Turns out, Man vs Wild is faker than we thought

[ibtokin]

a little off topic, but why is the east side almost always the ghetto in every city?

 

[fr33th3w33d]

Want a real survivor show? Drop a white guy witt a do rag on and a g unit tshirt off in South east DC . Lets see if he can get out.

season two-

strap a hundred dollars in 1s to a bright flourescent shirt. drop off in north philly.

considering the way peoples ethics have changed in the past 50 years of television, i wouldnt be surprised if at some point shit like this came out. cant wait.

 

[mrgrowmez]

i feel so let down

 

[lotatokin]

mr. nevermind,,,,,,im fuckin rollin man ! now thats funny,,,,,i dont care who you are !

 

[Feyd]

I always knew that show was complete bullshit.

I liked Survivor Man more, but I don't watch either of them. Just caught a few episodes of each every now and then

 

[Discombobul8]

apparently the camera men are taken out of the environment every night. Yeah right they do not leave any home comforts with the bear. It would be inhumane and against his contract insurance for the show. His kids would need some sort of inheritance. You know the british military didn't pay him shit after he broke his back and got released from the SAS. If that is true to start off with.

 

[Tarkus]

Never really was a fan of Man vs Wild, Survivor Man is just so much better. For crying out loud, have you seen Bear's watch?? That thing is huge!! It has to have GPS on it, or something. Man vs Wild is good to watch when you want something to make fun of, then it can be pretty entertaining.

It is a sad state of affairs when a man named Les is more of a badass than a guy named Bear.

 

[Pops]

If either one of those badass dudes want to try some strange and horrible food, I will introduce them to my ex-wife. Lets see if they can survive on that shit!

 

[Verite]

Mmmmm biting off snake heads.

 

[Tarkus]

Hell, I bet all those fish he bit into were even store bought.

 

[DogBoy]

Ray Mears, a mans man and proper teacher or survival techniques. When i was lost in the wilds of Brixton one night with just a pocket knife and a pulsing sphincter his advice was a true lifesaver!

I say we pit your "Survivor man" and our Ray Mears together and see who comes out alive. Maybe somewhere nice and sunny like the Congo!