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Ulkokasvatus 2012

offthehook

offthehook

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Again a true beauty, this time found by growKäry. Grow Käry! Grow !!!

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."
-Hunter S. Thompson

FLMAO! and so true.

I should do my share on providing some nice yt clips to ya'll.
I'll be checking out with one of my good friends anytime soon. She showed me one that was hillarious yesterday.
It's in pretty high speed english tho, but I hope some of you will catch up. --anytime soon in this theatre-- ^^

(only òne offtopic, ass I don't want to 'spoil the thread', pun intended, watch it! patience...)
 
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GrowKäry

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offthehook said:
Found it myself, Ha !, I'm getting better at this.

First the lyrics: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/t/tim_minchin/ten_foot_cock_and_a_few_hundred_virgins.html

Here the YT clip:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXfmjMlPEic

Have a good'n


If you think this wasn't funny you should go home and never never ever toke up anymore AGAIN... ever!


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Ja takaisin aiheeseen.
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Alkaa jo hiukan kuumottaan kuinka korkeeks toi vielä venyy, nyt jotain 160-170cm ja alkaa vasta tekemään nuppua...:biggrin:
 
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MilfSmoker

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Hyvältä näyttää pojjiilla, eteläsä ei kyl oo sateet pahemmin haittaillu,eikä etanatkaa montaa tainta pistäny poskee. Naapurin irman kaa käytii mettäsä haistelemassa ilmaa ja törmättii samalla niihin tyhvooneihin mitä kylmä alkukesä oli koetellu



Hyvin näyttää voivan

OTH: keep rockin,looks magnificent! I was thinking same thing,to do as much seeds as i can for next season, and then just put heck of alot seeds on soil. Peace bros and sis!
 
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GrowKäry

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StonedGolem said:
Jep. Vaikka isot monsterit on aina hienoja katella, niin sais jo alkaa keskittyyn enemmän siihen kukan vääntämiseen, perkele!
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Kyllä niis kaikis on jo sellaset pienet kukinnot.
Mun kännykän kamera ei vaan kykene niitä tallentamaan.

Mutta, taidan laittaa guanoteen taas tulille ja antaa oikeen isukin kädestä teineille...

OTH:
Thanks for Tim Minchin links.
That guy is awesome! :D
 
StonedGolem

StonedGolem

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GrowKäry said:
Kyllä niis kaikis on jo sellaset pienet kukinnot.
Mun kännykän kamera ei vaan kykene niitä tallentamaan.

Mutta, taidan laittaa guanoteen taas tulille ja antaa oikeen isukin kädestä teineille...
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Joo, kylhän niis oli jo snadit kukinnot ku kuun vaihteessa kävin. Mutta korkeutta on ihan riittämiin jo. Saisivat kaiken energian panostaa kukintoihin. Aina jännittää, earlyjen kanssa se, että miten pitkään syksyyn niitä joutuu venaamaan, kun homeriski kasvaa niin vitusti aina mitä pidemmälle mennään esim. syys/lokakuussa.

Ens vuonna vois mun puolesta panostaa enemmänki Oveliin ku mitä tänä vuonna, jos vaan saadaan valmiita papuja. Ei sillä etteikö tanskiksillekin sijaa olis :) Ovelat on kyllä vakuuttanu meikän tänä kesänä ainakin toistaseks kasvatuspotentiaalillaan!
 
Tuco Ramirez

Tuco Ramirez

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Jaahasta! Sillon ku menee vituiks ni menee näköjää kunnolla! Meitsin kuudesta budikasvista oli 3 hävinny ku tuhka tuuleen.. ei varsia, ei mitää. Ja kolme jäljelle jäänyttä oli ne kaikista kitukasvuisemmat, joista tulee todennäköisesti etanan ruokaa. Siemennysmestalla kaikki 4 kasvia uroita: MITÄ VITTUA!! Viime vuoden siemenspotilla kaikki 5 kasvia oli kaikki naaraita.. 2010 tehdyilllä siiduilla ei näemmä tule tänäKÄÄN vuonna uutta sukupolvea. Nyt ei saatana enää paljoo naurata. Ainoat mitä enää on jäljellä on pari pienen pientä narttu-Lowryderiä ja pari Early Specialia (jotka tuskin ees kukkivat).

Heh heh.. joo. Ei muutaku niska limassa duunia ja uus kaappi rakenteille. Kuukauden päästä Tuco pistää sisäsiemenet multii..
 
offthehook

offthehook

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On snails > cultivated area's hold shitty much more larger snail populations in compare to spots deep down in the middle of nowhere.

Am I pissed if I see a snail? hell no, I am always HAPPY if I see a snail on my plants > I pick them off one by one and consider them a culinary treat containing lots of healthy minerals and some proteins. Raw they go down most easy, but hey, first try swallowing raw chicken eggs and ones you are accustumed to that then pretty much everything goes.

Nammm, seriously !

So why are snails not a serious problem to me. > sowing straight from seed at the right time of year is the answer to that.
Snails share a preference to soft, young leaf tissue and are rejectend to older stiffer and tougher leafes.

If you put your beautifully, pre grown sprouts just a bit to early for the time of year into the Great outdoors, well, your snail population is going to LOVE you for that great move in their advantage.
Lots of soft young leaf tissue all of a sudden that is availeble only on your spot and nowhere else ? No wonder they will reproduce like vermin and keep hanging all around your spot while enjoying their frenzy on your pregrown delicasies.
Like social boms profiting from government handouts ! ( I am one of those and I know exactly how comphy one can be on such a regimen ) ;)

:)
 
SovietFinland

SovietFinland

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BadTicket said:
Meilläpäin ei oo satanu vähään aikaan, alkaa plantuista huomaamaan. Tänään tuli pikkusateet, mutta eipä noilla vielä kuuhun mennä..
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Meilläpäin on satanut vettä niin paljon ettei tarvinnut kastella ruukuissa kasvavia kasveja. Välillä toki pitää käydä potkimassa purkkeja nurin ettei hamput vallan huku. :whiteflag:
 
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hamppuu

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Kävin tossa yökävelyllä spoteilla 2viikon tauon jälkeen ja ja... Sielähän odotti kunnon viidakko :) Jamaica tuoksu todella vahvasti ja kerran kun eka ulkokasvatus niiin tuli kyllä hymy naamalle.
2viikossa kasvit oli kyllä kehittynnyt ihan törkeen paljon... kiiitos etelän lämmöt!
Hyvin oli lähtennyt kukkimaan ja muutamasta kasvista löytyy jo mukavan huurteiset aurinkolehdet!!! :O

Yks lr2 löytyy spotilta ja taitaa olla 6 kertaa pienempi verrattuna muihin lajikkeisiin (short term amnesia,aak47xdiesel ryder, sour60)
lr2 pitäis olla valmista 2vkon päästä ja en malta odottaa että pääsen ensimmäistä ulkobudia maistelemaan! (vaikka onkin perus rytkyä)

Harmi kun hyvä kamera unohtui ottaa mukaan ja yöllä oli aika vaikea ottaa kamerapuhelimella kuvia. Kuitenkin pari huonoa kuvaa tuli otettua ja ei auta muuta kuin odottaa seuraavaa kertaa, sit pitäis saada parempia kuvia.

(1000l~ multaa, 14 AF ---> Monsters) Ei haittaa ainakaan enään kun panostettiin tohon multatilaan. Roudaaminen oli kyl vittumaista :)

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offthehook

offthehook

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I wished I could show pics but due to a raid I need lots of rest now. Nighty night guys. :)

Some kind words in English could help tho, >Beeing fed up having to use the shitty translator & all, sorry.
 
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hamppuu

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@oth, I forgot to take a good camera with me when i visited our spot, so no good pics... But things are looking REALLY REALLY GOOD.
Some of those AF's are sooooo big! I couldn't believe my eyes when i saw them after 2 weeks break. They really like the weather in south ; )

This is too good to be true...this is our (me&my friend's) first outdoor grow and i feel so excited! I don't know if this is beginners luck or why they are growing so nice :)(They grow so big cuz we used 1000l of soil to make that bed? ... )
Next time I make sure that I take a better cam with me so I can show some better pics of those "AF-Trees"
(We must have some Early-strains in next summer and see how big they can grow!)

Oh and btw...WE have one lr#2 in there and she's goin to be ready in 2 weeks... I think ;).. Can't wait to test our first outdoor bud!

(I'm still learning english, so i hope u can understand me..):tiphat:

I'd love to see pics of ur plants! U re so talented ;)
 
offthehook

offthehook

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Thanks mate, Maybe that was the true bit of appreciation I needed to help me keep going hmpu. Thanks a tonne.(x 1000!)

Lots of Love back at ya my friend. :)

As a matter of fact I am contemplating not to harvest at all on any of my spots, instead, let Nature take care of it, let some Birds and Rabids frenzy on surplus seeds, and next year even plant some Lupines, Green beans, Horse beans, Potatoes, Corn, and Summer flowers all around my spots.
As we speak there already appears to grow Catnip everywhere along the outlines of my plants, Wheats, Kaura, Nettle and what not.

The only thing I will harvest from there is a pre selected number of seeds that I put available to everyone attending this forum section and will give away for free to all local and far living friends here in Finland.
Besides... Exept for professional reasons every once a year, I am anyways not interested in smoking the dope for only my own pleasure, so all's just fine as far as I 'm concerned. I'm a breeder scientist Hippie, NOT a stoner. More a bit like Mr Walter White from *breaking Bad* the series. But then on the Right side of WRONG.

As for now, I am done fucking the Cops, and I suppose the Cops are done fucking with me. It 's because I have let them know that next time they will come & raid my house, they will have to empty my two cubic meter outdoor shitter as well, as I will tell them there will be hiding shitloads of illegal substances underneath it!

They were not realy eager doing their jobs this time, as they were out on a haunch and I had clearly let them know NOT to keep any illegal substances around whatsoever.
Besides, Their sniffer dogs are lousy as they don't realy love their doggs and only a dog that knows love knows how to sniff out goodies for their bosses ;)

Also next time they will have to take their shoes off, and be polite & humble, and not just swinging camera's around possibly picturing my usually naked kids on some of their creepy filmshots.

Cops need learn to be decent and civil again, and if their Mothers forgot to teach em that, well, than I consider it MY task handing out some free of charge re-education on that.^^

Finland is a Great Country with great humble & beautifull PEOPLE, let there be no shadow of a doubt, It's just that our political system has turned completely into shit and we just don't want to take their hostillity and interference any longer for Credit of only having to go about it on Their terms.

Cough 'Fuckem' Cough, sorry, I will remain polite and humble at all times, but HONEST, they should not try & come to fuck with the WRONG MEXICAN In such a beautifull country as Finland. ;)

Finland is to remain OUR peace full & lovely Finland. NOT some criminal WAR zone Our once beautifull Mexico has meanwhile become ;)

Your Effort of having to move this kinds of huge amount of prime quality soil will be rewarding you with more fruits of your labour then you could ever dream off hmpu.

I am SOOOO happy for you now my friend, and I believe that this was where this was all about :)


UH, ah well, never mind, BE MERRY !
 
offthehook

offthehook

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Let there be no doubt: The character representing offthehook is a NON-existing figure but merely a representation of an Honest soul, acting out as The little helper of the Divine.

His work has been done for now, so it will remain up to the Divine on what's to happen Next, in this Live Theatre of Life and Love.

:)

Still, his Promise of representing his imaginary work along some pics During "hypothetical" harvest time Remains untill further notice...
 
offthehook

offthehook

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OOOOH, but you should have seen those MALES!


They are Aplenty this year and even outnumber all the females. Totally fucking awesome specimens, to say the least.


Guess what... These critters carry BALLS, oh man you've got no clue ;)
 
offthehook

offthehook

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I always had some trouble removing males & or their balls so why not let it as it is and say: it's all good!



Si 'il va bien pour Toi, il va bien poor Moi.
 
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