Tutorial: How I roll a blunt

[Guest]

I'm with you man I'm all out and have been that way for a few days now...and despite it being payday for me too my hookup isn't gonna be back til tomorrow...damn! Ah well at least I have something to look forward to tomorrow.

I'm with you with girls thinking that way too...eseacailly when they make more money than me! Its just like them going to bars and not having to pay for a single drink the entire night because they have a vagina and boobs. I think way too many of them try to just control men for the hell of it. Then again I'm always psyched when I do find a girl that buys (or grows) her own stash.

Sorry for gettin this thread off topic to everyone else. I wanna know what that purple is too...and what those boxes are next to the blunt...

 

[The Dopest]

lmao^ the purple has been named, its prometh w/codine. the boxes are for when i run outta swishers late at nite:wink: or if i have some really good tastin kill

 

[Guest]

you guys are right! you get outta line or break the cypher for "special" treatment, you get a "special" team beatdown. i'm fond of blanket parties w/ a bar of soap in a sock. full metal jacket style!! jk lol

 

[Guest]

soon as i figure out how to post pics i'll show you a fat dutch!

 

[The Dopest]

soon as i figure out how to post pics i'll show you a fat dutch!

lol serious? its a kinda confusing procedure for sure but you can figure it out if ya hit enough buttons...

 

[Nate]

The Dopest those rolls of rolling papers are nuts, how much does that cost you $$

 

[Guest]

I like blunts but only once a week or so...you get niccotine and THC!!

 

[The Dopest]

man im a pothead i couldnt tell you if i was standin ther checkin out with them, about $4 each i think. lol the roll is long as shit, it dont say and i never measured it but i bet its 15' or so!

 

[Nate]

Thats why i was wondering because it looks like you could roll a million damn joints lol

 

[420KushMaster]

joints are nice but i cant get my sticky herbs to burn in joints.

my 1st time was with a joint she was one fine mother fucker too....

 

[Wacky Tobacky]

haha dopest.. you remind me of my boy.. who earned the nickname kong (genghis kong..lol..) who used to stay with that purple.

on the topic of blunts.. thats all I smoke.. honey dutches are the best. I split them with my knife (got a ken onion kershaw that goes everywhere w/ me) or fingernails, gut, seperate leafs, cut the inner leaf in half, and reassemble ...faster,better,stronger,smarter.. lol..

hey a better method for rolling dutch masters is to unwrap the outer leaf first then the inner one will have a line down the middle where you can easily split it down the middle perfectly then roll up the blunt with the inner part only, then wrap the outer leaf back on the way it was on the blunt before. with the outer leaf you can tighen the blunt as much as you want when you are rolling it back on.

 

[Guest]

yea man me too im out heh. todays payday though so

on the topic of matching, another thing I CANT STAND is how some people feel that girls deserve special treatment or should be smoked up / hooked up free just cause theyre female. i think this is mostly a desperate attempt to get laid by most guys who do it, and ive never seen it work, but it really makes me sick. and the girls/women that use their sex appeal to get these poor fools to spend on them, with no intent.. show some self respect.. thats just sad..

ya thats true, it happens with just about everything in life. hot girls always get special treatment from guys

 

[Guest]

i am aware of that method. that is indeed an alternative method. it is not however a better method. i can tighten it as much as i want, as is clearly shown in the middle picture. most of my friends do unwrap it. i can produce a finished dutch that is better than most of my friends, in a minute or less counting gutting etc, if the bud is already broken up.. so thats my main reason, when i wanna smoke i wanna get down to business usually. depending on circumstances i may take my time, but end result is the same. cheers..

 

[Guest]

when you unravel the outer leaf you can cut it down the middle parallel w/ the leaf. then you crack the middle down the "factory" glue line and cut that down to fit. both leave you with less wrapping and more weed! less impurities the better!

 

[The Dopest]

or you can take some hemostats and yank the guts out of three swisher then carefully pack one full and the other two all but 1/2". put them one inside the other and use a fourth one to tape them together. let it sit for the "tape" to dry then you're ready for smoke!

 

[Guest]

yea we do that with 2 dutches and call it an oowop.. gotta hold it kind of like you're praying or opera singing or something lol.. that looks pretty fat tho.. hope you didnt take it to the face haha

 

[The Dopest]

and by "take it to the face" you mean like this? lol it was my bd ans i made some bud brownies ala mode to go with it!

 

[Guest]

rofl.. thats sick... happy belated bd man..

 

[fieldgrower]

im not a very big fan of blunts, especially when you have reallllly good herb, i would not take something i grew just to make it taste like tobacco, the only way i smoke blunts is if their is the schwiggity lol but yeah that is a rather unique way of rollin um, never seen it before, not around here anyways, cheers

 

[R.I.P. Overgrow]

ya there's been a dry spell around here and ive had to resort to schwagg... so the roor and volcano have a vacation until i get bud worthy to smoke out of them