urban dictionary

[idiit]

I just had to look up "mondo".

http://www.urbandictionary.com/


I figured a thread on the latest, trendiest parlance was a good idea so I started one.

bring in your favorites.

for starts I like "cowl cocking":Cowl Cocking, when a man wears only a super heros cowl, much like Batmans cowl, but no pants or underwear.

and my personally coined; "adam syndrome".

we gots ppl exclusively smoking only the overly inbred, bx'd, selfed, in line overbred femed bling bling strains gone wild; ad infinitum. they develop "adam syndrome" ( can't get high off that chit ).. then these dank crazed fanatics proclaim that they are super heros with super hero tolerances. they tear off all their clothes, don their favorite super hero cape and go "bowling for danks".

day hazed
Blazin' it in the daytime.
Hey bro, wanna roll a fat one and get day hazed?

Lip boxing Talking shit over social media (twitter,Instagram) or talking shit to somebody else without the person they are taking about knowing.
Boy-William stay talkin shit on ig
Girl-he lip boxing

body by mattel Female that is more plastic than human.
"Nothing on that gal is more than 5 years old. My daughter has Barbie dolls older than that. I wonder if she's stamped with a Body by Mattel" logo. " See fauxen

eye cabbage the complete opposite of eye candy
"the boys nice!"

"shoosht mate thats eye cabbage"

Google University
A social media phenomenon where a commenter attempts to demonstrate knowledge obtained by searching on Google. This person has no legitimate degree from an accredited institution in said subject/topic, but will use unverified & inaccurate sources from websites searched on the search engine to prove their point on the topic being discussed.
After reading a ridiculous comment from someone that posted a link:

"Oh look, someone got their degree from Google University".

got some favorites? bring it.

 

[ChaosCatalunya]

I like "rule 34" ... It means that if you can imagine something, someone has already made a p0rn0 of it, it is easy to discretely drop into conversations as it seems *intellectual sounding* ... Untill the penny drops.

Also, BOBFOC, Body off Baywatch, Face off Crimewatch (a UK TV program like Americas most wanted) ... For young ladies who are blessed with a Pamela Anderson type "gave me a boner at 100 paces" body but whose face is more like some of the sack faced crack heads you see in Police Dept mugshots and wanted posters.

 

[Mikell]

Also known as butterface, but that's old hat verbology.

 

[OakyJoe]

truffle butter
Truffle butter is when you pull you dick out of the asshole an continue fucking her pussy, and the tan buttery substance around her pussy is truffle butter.

 

[idiit]

^ that's why they use pigs to sniff 'em out.

we're gonna get binned.