests using teas from GNC(Naturally Kleen).Most urine tests they will put a temperature test strip in after you hand it to them,then they put it against a color chart.these first two things make sure it came from your body and you did not drink a gallon of water to dilute your sample.Most tests are SAMHSA 5 panel,if it passes simple assay your good,if anything is detected it goes to GC-MS, gas chromatography-mass spectrometry.
CanIgetsum
Member
speaking from experience, Drinking vinegar does not work, I had to take a urine test for a Job at IBM and drank almost a gallon of vinegar, I failed the test and had the runs for 2 days... what I found to work 100% of the times is the powdered urine kit. GL..
