Twitter is overloaded

[alaskan]

Try growing a penis and stop caring about twitter, tila tequila, britney murphey, and lindsay lohan...

There's this thing called real life...

 

[humble1]

you think Brittany Murphy was more of an actress than Tila Tequila?
i think you need to watch more of Tila's old porn, because i'd say they're about evenly matched...... but i can't twitter about how frustrated your comparison made me....
what to do..... what to do?
doesn't matter much anyway, Harborside hasn't tweeted(sic? twittered?) since the tenth.

 

[KharmaGirl]

Stop twittering? It's lame

 

[Haps]

I am hoping that when all the twits get there the place will implode and all the twits will be gone, or at least turned into twats, those we can use.

 

[humble1]

Uh-oh.^^^^
might have to use that in the signature line.....
thanks Haps!

 

[steppinRazor]

Twitter, Now serving

 

[mriko]

twi-what ?

Irie !

 

[ArcticBlast]

lmao, there's some SHARKS in here today haha

ArcticBlast

 

[Tronic]

Are you fucking kidding me??

Wow.

My favorite part about tila 'tequila' aka tila nguyen is taht she was a porn star LONG before she was a 'reality star' haha

 

[SoCaliSmoker]

I don't understand? Tila Tequila WAS a porn star?


........... I thought she still is??

WHORE

 

[greenhead]

I don't see what the attraction to Twitter is.

Twitter is basically the internet for stupid people and celebrities, where you can only type short 140 word messages.

Why not use the real deal?

 

[SoCaliSmoker]

U don like 2 tweet?? I thot dat twittn' makz u smartr! Oll my frenz tweet cuz we don hav da time 2 tak 2 eech othr. Imma tok 2 my kidz in tweet so dat dey grow up reel smart! TTYL evry1!!

(the name should be "Twitter IS FOR Dummies!")

 

[SpasticGramps]

Man, like, I have been totally wondering what happened to them. OMG!

I'm going to go rub one out for some celebrity rejects.

 

[Dethclock]

FUCKIN' HIGH-LARIOUS!

 

[Hephaestus]

Twitter has its place... though it's really a kids universe... Makes little sense for anyone else...

 

[whiterabbit9]

you can't grow a penis

 

[SpasticGramps]

Twitter is overloaded, so I'm going to tweet in here....

Tweet: Well, my dog crapped on the floor yesterday. It's still there. I'm looking at right now. I'm going to stick my finger it.

Tweet: Wow! My Paris Hilton sex video came in. She's the greatest ever. BFFx1000. I'm going to get the Vaseline.

 

[ArcticBlast]

Twitter is overloaded, so I'm going to tweet in here....

Tweet: Well, my dog crapped on the floor yesterday. It's still there. I'm looking at right now. I'm going to stick my finger it.

Tweet: Wow! My Paris Hilton sex video came in. She's the greatest ever. BFFx1000. I'm going to get the Vaseline.

haha, i'm going to follow you now

ArcticBlast

 

[Hydro-Soil]

Try growing a penis and stop caring about twitter, tila tequila, britney murphey, and lindsay lohan...

There's this thing called real life...

Indeed.... The country is falling apart because people are uneducated on how things are supposed to be.

Educate Yourself!

Stay Safe!

 

[SpasticGramps]

Tweet: I'm going to play with my toaster in the shower tub. I'll let you know it goes guys. Should be fun. Fido shit on the floor again. I think there is something wrong with him??